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Why do birds shit while flying?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I haven’t googled this, but have you actually thought about it? The human equivalent is doing a Paula Radcliffe except shitting as well as pissing mid stride.
Mind you if you could dive bomb someone you didn’t like with shit, who would it be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Most birds here seem to shit while sitting on the roof rails of my car..... 
Maybe the fly shitters have just had a bad experience with car owners and are playing it safe....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most birds here seem to shit while sitting on the roof rails of my car.....
Maybe the fly shitters have just had a bad experience with car owners and are playing it safe....?"
I wonder if there has been a scientific study to see which colour car attracts the most shit. As much me always seems to be peppered no matter where I park it.  |
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I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven’t googled this, but have you actually thought about it? The human equivalent is doing a Paula Radcliffe except shitting as well as pissing mid stride.
Mind you if you could dive bomb someone you didn’t like with shit, who would it be?"
They maybe have such short memories and not self aware enough to know they can fly, so then when they start flapping and then leave the ground, they shit themselves with excitement? |
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"I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying. "
Cheater. Some birds try copulating during flight too. I suppose that’s like refuelling an aircraft with a probe during flight.
But yeah, how the hell does an animal sleep during flight? That’s crazy when you think about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Council cuts mean all the bird public toilets are now closed hence the shitting while flying.
Blame Boris.
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Yeah I mean they took a load of statues down. Those have always been birds toilets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying.
Cheater. Some birds try copulating during flight too. I suppose that’s like refuelling an aircraft with a probe during flight.
But yeah, how the hell does an animal sleep during flight? That’s crazy when you think about it. "
Humans fall asleep while driving...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying.
Cheater. Some birds try copulating during flight too. I suppose that’s like refuelling an aircraft with a probe during flight.
But yeah, how the hell does an animal sleep during flight? That’s crazy when you think about it.
Humans fall asleep while driving... "
Then don’t reach their destination. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying.
Cheater. Some birds try copulating during flight too. I suppose that’s like refuelling an aircraft with a probe during flight.
But yeah, how the hell does an animal sleep during flight? That’s crazy when you think about it. "
Sorry! I knew it was wrong when I did it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying.
Cheater. Some birds try copulating during flight too. I suppose that’s like refuelling an aircraft with a probe during flight.
But yeah, how the hell does an animal sleep during flight? That’s crazy when you think about it.
Sorry! I knew it was wrong when I did it! "
So why do it?
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"I haven’t googled this, but have you actually thought about it? The human equivalent is doing a Paula Radcliffe except shitting as well as pissing mid stride.
Mind you if you could dive bomb someone you didn’t like with shit, who would it be?"
Poor old Paula. All those medals and titles and this is what she's remembered for
Mrs x |
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"I haven’t googled this, but have you actually thought about it? The human equivalent is doing a Paula Radcliffe except shitting as well as pissing mid stride.
Mind you if you could dive bomb someone you didn’t like with shit, who would it be?
Poor old Paula. All those medals and titles and this is what she's remembered for
Mrs x"
True. But it was in the public eye. It’s like if a famous person shat themselves on national telly. Then that’s what they would be remembered for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I haven’t googled this, but have you actually thought about it? The human equivalent is doing a Paula Radcliffe except shitting as well as pissing mid stride.
Mind you if you could dive bomb someone you didn’t like with shit, who would it be?
Poor old Paula. All those medals and titles and this is what she's remembered for
Mrs x"
An ex- of mine went to school with Paula... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying.
Cheater. Some birds try copulating during flight too. I suppose that’s like refuelling an aircraft with a probe during flight.
But yeah, how the hell does an animal sleep during flight? That’s crazy when you think about it.
Sorry! I knew it was wrong when I did it!
So why do it?
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Maybe because I'm a bad girl? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying.
Cheater. Some birds try copulating during flight too. I suppose that’s like refuelling an aircraft with a probe during flight.
But yeah, how the hell does an animal sleep during flight? That’s crazy when you think about it.
Sorry! I knew it was wrong when I did it!
So why do it?
Maybe because I'm a bad girl? "
Maybe you need punishing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know it's cheating but I checked the googs... It wouldn't tell me why but it did tell me this
Yes, birds do poop while flying. That's not all they do while flying, either. Scientists have electroencephalographic (EEG) data that shows that Frigatebirds (Fregata minor, in this case) from the Galapagos islands, which often fly more than 3000km non-stop, even SLEEP while flying.
Cheater. Some birds try copulating during flight too. I suppose that’s like refuelling an aircraft with a probe during flight.
But yeah, how the hell does an animal sleep during flight? That’s crazy when you think about it.
Sorry! I knew it was wrong when I did it!
So why do it?
Maybe because I'm a bad girl?
Maybe you need punishing? "
Ooooh ..... I think maybe I do? |
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Because they can? If I thought I could get away with shitting out the car window when on a long motorway drive, I'd give it a go. Bonus points if I manage to time it just right when overtaking a convertible with the roof down. |
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"Because they can? If I thought I could get away with shitting out the car window when on a long motorway drive, I'd give it a go. Bonus points if I manage to time it just right when overtaking a convertible with the roof down. "
Hahahaha |
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