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"Negative. Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after. "Mmmm yeasty cock. | |||
 I can't recall ever sucking a dick with a condom on. Bet they taste awful. | |||
"Negative. Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.
Mmmm yeasty cock. "
That's something different | |||
I want to feel that yeast goodness around my bell-end
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"Still...I guess some cocks taste of marmite naturally "I think mines more Bovril flavoured...... | |||
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"Twiglets spring to mind "Ouch  | |||
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"Twiglets spring to mind "Now I'm conflicted.. I like twiglets | |||
"Twiglets spring to mind "Marmite condom whilst sounding with a twiglet? | |||
"Twiglets spring to mind
Now I'm conflicted.. I like twiglets "I should have sent you some with HC last night | |||
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"Twiglets spring to mind "I think it referred to the taste, Hope. Not the shape and size | |||
"Twiglets spring to mind
I think it referred to the taste, Hope. Not the shape and size "Around here you never know | |||
"Negative. Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.
Mmmm yeasty cock.
That's something different" | |||
"Oh yes indeed!
I want to feel that yeast goodness around my bell-end
"This guy knows a good thing when he sees it! | |||
"Negative. Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.
Mmmm yeasty cock. "It might help it rise | |||
"I like marmite but it has to be streaked onto buttered toast or ryvita. " Not streaked onto your lady bits from a cock then? | |||
"Still...I guess some cocks taste of marmite naturally " | |||
"Still...I guess some cocks taste of marmite naturally
I think mines more Bovril flavoured...... "Beefy! | |||
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"Twiglets spring to mind "Knobbly, yeast flavoured cocks! | |||
"Don’t forget, there is Marmite cheese for sale in supermarkets. Not that I’m associating nobs with cheese of course..... " Of course... | |||
"Negative. Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.
Mmmm yeasty cock.
It might help it rise "Need to proof it overnight | |||
"Negative. Even though I wouldn't be tasting it, I don't want my cock smelling of that stuff after.
Mmmm yeasty cock.
It might help it rise
Need to proof it overnight "Pop it in someone just warm enough | |||
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"I like marmite but it has to be streaked onto buttered toast or ryvita. Not streaked onto your lady bits from a cock then? "Overload of antibiotics this past year has had its affect on my lady bits without adding marmite to the mix . | |||
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"If you stick your cock in door number two without adequate dousching it may come out marmite coloured and flavoured anyway. " | |||
"If you stick your cock in door number two without adequate dousching it may come out marmite coloured and flavoured anyway. "
Fair one! | |||
"If you stick your cock in door number two without adequate dousching it may come out marmite coloured and flavoured anyway. " | |||
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"Could you give the recipient a yeast infection? "I doubt it but it may prevent HPV... | |||
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"Could you give the recipient a yeast infection?
I doubt it but it may prevent HPV..."By putting the other person off sex? | |||
"If i could have a smidging of peanut butter on it too then yes.. "Crunchy or smooth? | |||
"Bloody hell, I *used* to say I loved all things marmite. That's no longer the case having seen this thread " | |||
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"Eeeeeee, why not. It would certainly be a talking point/conversation opener! " One of the things thst would tempt me into an MMF is glow in the dark condoms. Just because I'd want to watch the guys have a lightsaber fight. | |||
I doubtful that it tastes like jäger though | |||
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"If i could have a smidging of peanut butter on it too then yes..
Crunchy or smooth? "Crunchy please | |||
"I won't be investing in that" Damn. Hopefully one of the other dragons likes my idea. £20k for 30%! | |||
"If i could have a smidging of peanut butter on it too then yes..
Crunchy or smooth?
Crunchy please "Extra texture! | |||
"My girlfriend liked the cheese & onion ones, until I told her I hadn’t put one on yet. " | |||
