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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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So I keep hearing that it's just as important to have good profile text as it is to have pictures.... And I kind of fail miserably there.
I've never written anything on my profile, not this time, not previous times. So it could be a good time to start.
And I need help, mainly because I have no doubt that you guys could write something way better than I could.
Anyone game? I genuinely have no guidelines for you (except obvs I've got to have the Sydney uni and Facebook disclaimers in there  , anything goes and the more fun the better. Plus I might get to see what y'all really think of me. Or this is going to die a speedy death.  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that. "
I'm not really looking for the right people at this point, more just some entertainment....
But thank you. |
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"Do a maths test like on mine - folks will thank you for keeping their minds active  
I did your maths test. Didn't you get my submission? "
You got an A-star and a lollipop after you demonstrated your workings out  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Do a maths test like on mine - folks will thank you for keeping their minds active
I did your maths test. Didn't you get my submission?
You got an A-star and a lollipop after you demonstrated your workings out "
I did work hard  |
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I'm a man/ woman
Looking for a quick fuck/ long relationship
I'm shy/ outgoing / home bod/party animal
Looking for a bad boy / nice man / complete bastard /sexy bi girl/ nice lesbian/ bitch
I do/do not kiss/deep throat/gush
... there's a little start for your profile ...please add the mandatory ten page rant with mention banana to prove you read all of it
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a man/ woman
Looking for a quick fuck/ long relationship
I'm shy/ outgoing / home bod/party animal
Looking for a bad boy / nice man / complete bastard /sexy bi girl/ nice lesbian/ bitch
I do/do not kiss/deep throat/gush
... there's a little start for your profile ...please add the mandatory ten page rant with mention banana to prove you read all of it
"
It's a good start.... Thank you.
What do I need to rant about? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!   "
Nippy my love will you write me the best profile on fab please.
I promise I'll use it |
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over a year ago
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"Done:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'
Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there.... "
Amended:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.
"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget' |
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"I'm a man/ woman
Looking for a quick fuck/ long relationship
I'm shy/ outgoing / home bod/party animal
Looking for a bad boy / nice man / complete bastard /sexy bi girl/ nice lesbian/ bitch
I do/do not kiss/deep throat/gush
... there's a little start for your profile ...please add the mandatory ten page rant with mention banana to prove you read all of it
It's a good start.... Thank you.
What do I need to rant about? "
whatever you want to ...like what you don't want to do ..I'm getting so many responses that I'm not answering anything... what the hell is the point of a 500 miles round journey to a date .. don't send me a picture of your cock |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I would like to point out here that I actually just want the most entertaining things anyone wants to write. Because actually, my three little dots haven't hindered my finding some great people to talk to and find exactly who I never knew I was looking to meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!
Nippy my love will you write me the best profile on fab please.
I promise I'll use it "
I would have. You have all these fine folks suggestions you must use now..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that. "
This. Just be honest in what your looking for and what you like.. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Done:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'
Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there....
Amended:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.
"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget'"
Oooh.... The review section.... |
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"I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!
Nippy my love will you write me the best profile on fab please.
I promise I'll use it
I would have. You have all these fine folks suggestions you must use now....."
Pah! You should have just done it and not asked |
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"Done:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'
Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there....
Amended:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.
"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget'
Oooh.... The review section.... "
On my hitlist ..I would says sir olov |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Done:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.'
Oooh it's good.... Using the USP there....
Amended:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.
"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget'
Oooh.... The review section.... "
Amended:
'I have stupendous boobs and an air conditioned house.
"She's great", says GrumpyMcFuckNugget, "I'd do her"' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few words that airing to mind:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Just as a frinstance |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'd have written one for you if you'd asked me and it would have been the best profile ever on fab!
Nippy my love will you write me the best profile on fab please.
I promise I'll use it
I would have. You have all these fine folks suggestions you must use now....."
I neeeeed yours |
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"A few words that airing to mind:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Just as a frinstance "
Did you come up with that all by yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few words that airing to mind:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Just as a frinstance "
Or:
'"Baby, if you want to be my lover
You better take me home
Cause it's a long, long way to paradise
And I'm still on my own"' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few words that airing to mind:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Just as a frinstance
Did you come up with that all by yourself "
Erm .... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A few words that airing to mind:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Just as a frinstance
Did you come up with that all by yourself
Erm .... "
Just say yes, no one will know |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face."
Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did 
No one reads it anyway.
I love the randomness of your profile And your pics "
See, absolutely bollocks , and thanks |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom..... "
Hahaaaa Jennie, you lose biatch |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A few words that airing to mind:
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Just as a frinstance
Or:
'"Baby, if you want to be my lover
You better take me home
Cause it's a long, long way to paradise
And I'm still on my own"'"
Do I need to apply for a licence for these do you think? |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom..... "
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it"
You love me and we all know it Jennie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did
No one reads it anyway.
I love the randomness of your profile And your pics
See, absolutely bollocks , and thanks "
Lol so random but to the point and not rambling. Another great profile. |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
You love me and we all know it Jennie "
Who even is she? |
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I'm not so posh all cowboys to the front of the line. Unfortunately I live North Devon and not the wild West so the chances are relatively slim. Therefore, I'll have to settle for riding you hard in cow girl position  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm not so posh all cowboys to the front of the line. Unfortunately I live North Devon and not the wild West so the chances are relatively slim. Therefore, I'll have to settle for riding you hard in cow girl position "
And that's the next one for the list!
Thank you chick! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
You love me and we all know it Jennie
Who even is she?"
I love both of you so much! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did
No one reads it anyway.
I love the randomness of your profile And your pics
See, absolutely bollocks , and thanks "
Random! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.
Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol"
Just read it I'd want to do you after reading it |
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"I'm not so posh all cowboys to the front of the line. Unfortunately I live North Devon and not the wild West so the chances are relatively slim. Therefore, I'll have to settle for riding you hard in cow girl position
And that's the next one for the list!
Thank you chick! "
Haha was sat sniggering writing that, I'm such a child |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it"
I read it and its funny and posh all over  |
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"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.
Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol
Just read it I'd want to do you after reading it "
To be honest you wanted to before didnt you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.
Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol
Just read it I'd want to do you after reading it
To be honest you wanted to before didnt you?"
No But the profile has convinced me |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.
Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol
Just read it I'd want to do you after reading it "
Only after? Jeez.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm not so posh all cowboys to the front of the line. Unfortunately I live North Devon and not the wild West so the chances are relatively slim. Therefore, I'll have to settle for riding you hard in cow girl position
And that's the next one for the list!
Thank you chick!
Haha was sat sniggering writing that, I'm such a child "
That's what I did! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Just read your profile and you definitely don't need to change a thing. It's already great to read and put a smile on my face.
Aww thanks..... It just got changed lol
Just read it I'd want to do you after reading it
To be honest you wanted to before didnt you?"
You're just projecting. I know my three dots had you so turned on....  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over "
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
You love me and we all know it Jennie
Who even is she?
I love both of you so much! "
At the same time?
Hmmmm ... now that's set me thinking .... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have just halved mine. Far too long and as I am not looking thought it best to get rid of some of the shite in it.
I may not be finished yet..."
This is it.... I love yours... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
You love me and we all know it Jennie
Who even is she?
I love both of you so much!
At the same time?
Hmmmm ... now that's set me thinking ...."
Oh yes please. Let's do it.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"You’re a woman and you have big boobs. Most men won’t get as far as the text!
Is that all you need to write  "
Apparently the "..." I used to have works too.... |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it "
Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Just write absolute bollocks, that’s what I did
No one reads it anyway.
I love the randomness of your profile And your pics
See, absolutely bollocks , and thanks
Lol so random but to the point and not rambling. Another great profile."
And my new text? Cos this is totally all about meeeeeeee |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other "
Can you imagine?
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other
Can you imagine?
"
I can thats why I want to see it |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
Sophie and Jennie should totally do each other "
I agree |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
Sophie and Jennie should totally do NSP together every weekend "
I know, right! |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other
Can you imagine?
I can thats why I want to see it "
I am game |
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Dear Posh
Following your request we at FABwatch used our state-of-the-art abacus running the latest A level assessment algorithm to generate your potential profile.
profile begins(((
Selfless buxom beauty, solvent and with country estate seeks lotharios to break heart and aid with management of recent inheritance. Marital status, looks and sexual competance unimportant - must just be willing to accept adoration and give only your presence in return. Please send photo of yourself (or someone you believe you look like) for instant reply.
I'm waiting just for YOU...
)))profile end
Possible we may have swapped 'quantity' and 'quality' options but it may not make much difference.
Best of luck anyway!
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other
Can you imagine?
I can thats why I want to see it
I am game"
Calling Sophie... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Dear Posh
Following your request we at FABwatch used our state-of-the-art abacus running the latest A level assessment algorithm to generate your potential profile.
profile begins(((
Selfless buxom beauty, solvent and with country estate seeks lotharios to break heart and aid with management of recent inheritance. Marital status, looks and sexual competance unimportant - must just be willing to accept adoration and give only your presence in return. Please send photo of yourself (or someone you believe you look like) for instant reply.
I'm waiting just for YOU...
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Possible we may have swapped 'quantity' and 'quality' options but it may not make much difference.
Best of luck anyway!
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I love it! Yes! Brilliant! Thank you FABwatch |
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over a year ago
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it "
I saw that! |
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other
Can you imagine?
I can thats why I want to see it
I am game"
You missed out 'on the' in "I am 'on the' game"
next week Jennie....you need time to write something to match my level of awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
Sophie and Jennie should totally do one for each other
Can you imagine?
I can thats why I want to see it
I am game
You missed out 'on the' in "I am 'on the' game"
next week Jennie....you need time to write something to match my level of awesome "
Yep true dat .... that's why I am so skint!
OK. I will get scribing x
Luvs ya |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm very excited about my new profile.... And tomorrow's and the one after that (Jennie, Sophie totally beat you to it by 2 days, just saying )
I may have to add the forumite review section to the bottom.....
Pah
Prefer mine.
Sophie's one is shit. I know that without even reading it
I read it and its funny and posh all over
Don't tell Jennie but Sophie totally nailed it
I saw that!"
No you didn't. You imagined it |
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"I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that.
I'm not really looking for the right people at this point, more just some entertainment....
But thank you. "
If we wrote you a profile fir entertainment you would probably be even more inundated with weirdos mailing you .. you might even miss out on mr right .. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I would say just be yourself, be sincere and say honestly what you are hoping for. The right people will gravitate to that.
I'm not really looking for the right people at this point, more just some entertainment....
But thank you.
If we wrote you a profile fir entertainment you would probably be even more inundated with weirdos mailing you .. you might even miss out on mr right .. "
I'll take it! |
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Ok. Then perhaps . You are a bearded strong women on furlough from the circus. Your hobbies include lifting pints and smaller men . You like to exercise by chasing men around the ring and doing squats And hoopla hooping whilst riding horses.
Your looking for a few well endowed men and women with strong thighs to practice sex wrestling with , as your previous training partners called off due to health n safety issues at the local gym. You enjoy candle light dinners , excellent wine and flamboyant company followed by after eight mints and a right good session in your caravan behind the lions cage Which you share with Louise the the one eyed knife throwing Woman who enjoy lighting her farts and standing in fir the fire eater when she’s ill... how’s that sounding so far . That should get the drafties Out there going .. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ok. Then perhaps . You are a bearded strong women on furlough from the circus. Your hobbies include lifting pints and smaller men . You like to exercise by chasing men around the ring and doing squats And hoopla hooping whilst riding horses.
Your looking for a few well endowed men and women with strong thighs to practice sex wrestling with , as your previous training partners called off due to health n safety issues at the local gym. You enjoy candle light dinners , excellent wine and flamboyant company followed by after eight mints and a right good session in your caravan behind the lions cage Which you share with Louise the the one eyed knife throwing Woman who enjoy lighting her farts and standing in fir the fire eater when she’s ill... how’s that sounding so far . That should get the drafties Out there going .."
Very very nice start.... Thank you. |
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in a good way 