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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)
I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.
Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.
Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a twat, really, not just for the purpose of this game 
Snap..Or if I am im a lovely twat!  "
Sorry, I'm still a bit sleepy, I read the whole thing wrong and mis spelled also, I thought we were on about being a twit   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can definitely be a twat if the right person is around
Being relaxed enough to be your inner twat is a good place  "
Shall we get twatfaced together then?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not."
No, you're a twat - you just need to admit it  |
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"I can definitely be a twat if the right person is around
Being relaxed enough to be your inner twat is a good place
Shall we get twatfaced together then? "
You already know I’m a twat so we’re halfway there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a twat, really, not just for the purpose of this game
Snap..Or if I am im a lovely twat!
Sorry, I'm still a bit sleepy, I read the whole thing wrong and mis spelled also, I thought we were on about being a twit "
You're a twit twat then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though 
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth "
Next you'll tell me Santa Claus isn't real  |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth "
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits "
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
 solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)"
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat... |
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hmmmm *insert pondering face*
I can indeed behave like a twat, a full on top of the class graduate from twat academy.
I'm not a cunty twat, just a twatty twat. If I'm being a cunty cunt people will know, I make no bones about it. Real deal cunt not sly cover up cunt who's all sweetness, light and fully fake lovely.
My most recent twatness was returning from work all tired n shit, made a brew to take up to bed with me. Came down the next morning to find off milk where the coffee jar should have been and the coffee jar in the fridge. |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze"
Err.. yeah innit |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat..."
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit "
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"hmmmm *insert pondering face*
I can indeed behave like a twat, a full on top of the class graduate from twat academy.
I'm not a cunty twat, just a twatty twat. If I'm being a cunty cunt people will know, I make no bones about it. Real deal cunt not sly cover up cunt who's all sweetness, light and fully fake lovely.
My most recent twatness was returning from work all tired n shit, made a brew to take up to bed with me. Came down the next morning to find off milk where the coffee jar should have been and the coffee jar in the fridge."
Haha we love ya |
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"hmmmm *insert pondering face*
I can indeed behave like a twat, a full on top of the class graduate from twat academy.
I'm not a cunty twat, just a twatty twat. If I'm being a cunty cunt people will know, I make no bones about it. Real deal cunt not sly cover up cunt who's all sweetness, light and fully fake lovely.
My most recent twatness was returning from work all tired n shit, made a brew to take up to bed with me. Came down the next morning to find off milk where the coffee jar should have been and the coffee jar in the fridge."
I don't think that's being a twat, that's just being tired! Back to bed sleepy Peach.
Mrs TMN x |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit "
I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
"
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
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Wow, informative twat |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit
I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative "
I'm still googling it |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit
I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative "
It's actually more or less what you think.
I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence. |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit
I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative
It's actually more or less what you think.
I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence."
* shrugs shoulders * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x"
Yeah, I etymology. I'm an etymological twat apparently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit
I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative
It's actually more or less what you think.
I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence."
Wouldn't be ki-ree-arc-ee? |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit
I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative
It's actually more or less what you think.
I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence.
Wouldn't be ki-ree-arc-ee?"
Yes except that makes my Hellenist heart hurt. So I pronounce it cure-ee-ark-ee anyway because stubborn pedant who knows some ancient Greek |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x
Yeah, I etymology. I'm an etymological twat apparently "
It goes over my head but I love to see it. Google is my friend |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x
Yeah, I etymology. I'm an etymological twat apparently "
A moon grey etymological twat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit
I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative
It's actually more or less what you think.
I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence.
Wouldn't be ki-ree-arc-ee?
Yes except that makes my Hellenist heart hurt. So I pronounce it cure-ee-ark-ee anyway because stubborn pedant who knows some ancient Greek"
Ooooo get the classical twat |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x"
One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.
I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
You're fit though
Pssst. The idea that feminists are all ugly is a myth
Yeah arent you supposed to have warts on your nose and smelly armpits
One must make concessions to the oppressive heteronormative gaze Err.. yeah innit
I'm still trying to pronounce heteronormative
It's actually more or less what you think.
I struggle with kyriarchy because "kurios" is pronounced cure-ee-os but I'm sure the y in kyrios takes precedence.
Wouldn't be ki-ree-arc-ee?
Yes except that makes my Hellenist heart hurt. So I pronounce it cure-ee-ark-ee anyway because stubborn pedant who knows some ancient Greek"
Just DuckDuckGoed a bit. It could be kier-ree-arc-ee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's a twat?
You know that bloke who looks back at ya when you look in the mirror? One of them 
...wait that's a furry prick, he's a twat too?  "
Twatishness is in the eye of the beholder |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x
One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.
I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online "
Be still, my beating heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x
Yeah, I etymology. I'm an etymological twat apparently
A moon grey etymological twat? "
Haha! Yessss
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x
One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.
I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online
Be still, my beating heart "
I love a pedantic twat..My wife recently said to me ‘If you carry on being so pedantic eventually you’ll find you’ve got less and less friends’. I said ‘No, I won’t. I’ll find I’ve got fewer and fewer friends'. |
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x
One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.
I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online
Be still, my beating heart
I love a pedantic twat..My wife recently said to me ‘If you carry on being so pedantic eventually you’ll find you’ve got less and less friends’. I said ‘No, I won’t. I’ll find I’ve got fewer and fewer friends'."
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"I'm a snowflakey virtue signalling idealistic feminist (gasp) twat
Me too Swing, me too...
solidarity and smash the kyriarchy (I want to spell that kuriarchy still. Pedant nerdy twat)
I had to look that up... because I'm a twat...
Patriarchy plus not just men.
Greek - Kurios, lord, master. arche, sovereignty.
Spelled with a y because of norms of transliterating into Latin
See, I love that kind of nerdy language based stuff.
Spelling, grammar and pedantic twat right here.
Mrs TMN x
One of my most enduring friendships here was cemented over an argument on etymology.
I won by pulling out the ancient Greek lexicon online
Be still, my beating heart
I love a pedantic twat..My wife recently said to me ‘If you carry on being so pedantic eventually you’ll find you’ve got less and less friends’. I said ‘No, I won’t. I’ll find I’ve got fewer and fewer friends'."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)
I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.
Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.
Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat)."
I am a twat.... self confessed and proud but I’m beginning to worry that I might turning into a bit of a minge
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not."
This completely - to some I'm a twat (and other longer words ) to others I'm just me, and 'me' is a pragmatist who takes people as he finds them, and treats them both as he finds them and how he'd like to be treated, and says it as he sees it - if people find me a twat because of that, it's their prerogative and not necessarily my problem.
I'm not a twat to me, well most of the time anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not.
This completely - to some I'm a twat (and other longer words ) to others I'm just me, and 'me' is a pragmatist who takes people as he finds them, and treats them both as he finds them and how he'd like to be treated, and says it as he sees it - if people find me a twat because of that, it's their prerogative and not necessarily my problem.
I'm not a twat to me, well most of the time anyway "
Twat |
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"(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)
I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.
Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.
Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat).
I am a twat.... self confessed and proud but I’m beginning to worry that I might turning into a bit of a minge
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You can be a bit of a cunt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not.
This completely - to some I'm a twat (and other longer words ) to others I'm just me, and 'me' is a pragmatist who takes people as he finds them, and treats them both as he finds them and how he'd like to be treated, and says it as he sees it - if people find me a twat because of that, it's their prerogative and not necessarily my problem.
I'm not a twat to me, well most of the time anyway
Twat "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)
I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.
Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.
Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat).
I am a twat.... self confessed and proud but I’m beginning to worry that I might turning into a bit of a minge
You can be a bit of a cunt "
Awww thanks sweetie you do say some of the nicest things |
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"(Apologies to nowhereman - the only real and genuine twat)
I bet you don't think you're a twat but I bet deep down you are.
Release your inner twat here and let everyone see your twattishness for what it truly is.
Post 'I'm a twat' to start playing then demonstrate how much of a twat you are (if someone posts 'I'm in' then you can out them as a twat).
I am a twat.... self confessed and proud but I’m beginning to worry that I might turning into a bit of a minge
You can be a bit of a cunt
Awww thanks sweetie you do say some of the nicest things "
Only to the special folk |
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over a year ago
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"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat
You get my vote "
I heard someone emailed their phone number to the wrong person.
What a twat |
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"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat
You get my vote
I heard someone emailed their phone number to the wrong person.
What a twat "
Rub it in why don't you! It could happen to anyone  |
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"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat
You get my vote
I heard someone emailed their phone number to the wrong person.
What a twat
Rub it in why don't you! It could happen to anyone "
You're a rather lovely twat |
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"I was crowned the queen of twats at one point, not sure if it still stands but I'm happy to be a twat
You get my vote
I heard someone emailed their phone number to the wrong person.
What a twat
Rub it in why don't you! It could happen to anyone
You're a rather lovely twat "
I can own it loud and proud x |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I prefer to call it being a realist rather than being a twat. It's entirely other peoples' prerogative to determine if my behaviour is twattish or not.
This completely - to some I'm a twat (and other longer words ) to others I'm just me, and 'me' is a pragmatist who takes people as he finds them, and treats them both as he finds them and how he'd like to be treated, and says it as he sees it - if people find me a twat because of that, it's their prerogative and not necessarily my problem.
I'm not a twat to me, well most of the time anyway
Twat "
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