Random KFC related whinge: I ordered beans right? So where the hell are they? This fiddly pot has rendered me bobbing for beans in amongst a sea of sauce. I demand a higher bean to sauce ratio here!
Also - why am I not supplied the little wet wipe serviettes anymore? It was a highly rewarding hobby of mine to steal them - hell I had hundreds of the things in my jacket pocket at one point. KFC have really gone down hill |
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"Random KFC related whinge: I ordered beans right? So where the hell are they? This fiddly pot has rendered me bobbing for beans in amongst a sea of sauce. I demand a higher bean to sauce ratio here!
Also - why am I not supplied the little wet wipe serviettes anymore? It was a highly rewarding hobby of mine to steal them - hell I had hundreds of the things in my jacket pocket at one point. KFC have really gone down hill "
Thank you for your comments. KFC are sorry you are not experiencing the high quality of service you are used to from us. In response we would like to offer you a complimentary FUCK OFF.
We hope you consider KFC for all your fast food habits in the future. Have a nice day. |
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What has KFC and a woman got in common... Well,, after the tender thigh, and the juicey breast, there is only the greasy Box left to put your bone in... |
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"Did you hear Colonel Sanders passed away?
He kicked the family bucket...
Apparently the buried him in a small cardboard box with a lemon wipe. "
I'll remember that for when I next grace someone with that joke |
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