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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Apparently anything goes in this place

But what wont you find on Fab?

Stuff that's more rare than rocking horse poo and perhaps nothing more than a myth?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The perfect man?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The perfect man?"

One persons perfect is another persons worst nightmare. Your perfect man is somewhere. Just need to wade through the nightmares

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The perfect man?"

Currently out of stock everywhere!

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"The perfect man?"

Ahaha beat me to it

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

I don't want a perfect man. Just one that can send more than 3 messages before it turns sexual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

ever start a thread and think,this is going off tangerine? Got any fork handles?

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Men with cocks smaller than 7 inches

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


" ever start a thread and think,this is going off tangerine? Got any fork handles?"

Got any pumps?

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

On Holibobs

An alpha who doesn't proclaim to be one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men with cocks smaller than 7 inches "

We tend to hide in the shadows of the larger cocks

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

Experts.

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By *aige675Woman  over a year ago

North of London


"An alpha who doesn't proclaim to be one "

I think I know one of them. I technically haven't met him yet but he sounds incredibly promising. Not at all alpha in his messages but I get the impression he will be dom when he needs to be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" ever start a thread and think,this is going off tangerine? Got any fork handles?"

Handles for forks ??

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Kerplunk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men with cocks smaller than 7 inches "

In stock here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Humility

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island


"The perfect man?"

He with the perfect woman.

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By *ovegames42Man  over a year ago

london


"The perfect man?

One persons perfect is another persons worst nightmare. Your perfect man is somewhere. Just need to wade through the nightmares "

Good analogy sir

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Common decency.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone who doesn’t wanna fuck me

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By *osieburnsTV/TS  over a year ago

DIDCOT


" ever start a thread and think,this is going off tangerine? Got any fork handles?

Handles for forks ?? "

got any .. "O's"

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

On Holibobs


"An alpha who doesn't proclaim to be one

I think I know one of them. I technically haven't met him yet but he sounds incredibly promising. Not at all alpha in his messages but I get the impression he will be dom when he needs to be."

I hope he is for you

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


" ever start a thread and think,this is going off tangerine? Got any fork handles?

Handles for forks ??

got any .. "O's""

Got any Ps?

Sharp tips?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The perfect man?

He with the perfect woman."

He isn't, because I'm here all on my own

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay


" Apparently anything goes in this place

But what wont you find on Fab?

Stuff that's more rare than rocking horse poo and perhaps nothing more than a myth?

"

Electric Cornflakes, you won't know who that is but unlikely to post here, Guardian you are the ref series you will find him and he became legend, so much so his name appeared on the cartoon advertising hoardings

There you go proper answer and no mention of the two Ronnies

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A lady with a tidy handbag?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The perfect man?

One persons perfect is another persons worst nightmare. Your perfect man is somewhere. Just need to wade through the nightmares "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lady with a tidy handbag? "

Did you find one on your thread?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A lady with a tidy handbag?

Did you find one on your thread? "

There were a few claiming an orderly bag but I think they were telling fibs - a tidy handbag is a rarer sight than Bigfoot

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Someone who doesn't want attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Straight guys

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By *wentMan  over a year ago

blackpool


"Straight guys "

Some happiness?

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By *manda63Woman  over a year ago

Southampton

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone who doesn't want attention. "
That made me paranoid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Folk who can't appreciate a man's bum for its artistic merit, without making it sexual.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But, more seriously, people who actually say what their true opinion is on the forum and are happy just being themselves and not trying to convince others differently....

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Someone who doesn't want attention. That made me paranoid "

It was the only answer I could think of; we all want attention to varying degrees or we wouldn't be on here and certainly wouldn't be posting on the fora.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Folk who can't appreciate a man's bum for its artistic merit, without making it sexual..... "

Its still there...like that naff ornament on your windowsill a friend brought back from a cheesy Spanish holiday. Guilt makes you leave it there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But, more seriously, people who actually say what their true opinion is on the forum and are happy just being themselves and not trying to convince others differently.... "
double paranoid. You speaking to _eli?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Someone who doesn't want attention. That made me paranoid

It was the only answer I could think of; we all want attention to varying degrees or we wouldn't be on here and certainly wouldn't be posting on the fora. "

Can it be anonymous, please don't let it lead to undue interaction attention. Just more of a notice I'm here with a quiet nod of the head and we'll leave it there type of thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But, more seriously, people who actually say what their true opinion is on the forum and are happy just being themselves and not trying to convince others differently.... double paranoid. You speaking to _eli?"

You're actually one of a few who I think break that rule OP. I get a sense of authenticity from you and you seem quite comfortable in your own skin and mind....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But, more seriously, people who actually say what their true opinion is on the forum and are happy just being themselves and not trying to convince others differently.... double paranoid. You speaking to _eli?

You're actually one of a few who I think break that rule OP. I get a sense of authenticity from you and you seem quite comfortable in your own skin and mind.... "

Ok ill touch your bum but its not sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Folk who can't appreciate a man's bum for its artistic merit, without making it sexual.....

Its still there...like that naff ornament on your windowsill a friend brought back from a cheesy Spanish holiday. Guilt makes you leave it there "

Just put a big leafy plant in front of it or something....

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"But, more seriously, people who actually say what their true opinion is on the forum and are happy just being themselves and not trying to convince others differently.... double paranoid. You speaking to _eli?"

Yeah he probably is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But, more seriously, people who actually say what their true opinion is on the forum and are happy just being themselves and not trying to convince others differently.... double paranoid. You speaking to _eli?

Yeah he probably is. "

Why the tears? Should I send dick or summat... ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And for the love of Jesus, will someone please tell me how to do the crying emoji....? I've asked like eight times at least now.....

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"And for the love of Jesus, will someone please tell me how to do the crying emoji....? I've asked like eight times at least now..... "

: ' (

Without spaces. And nah, no dick pics needed friend (finally!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And for the love of Jesus, will someone please tell me how to do the crying emoji....? I've asked like eight times at least now.....

: ' (

Without spaces. And nah, no dick pics needed friend (finally!) "

Oh my!

Totally just had a perv....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Test^

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Someone sat on a chair in a normal way and clothed, not looking at you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone sat on a chair in a normal way and clothed, not looking at you OP "

Why oh why did I log in one last time before I turned the light out. Nos da pawb.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Someone sat on a chair in a normal way and clothed, not looking at you OP

Why oh why did I log in one last time before I turned the light out. Nos da pawb."

Nos da OP

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By *manda63Woman  over a year ago

Southampton


"The perfect man?

Ahaha beat me to it "

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