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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey everyone, just admiring some of the pics we've been treated to on what appears to be a bit of a miserable Tuesday outside. Was wondering if anyone fancied a bit of light hearted fun and wanted to play matchmaker.

Is there a set of tits that you think would look great alongside one of the torso's or vice versa. No idea if this will work but worth a try

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By *relanddirectMan  over a year ago

cheshire

cracking idea

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Your tits and my torso OP

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Your tits and my torso OP "

I have been called a tit in the past amongst other names lol. But surely there's plenty of others you'd rather pair up with hahah

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Ohh could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

I’m happy for my torso to be put up against some tits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't mind joining in, Hope I can find a match

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m gona say my tits against Benny Wood’s torso preferably wet or oily il let him decide

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Should we say you can only make matches between others in true matchmaker style. Or let people make matches for themselves? First time trying this so rules are work in progress lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Go on then OP. I'll throw my hat in the ring (can't throw my tits as they're attached).

Make me a match

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By *assion and MoreCouple  over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

As requested

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m gona say my tits against Benny Wood’s torso preferably wet or oily il let him decide "

Definitely start with the oil

We can get wet in the shower after!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh I'm in

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

Could be fun to see who's torso people would match my breasticles with

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

Go on, then, OP, I'm in - I'm intrigued as to who I'll be paired off with

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By *nto My ArmsMan  over a year ago

Herts/London


"Could be fun to see who's torso people would match my breasticles with "

Raises hand, clicks fingers!

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By *moothshaftMan  over a year ago

Coventry

I'm sure there's a pair of tits on here that would look good with my grandad bod!!

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I’m gona say my tits against Benny Wood’s torso preferably wet or oily il let him decide

Definitely start with the oil

We can get wet in the shower after! "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh this might be interesting. Now let's see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who is in charge of the pairing?

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By *eviant KnightMan  over a year ago

Norton

I'm happy to play, volunteers welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hard, muscly pecs; soft, squishy boobs.

Perfect juxtaposition.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Go on then OP. I'll throw my hat in the ring (can't throw my tits as they're attached).

Make me a match "

I'm feeling that you and Mr Mystique would be a great match. Sorry Mr Mystique but you and I weren't to be. I'll leave you two to it

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Who is in charge of the pairing? "

Anyone and everyone for this first attempt. Already more popular that I though so match others, yourself and anyone else you want. Go crazy guys and girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohh could be fun "

Personally, I think we could make a great match

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

If we're matching ourselves up, I'd like to pair off with NotSoPosh's lovely squishy boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great idea OP, as you said, but of light hearted fun for such a miserable day.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Ohh could be fun

Personally, I think we could make a great match "

Agreed

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I think I’d be happy to be paired with most of the women on the thread so far. Some beautiful boobs to push into.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then OP. I'll throw my hat in the ring (can't throw my tits as they're attached).

Make me a match

I'm feeling that you and Mr Mystique would be a great match. Sorry Mr Mystique but you and I weren't to be. I'll leave you two to it"

If I must....

Er, OP, I appear to have a fair amount of boobage, any chance I could have another couple of torsos to squish against as well?

There is just too much sexy in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhh count me in....who’s game?!

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?


"I am in "

Oh, now that's a lovely firm body to contrast my curves against

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am available.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh hello this is new

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohh could be fun

Personally, I think we could make a great match

Agreed "

Excellent! Although I feel like your tits would cover most of my torso

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Ohh could be fun

Personally, I think we could make a great match

Agreed

Excellent! Although I feel like your tits would cover most of my torso "

I was thinking covering more of your mouth

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle

Feel free to use my tits in your game OP

K xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohh could be fun

Personally, I think we could make a great match

Agreed

Excellent! Although I feel like your tits would cover most of my torso

I was thinking covering more of your mouth "

May need to go in one at a time, but I'll take my time with them

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Ohh could be fun

Personally, I think we could make a great match

Agreed

Excellent! Although I feel like your tits would cover most of my torso

I was thinking covering more of your mouth

May need to go in one at a time, but I'll take my time with them "

Take as much time as you need

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Close By

Ahhh am I allowed to play/be paired too please? Would be quite the distraction from my spreadsheets this afternoon

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Go on then OP. I'll throw my hat in the ring (can't throw my tits as they're attached).

Make me a match

I'm feeling that you and Mr Mystique would be a great match. Sorry Mr Mystique but you and I weren't to be. I'll leave you two to it

If I must....

Er, OP, I appear to have a fair amount of boobage, any chance I could have another couple of torsos to squish against as well?

There is just too much sexy in here"

Maybe a certain handyman might be able to help out. Jim what you saying?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Offering my tits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tits out here

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Offering my tits "

And very nice they are too

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Offering my tits

And very nice they are too "

And may I return the compliment ten fold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Offering my tits

And very nice they are too

And may I return the compliment ten fold "

Guys we have a match .... yaayy

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Ooohhh... In

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Offering my tits

And very nice they are too

And may I return the compliment ten fold

Guys we have a match .... yaayy "

Belle has one and sparkle has two I think. Plenty of others in the pipeline

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh this might be interesting. Now let's see "

Well Fancy that?!?

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got the torso if you’ve got the tits.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Feel free to use my tits in your game OP

K xx"

Me me me. There’s a match

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Offering my tits

And very nice they are too

And may I return the compliment ten fold

Guys we have a match .... yaayy

Belle has one and sparkle has two I think. Plenty of others in the pipeline"

I can very clearly see that Belle has two as well.

......oh....you mean matches?

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Feel free to use my tits in your game OP

K xx"

I'm sure I'm not the only one that can think of a few games I'd want to play

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I’ve got the torso if you’ve got the tits. "

Very nice...picturing it covered in oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooohhh... In"
.... my cleavage

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve got the torso if you’ve got the tits.

Very nice...picturing it covered in oil "

And I’m picturing your tits covered in err err errrm, oil too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One hundred and fifty .. damn you got big titties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like this idea... I'm in

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Feel free to use my tits in your game OP

K xx

Me me me. There’s a match "

I'll take that

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By *opilotMan  over a year ago

Heathrow

Sounds like great fun, match me up OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grandad bod up for it

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Sounds like great fun, match me up OP "

You can land on mine anytime

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhh count me in....who’s game?! "

I'd like to play, what's my prize if I win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like great fun, match me up OP

You can land on mine anytime "

Oh I'd like to match up my torso to your tips Sparkle xxx

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By *eeky goodnessMan  over a year ago

Worcester

I’m in

This looks like fun....my torso is at your disposal

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By *xmfrvnMan  over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Ooohhh... In.... my cleavage"

*dives*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sooner see you guys match tits to tits ..lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhh count me in....who’s game?!

I'd like to play, what's my prize if I win "

Play and find out....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sooner see you guys match tits to tits ..lol x "

Well now lol

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By *opilotMan  over a year ago

Heathrow


"Sounds like great fun, match me up OP

You can land on mine anytime "

I'll get the next flight up

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

Who’s doing the matching?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sooner see you guys match tits to tits ..lol x "

I second this motion!

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Not that we're keeping score but I feel sparkle is running the show in here lol. Anyone still awaiting a match?

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Who’s doing the matching? "

Chaos has descended. If we do this next week we could try only being able to match others. But for today anything goes haha

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By *eeky goodnessMan  over a year ago

Worcester


"Not that we're keeping score but I feel sparkle is running the show in here lol. Anyone still awaiting a match?"

I’m waiting but I’m good at that

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Not that we're keeping score but I feel sparkle is running the show in here lol. Anyone still awaiting a match?"

Oops sorry

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Not that we're keeping score but I feel sparkle is running the show in here lol. Anyone still awaiting a match?

Oops sorry "

No need to apologise lol. No one is complaining yet, especially not your matches, so keep it up

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Sounds like great fun, match me up OP

You can land on mine anytime

Oh I'd like to match up my torso to your tips Sparkle xxx"

Please do

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Not that we're keeping score but I feel sparkle is running the show in here lol. Anyone still awaiting a match?

I’m waiting but I’m good at that "

Feel free to make a move bud. Some lovely ladies to test the waters with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhh count me in....who’s game?!

I'd like to play, what's my prize if I win

Play and find out.... "

If I do win, would I get champagne to spray all over?

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Not that we're keeping score but I feel sparkle is running the show in here lol. Anyone still awaiting a match?

I’m waiting but I’m good at that "

Get out that corner and come get squishy with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr here and I'm in. Pretty sure her ladyship wouldn't complain either if someone picked her a nice torso to squeeze her tits against

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhh count me in....who’s game?!

I'd like to play, what's my prize if I win

Play and find out....

If I do win, would I get champagne to spray all over? "

Why not....I’ve a preference for whisky though...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh hello this is new "
ok im out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not that we're keeping score but I feel sparkle is running the show in here lol. Anyone still awaiting a match?"

No torse for my G cups...

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By *heekytradesman46Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhh count me in....who’s game?!

I'd like to play, what's my prize if I win

Play and find out....

If I do win, would I get champagne to spray all over?

Why not....I’ve a preference for whisky though... "

Well whatever we choose, it's bound to be sticky. They may need to literally pull us apart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll play please

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm in.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Mr here and I'm in. Pretty sure her ladyship wouldn't complain either if someone picked her a nice torso to squeeze her tits against "

We could always swap?

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By *eeky goodnessMan  over a year ago

Worcester


"Not that we're keeping score but I feel sparkle is running the show in here lol. Anyone still awaiting a match?

I’m waiting but I’m good at that

Get out that corner and come get squishy with me "

Who can say no to an offer like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll play please "

Finally! I'll match with you please

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Count me in "

Nice tits

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Can we just all get pressed up against each other

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Unfortunately I'm going to have to head off to work. I would ask someone to run the thread in my absence but seeing as chaos has ensued there's no point, so carry on as you are lol. Enjoy your afternoons and don't have too much fun

Ps. Any ladies feel free to drop a match in my inbox for later tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we just all get pressed up against each other "

Sounds like loads more fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Count me in

Nice tits "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mr here and I'm in. Pretty sure her ladyship wouldn't complain either if someone picked her a nice torso to squeeze her tits against

We could always swap? "

What a novel idea for a swinging site

Swapsies all round it is then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unfortunately I'm going to have to head off to work. I would ask someone to run the thread in my absence but seeing as chaos has ensued there's no point, so carry on as you are lol. Enjoy your afternoons and don't have too much fun

Ps. Any ladies feel free to drop a match in my inbox for later tonight "

Just make sure it's not lit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll play

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian

Definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll give it a go but im back on work at 13.30

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By *eeky goodnessMan  over a year ago

Worcester


"I'll give it a go but im back on work at 13.30 "

*Puts hand up* pick me

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll give it a go but im back on work at 13.30

*Puts hand up* pick me "

I've got you GG

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian


"Mr here and I'm in. Pretty sure her ladyship wouldn't complain either if someone picked her a nice torso to squeeze her tits against "

I can see why you nominate your ladyship

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in x

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales

What do we do?

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What do we do? "

Find a match for whoever you'd like to press your torso against

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oo great idea, count me in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhhh can we pair up with more than one torso?!!

A few too choose from...I don’t mind sharing..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in! Always up for snuggling tits on pecs

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By *man_4Man  over a year ago

London

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll join in for a while

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll join in for a while "

Hey there..... Can I borrow your torso?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I’m in would love some tits next to my torso

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhhh can we pair up with more than one torso?!!

A few too choose from...I don’t mind sharing.. "

I doubt many would complain of you asked to share.

Mr

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My torso is missing some tits .. ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll join in for a while

Hey there..... Can I borrow your torso? "

I think you may need two torsos for those beauties

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll join in for a while

Hey there..... Can I borrow your torso?

I think you may need two torsos for those beauties "

Two is better than one....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll join in for a while

Hey there..... Can I borrow your torso? "

Borrow? That normally means I’d return it in better condition than it was when it was loaned out

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll join in for a while

Hey there..... Can I borrow your torso?

Borrow? That normally means I’d return it in better condition than it was when it was loaned out "

Oh..... Is sweaty and breathing heavily better than it is now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll join in for a while

Hey there..... Can I borrow your torso?

Borrow? That normally means I’d return it in better condition than it was when it was loaned out

Oh..... Is sweaty and breathing heavily better than it is now? "

That’s a standard Tuesday for me

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

How about a tits and tits and torso option? I reckon my OH Hannah's tits would look glorious alongside many of the fantastic pairs in this thread, such as Sparkle1974 or Busty Belle. If you need a torso thrown in then I happily offer mine to comply with the rules. Luke

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll join in for a while

Hey there..... Can I borrow your torso?

Borrow? That normally means I’d return it in better condition than it was when it was loaned out

Oh..... Is sweaty and breathing heavily better than it is now?

That’s a standard Tuesday for me "

Darn. Usually a Wednesday for me

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"How about a tits and tits and torso option? I reckon my OH Hannah's tits would look glorious alongside many of the fantastic pairs in this thread, such as Sparkle1974 or Busty Belle. If you need a torso thrown in then I happily offer mine to comply with the rules. Luke "

I agree completely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll play please "

Would like your tits on my torso

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales


"What do we do?

Find a match for whoever you'd like to press your torso against "

Well judging by your profile pic I’m guessing you’re taken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hairy Torso, not looking for the same in a match!

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By *nnate ProblemMan  over a year ago

Northampton

No idea who to match with but today, procrastination is definitely key!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Hairy Torso, not looking for the same in a match! "

How about me

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"What do we do?

Find a match for whoever you'd like to press your torso against

Well judging by your profile pic I’m guessing you’re taken"

Plenty of me to go around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a penny and all that.

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm a bit late but I'm in if there's anyone not take that thinks my torso would compliment there (,)(,)

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales


"What do we do?

Find a match for whoever you'd like to press your torso against

Well judging by your profile pic I’m guessing you’re taken

Plenty of me to go around "

;)

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Close By

Nobody appears to have distracted me from my spreadsheets with offers of pressing some delightful boobage up against the torso..

How very disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in xx

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By *ogan_IrelandMan  over a year ago

South East

Why not! Throw me into the mix lol

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Nobody appears to have distracted me from my spreadsheets with offers of pressing some delightful boobage up against the torso..

How very disappointing "

Will mine do?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I throw my torso dad bod into the mix..

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By *r.HMan  over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

My torso needs to be matched with some tits, feel free to inbox me

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

There's a picture of our perfect tits and torso match on our profile

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By *oldyoudown41Man  over a year ago

caledonian


"There's a picture of our perfect tits and torso match on our profile "

And it’s a very good picture too

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Close By


"Nobody appears to have distracted me from my spreadsheets with offers of pressing some delightful boobage up against the torso..

How very disappointing

Will mine do? "

Sparkle youre a SAVIOUR

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By *rNaughtyNickMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

im in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My torso with Saprkle1974 on the left and Busty Belle on the right please.

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By *ornyhun69Woman  over a year ago

Wales

I'm in

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

in indeed

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm matching with Hornyhun69 if she agrees

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nobody appears to have distracted me from my spreadsheets with offers of pressing some delightful boobage up against the torso..

How very disappointing "

I can press my boobage against you? X

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan  over a year ago

Close By


"Nobody appears to have distracted me from my spreadsheets with offers of pressing some delightful boobage up against the torso..

How very disappointing

I can press my boobage against you? X "

Yes...yes you can Raven

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Nobody appears to have distracted me from my spreadsheets with offers of pressing some delightful boobage up against the torso..

How very disappointing

I can press my boobage against you? X "

and there she is ill take this little cracker as well

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By *horehouseprincessWoman  over a year ago

small town near Munich

Looking for a nice chest to snuggle into

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Evening all. I'm counting this as a success. See you all again same time next week

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"My torso with Saprkle1974 on the left and Busty Belle on the right please."

I'm game

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"My torso with Saprkle1974 on the left and Busty Belle on the right please.

I'm game "

We can all dream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll play please

Finally! I'll match with you please "

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Erm.....ladies who I have pressed up against, could you please check your cleavages as I appear to have lost my watch....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Ahem*

Still waiting...

*taps foot loudly*

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"*Ahem*

Still waiting...

*taps foot loudly*

"

All you had to do was ask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ahem*

Still waiting...

*taps foot loudly*

All you had to do was ask "

Don't be silly, you're meant to be able to read my mind didn't you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any breast for this chest ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

.

Putting my tits in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Putting my tits in "

They would look good on me

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Putting my tits in "

If I tell you they're hot will you hold them against me.

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By *X2019 OP   Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"*Ahem*

Still waiting...

*taps foot loudly*

All you had to do was ask

Don't be silly, you're meant to be able to read my mind didn't you know "

Must have missed that memo. At least I know for next time. Anyway where were we...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*Ahem*

Still waiting...

*taps foot loudly*

All you had to do was ask

Don't be silly, you're meant to be able to read my mind didn't you know

Must have missed that memo. At least I know for next time. Anyway where were we... "

Well I was putting my boobicles on your breasticles I believe!

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