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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What noises annoy you?
Currently there is a neighbour somewhere cutting the grass with a petrol mower and they have left the ch*ke on. So instead of it being a steady noise, it’s splutters and revs. I don’t know why, it just gets to me, because they are not using it right. Turn the ch*ke off lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of the time, not many noises annoy me
But right now, I've come off a night shift. So everything. My neighbours are in and out slamming doors, my daughter stirred her coffee and I swear it was extra loud clinking. And some knob keeps riding his motorbike up and down my road and revving the shit out of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knobheads with big bore exhausts.
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Or knobheads who take the silencer off their standard exhaust because they cannot afford/are too cheap to buy a proper one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What noises annoy you?
Currently there is a neighbour somewhere cutting the grass with a petrol mower and they have left the ch*ke on. So instead of it being a steady noise, it’s splutters and revs. I don’t know why, it just gets to me, because they are not using it right. Turn the ch*ke off lol
What noises wind you up? "
1) Open mouth chewing. Grrr!
2) Constant sniffling- use a damn tissue.
3) People who constantly play with or chew chewing gum like bullet 1
4) Guys (mostly) who drive through towns at low speed with radio up full and windows down to inform the town of the crap (usually) they are listening to.
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Close up sounds, such as in adverts pouring milk on cornflakes.
Neighbour may have automatic ch*ke on mower: normally as mower hits denser grass load increases, increasing fuel demand and engine speeds up to cope. On less balanced models its more obvious under no load as blade spins up and then coasts down till engine almost stalls gets another blip of fuel.  |
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Any emergency services that deem it fit to turn on their sirens on when they're about 2 yards behind me as I'm walking peacefully along the pavement 
Yeah, I know they're approaching a junction or something |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Close up sounds, such as in adverts pouring milk on cornflakes.
Neighbour may have automatic ch*ke on mower: normally as mower hits denser grass load increases, increasing fuel demand and engine speeds up to cope. On less balanced models its more obvious under no load as blade spins up and then coasts down till engine almost stalls gets another blip of fuel. "
Was definitely a manual. I recognise the sound a mile away and it was going on for about half an hour. Rev up rev down. Which is exactly what happens if you leave the ch*ke on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Close up sounds, such as in adverts pouring milk on cornflakes.
Neighbour may have automatic ch*ke on mower: normally as mower hits denser grass load increases, increasing fuel demand and engine speeds up to cope. On less balanced models its more obvious under no load as blade spins up and then coasts down till engine almost stalls gets another blip of fuel. "
With you on some of those advert ones.
Magnum chocolate cracking gets on my goat.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The language our lovely youth of today use.
Example....yeah bruv mans got bear , alow dat fam still.
What does it even mean for fuck sake.....grrrrrrr  "
Hahaha yeah look at all these pagans.
Ffs it’s some bullshit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Anyone playing music in public wild areas. Put some earphones on!!"
Oh yeah, or what about the thing that youths of today do now. Playing their new wave shitty music through a Bluetooth speaker that is in their pocket. While walking or pushing a bmx. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The language our lovely youth of today use.
Example....yeah bruv mans got bear , alow dat fam still.
What does it even mean for fuck sake.....grrrrrrr "
Days coz dem iz pue gangsta innit!
There are gobshites in my town that talk like that too......in an English accent!
What the absolute f@*k is that about!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fake orgasm noises the pillow princesses make on porn movies  "
Pathetic really.....but nowhere near as bad as the grunting animals with them and their ridiculous faces....embarrassed to be a man when I see it.
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Children...apparently they don't have a mute button fitted as standard
People eating noisily
Wind chimes, especially those bloody clunky bamboo ones
My neighbours, whose only form of communication is screeching at each other and their child  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any unnatural e.g. technological sound from vacuum cleaners to arcade games to traffic horns.....
And Wind Chimes obviously.
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I use a sleep app with a vacuum ... .. have to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My neighbours noises
The non stop talking man and the woman that constantly slams doors!
I hate them  "
We also have inconsiderate neighbours on one side. Pisses us off. Talking very loudly, full of their own importance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most kids toys, but in particular there's a board game called Squawk with a rubber chicken that makes the worst sound imaginable. I've managed to sneak it to a charity shop twice now but people just keep buying it for my wee one  !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most kids toys, but in particular there's a board game called Squawk with a rubber chicken that makes the worst sound imaginable. I've managed to sneak it to a charity shop twice now but people just keep buying it for my wee one !!
As a bloke, I can ch oke the chicken   "
If it makes sounds like this thing though, you need to see a doctor pronto! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next doors dog. I cant enter my own home or back garden without it barking. My son. Incessantly moving and making pointless noise. Clocks in other people's houses. I really just hate noise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My neighbours noises
The non stop talking man and the woman that constantly slams doors!
I hate them We also have inconsiderate neighbours on one side. Pisses us off. Talking very loudly, full of their own importance."
Urgh!
Loud talkers should all be shipped off to Windmill Farms in the middle of the North Sea so the rest of us can hear ourselves think 
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Women screaming / men shouting in “exuberance” (d*unk). I worked for about 20 years overseas, where people would scream or shout because of quite traumatic things occurring and now when I hear it in the street late at night, for quite unnecessary reasons, it sets me on edge. |
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my neighbours. Like everything about them. Their voices, his night terrors, their children and grandchildren, the way everything about them is just so fucking LOUD. These are the same neighbours that complained about my dog barking from the moment I left the house to the moment I came home. She was often sound asleep when I came home and my neighbours the other side said she'd bark for about 20 mins and that was it.
The sound of the till roll being changed at work. That beeping goes right through me.
My own thoughts |
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By *ltrMan
over a year ago
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"Knobheads with big bore exhausts.
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I have one on my road keeps letting it back fire on deceleration think its him and his baseball cap wearing knob mates that tried to have my bike away other night |
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Battery powered race cars/bikes, for me the noise of a revving engine & the hearing the driver shift up/down the gears is a big part of the spectating experience that will unfortunately soon be lost |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most kids toys, but in particular there's a board game called Squawk with a rubber chicken that makes the worst sound imaginable. I've managed to sneak it to a charity shop twice now but people just keep buying it for my wee one !!"
Uploaded a video of the chicken just to prove it's awfulness |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Most kids toys, but in particular there's a board game called Squawk with a rubber chicken that makes the worst sound imaginable. I've managed to sneak it to a charity shop twice now but people just keep buying it for my wee one !!
Uploaded a video of the chicken just to prove it's awfulness "
I needed to use google translate to understand the narration at the beginning and end of the video, but yeah the chickens bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most kids toys, but in particular there's a board game called Squawk with a rubber chicken that makes the worst sound imaginable. I've managed to sneak it to a charity shop twice now but people just keep buying it for my wee one !!
Uploaded a video of the chicken just to prove it's awfulness
I needed to use google translate to understand the narration at the beginning and end of the video, but yeah the chickens bad "
Cheeky bugger haha! Wish I hadn't done it now though as my daughter and the dog have come home now and are fighting over it ! It's going in the bin at the earliest opportunity later! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Most kids toys, but in particular there's a board game called Squawk with a rubber chicken that makes the worst sound imaginable. I've managed to sneak it to a charity shop twice now but people just keep buying it for my wee one !!
Uploaded a video of the chicken just to prove it's awfulness
I needed to use google translate to understand the narration at the beginning and end of the video, but yeah the chickens bad
Cheeky bugger haha! Wish I hadn't done it now though as my daughter and the dog have come home now and are fighting over it ! It's going in the bin at the earliest opportunity later! "
Put a hole in it or remove the squeaker. The hole will stop the air drawing through the reed as it’s got less resistance. Or just pull out the squeaker. Problem solved. |
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My assistant in work hums off key for the entirety of her 8 hour day.
I've not had to listen to it since March, I'm not looking forward to her coming back to the office. I'm feeling a bit slappy at the thought of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grinders and tile cutters just irratate the pants off me. And pretty much anything that involves a house being renovated such as the one over the road they have been doing up since last christmas |
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