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Um I'm either pregnant or depressed.
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy 
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep 
Her x"
Suing mine too I've had the snip  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I don’t think I could be pregnant that would be a mean feat. And depression no but I could just be missing out on something maybe that’s why I’m here?  "
Being here you've more chance of catching on  |
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over a year ago
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
Her x
Suing mine too I've had the snip "
We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr  xx |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
Her x
Suing mine too I've had the snip
We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr xx"
Did he tug and pull like mine did. |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.
Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about 
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then  "
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious |
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.
Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious "
Child birth is |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.
Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious
Child birth is "
I know I'm already a dad of 4 x |
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"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.
Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious
Child birth is
I know I'm already a dad of 4 x"
Did you not have a telly,my mum has 4 but that's because she really didn't have a telly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
Her x
Suing mine too I've had the snip
We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr xx
Did he tug and pull like mine did."
Something like that but thankfully I was out cold xx |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Aww I hope it's twins,I love being a twin.
Now that brought tears to my eyes
It's not your eyes you need to worry about
I know its never going to expand to 20cm
Forceps it is then
I hope you haven't peed yourself laughing cos it's not funny, this is serious
Child birth is
I know I'm already a dad of 4 x
Did you not have a telly,my mum has 4 but that's because she really didn't have a telly "
I have 4 tellys now as well |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Good god I hope I am not pregnant then as I would be suing my surgeon as he told me he'd done a hysterectomy
I am craving sweet stuff and sleep
Her x
Suing mine too I've had the snip
We may have had the same bloody surgeon...grrr xx
Did he tug and pull like mine did.
Something like that but thankfully I was out cold xx"
I was awake |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato "
So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato
So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own."
Even better! |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I think tomatoes are good for your prostrate. Your body is telling you, you want a finger up your bottom, and a tomato
So you wouldn't recommend a buttplug seeing as I'm on my own.
Even better!"
I know right  |
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