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"Do farts smell worse when you are hot or cold
Much worse when hot."
But sound so much better.
Really resonates through a sweaty crack!
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The fart didn't stink
It wasn't a rattle
It was long low and mellow
Like the moo of the cattle
It sounded like roaring
From engines on harleys
So i'll pack in the all bran
N go back to the Farleys
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"Do farts smell worse when you are hot or cold "
Ah ha! Farting factoid on the way! 
One possible reason that farts appear to smell worse in the heat is due to the frequent stomach problems that hot and humid weather tend to induce.
Add to this the fact that warm air rises faster and the result is a fabulously fetid fart that assaults one’s nostrils within milliseconds of it being expelled from the arsehole 
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over a year ago
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"The fart didn't stink
It wasn't a rattle
It was long low and mellow
Like the moo of the cattle
It sounded like roaring
From engines on harleys
So i'll pack in the all bran
N go back to the Farleys
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Did it sneak through your cheeks,
Like a thief in the night?
Was it perfumed like roses?
Or smelling like shite? |
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Jenni had a sweaty crack
She couldn't stop it itchin'
She pulled her skiddies down all slack
But still she kept on bitchin
She wiped it front , she wiped it back
But still it kept on moistening
She asked a friend to help her out
And he said , 'Jennie luv. It's glistening!'
She hired it out to a Life boat Crew
Who used it as a warning
To stay away from sandy bays
Till at least 10 in the morning
Now jenni stands out on a rock
Just doing revolutions
Now and then she waves her cock
In helicopter circumlocutions
She's a tourist trap
When she has a thrap
And she's earned a pretty penny
She's so full of talent
And awfully galant
That's Southport Hussy Jennie.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fart didn't stink
It wasn't a rattle
It was long low and mellow
Like the moo of the cattle
It sounded like roaring
From engines on harleys
So i'll pack in the all bran
N go back to the Farleys
Did it sneak through your cheeks,
Like a thief in the night?
Was it perfumed like roses?
Or smelling like shite? "
Did it honk, did it squelch?
Did you pop, did you guff?
A rip roaring rasper?
Or a little love puff?
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