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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And the bartender asks ‘how did you do that’

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

..... I just slid in quietly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"..... I just slid in quietly

Jesus fuck there’s an actual answer

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"And the bartender asks ‘how did you do that’

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Sssslowly

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"..... I just slid in quietly

Jesus fuck there’s an actual answer "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Itssssssssss brrrrright in here and I had my eyesssssss closssssssssed.

Now pour me a large peroni my friend before I swallow you whole.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?

A pythong.

(Yes, I know - twas shit)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Itssssssssss brrrrright in here and I had my eyesssssss closssssssssed.

Now pour me a large peroni my friend before I swallow your hole."

Woah

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"And the bartender asks ‘how did you do that’

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Is this a Happy Shopper version of one of nowhereman's "jokes"?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

"And the bartender asks ‘how did you do that’

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Is this a Happy Shopper version of one of nowhereman's "jokes"?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Barman...you look cocky

Snake...I'm a trouser snake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A White Horse walks onto a bar, barman says ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then he adder nother beer

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Then he adder nother beer

Viperoni

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What do you call a snake that builds things?

......wait for it.......

A boa constructor

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

And the snake says ‘fuck me a talking bartender’

Ah thankyaw

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And the snake says ‘fuck me a talking bartender’

Ah thankyaw

You’re welcome

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Then he adder nother beer

Viperoni"

Or just went for some good old Cornish Rattler cider

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Who had the Snakebite?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

I could just drink a cobra lager ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you adder nuff.

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

did the barman get a snakebite instead of serving one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the bartender asks ‘how did you do that’

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Is this a Happy Shopper version of one of nowhereman's "jokes"?

I thought this was one of his posts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And the bartender asks ‘how did you do that’

...

Is this a Happy Shopper version of one of nowhereman's "jokes"?

I thought this was one of his posts lol "

Yeah we look quite alike

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