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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m being a nosey bugger yet again 
So.....what is the strangest sexual request you have ever had?
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Role play...to pretend to be someone’s sister
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To let someone cum over my feet no touching
Just not my things.... |
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"I’m being a nosey bugger yet again
So.....what is the strangest sexual request you have ever had?
Role play...to pretend to be someone’s sister
And
To let someone cum over my feet no touching
Just not my things...."
 ‘Family member’ role play would be an absolute instant turn off for me to. Thankfully, I’ve never been asked any thing of that nature.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to watch someone cum into their sisters pants
And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag
There’s some decidedly unusual folk out there "
Don't try and make out it wasn't you  |
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"to watch someone cum into their sisters pants
And to watch someone shit in their wife's handbag
There’s some decidedly unusual folk out there
Don't try and make out it wasn't you "
 Er......is that the time already? - Byyyeee  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some guy sent us a message with a picture of a homemade toilet made of wood with a box underneath where his head would be and asked if Mrs would take a shit on lol. Very strange indeed  |
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"Some guy sent us a message with a picture of a homemade toilet made of wood with a box underneath where his head would be and asked if Mrs would take a shit on lol. Very strange indeed "
I must admit, despite the vile nature of the request, I must enquire.....were his carpentry skills any good?
Please tell me it wasn’t Nick Knowles or one of the DIY SOS team?  |
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"That someone wants to make me pregnant . . . And if I'm not feeling broody, can he just f**k me bareback!!
Ummm... No thanks! "
The insemination kink seems to pop up a fair bit from what I’ve been told.
I wonder if the men intend to contribute to child maintenance payments?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That someone wants to make me pregnant . . . And if I'm not feeling broody, can he just f**k me bareback!!
Ummm... No thanks!
The insemination kink seems to pop up a fair bit from what I’ve been told.
I wonder if the men intend to contribute to child maintenance payments? "
No idea but I've done my bit for the human race and produced one of each crotch critter that have both left home and joined the army!..... I'm having no bloody more, maintenance or not!  |
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Not really strange but I was once asked to pretend to be a detective and to interview the guys wife . She had a fantasy where she wanted to be interviewed re previous sex she had had with other guys. Made to strip during interview. |
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"That someone wants to make me pregnant . . . And if I'm not feeling broody, can he just f**k me bareback!!
Ummm... No thanks!
The insemination kink seems to pop up a fair bit from what I’ve been told.
I wonder if the men intend to contribute to child maintenance payments?
No idea but I've done my bit for the human race and produced one of each crotch critter that have both left home and joined the army!..... I'm having no bloody more, maintenance or not! "
Crotch Critter I’ve never heard that one - I hope you won’t mind me adopting it in future? |
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"Not really strange but I was once asked to pretend to be a detective and to interview the guys wife . She had a fantasy where she wanted to be interviewed re previous sex she had had with other guys. Made to strip during interview. "
That’s......kind of hot  Did you go through with it? |
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By *s1212Couple
over a year ago
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"I’m being a nosey bugger yet again
So.....what is the strangest sexual request you have ever had?
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A guy wanted me to smuggle him into our spare bedroom so he could hide in a cupboard and listen while my wife was with another guy in our bedroom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some guy sent us a message with a picture of a homemade toilet made of wood with a box underneath where his head would be and asked if Mrs would take a shit on lol. Very strange indeed
I must admit, despite the vile nature of the request, I must enquire.....were his carpentry skills any good?
Please tell me it wasn’t Nick Knowles or one of the DIY SOS team? "
I have to give it to him he did do a good job lol |
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Had quite a few offers to produce a baby.
One that really stood out was someone asking if i wanted to watch him on cam deepthroat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit all over it and then shove it up his arse  |
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"Had quite a few offers to produce a baby.
One that really stood out was someone asking if i wanted to watch him on cam deepthroat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit all over it and then shove it up his arse "
That almost makes me want to launch a ‘League Against Cruelty To Garden Produce’ group |
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The weirdest request I personally had was a chap asking if I had any smegma he could lick/suck off my penis.
I didn’t quite know how to respond to such a message but did nonetheless feel quite chuffed knowing that the chap was so obviously kind of heart in his concern for my sexual hygiene  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some guy sent us a message with a picture of a homemade toilet made of wood with a box underneath where his head would be and asked if Mrs would take a shit on lol. Very strange indeed "
oh my God! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had quite a few offers to produce a baby.
One that really stood out was someone asking if i wanted to watch him on cam deepthroat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit all over it and then shove it up his arse "
This has made me chuckle so much! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I don't get many strange requests but being asked if I could have a poo while someone watched will always stick out in my mind 
I hate to have to ask this but.....did you? "
Did I delete the message and take no further action? Why yes I did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man once asked if he could perform oral sex on me during my period. But only on the 2nd day of the period as that’s when women are most at their heaviest he said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To spend a weekend where I would have to wear what he chose. He wouldn't kiss and only do anal & make me do tasks like lick his boots, lick chair legs, drink his cum & piss from a bowl & sleep naked tied to a radiator |
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"Had quite a few offers to produce a baby.
One that really stood out was someone asking if i wanted to watch him on cam deepthroat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit all over it and then shove it up his arse
That almost makes me want to launch a ‘League Against Cruelty To Garden Produce’ group "
If you are going to launch this, sign me up |
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"To spend a weekend where I would have to wear what he chose. He wouldn't kiss and only do anal & make me do tasks like lick his boots, lick chair legs, drink his cum & piss from a bowl & sleep naked tied to a radiator "
His name wasn’t Boy George was it? |
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"A man once asked if he could perform oral sex on me during my period. But only on the 2nd day of the period as that’s when women are most at their heaviest he said "
Hmmmm.....Professor Van Helsing needs to be informed about this guy..... |
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"One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘
That made me laugh lol were there any specific song requests lolol"
No but what made it hilarious was when I started singing she said ‘ooohh the pussy like that’ |
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Within an hour of being on the site we were offered the chance to take it in turns to poo on a guys chest.
We thought that would be a contender but after reading some of the requests above we have obviously barely scratched the surface. |
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"Just the other day I had a bloke ask me to wank into a sock every day for a week then post it to him why?!?"
I dread to think what he was intending to do with it.
(Mind you, in all fairness I did offer to pay postage and packing) |
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"Within an hour of being on the site we were offered the chance to take it in turns to poo on a guys chest.
We thought that would be a contender but after reading some of the requests above we have obviously barely scratched the surface. "
There seems to be a few requests for poo on the chest.....Are we all talking about the same culprit I wonder? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing |
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"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "
Please be joking... not about the curry, the entire post..! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "
I dont think I've ever read anything like that before |
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"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "
Thats not sexual at all ..  |
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""When can I come and r@pe you" (no question mark )
I've also had the poo request, the exact nature of which I'm happy to forget. But something along the lines of wanting to taste mine "
Do the sort of people who send these ghastly messages out actually expect replies? |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
I was asked to move down to Newcastle with a guy who owned a garage. Everything I wanted would be paid for - all I needed to do was 'service' him regularly along with his customers and staff
Also got asked to fly to Dublin for a stag party of 15 and be used for their pleasure all weekend |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "
That's disgusting |
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"To shit on someone's husbands chest then force him to eat it.
That was literally the second message I received on here. "
Eeeeee by gum! Yet more chest shitting requests? The game is afoot Watson! |
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Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”
Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.
I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.
“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.
Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.
Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!” |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I came across a guy who ate nothing but his wife's poo. She would eat then he would eat once she's had her number too. He wasn't pleased when she ate curry but she found it amusing "
Is that all he ate he must stink and the infections |
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"I was asked to move down to Newcastle with a guy who owned a garage. Everything I wanted would be paid for - all I needed to do was 'service' him regularly along with his customers and staff
Also got asked to fly to Dublin for a stag party of 15 and be used for their pleasure all weekend "
For the customers to? I was getting an MOT on my car the other day......I was offered no such service. Hell, they never even offered me a cuppa whilst I waited - miserable bastards! |
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"To shit on someone's husbands chest then force him to eat it.
That was literally the second message I received on here. "
Yeah something like that.
Apart from the stuff that's illegal and I can't say. |
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I met up a few tines with a guy with a feeding fetish. He wanted me to be his feeder, encourage him to get bigger and monitor his progress. He also liked humiliation and the idea that nobody would want him once he got big. I wasn’t really into the whole thing but getting food involved in sex while dominating him was fun to try |
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"Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”
Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.
I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.
“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.
Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.
Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”"
Just to confirm (considering some of the other messages described here).....she did definitely say ‘Spit’ right? ..... |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"I was asked to move down to Newcastle with a guy who owned a garage. Everything I wanted would be paid for - all I needed to do was 'service' him regularly along with his customers and staff
Also got asked to fly to Dublin for a stag party of 15 and be used for their pleasure all weekend
For the customers to? I was getting an MOT on my car the other day......I was offered no such service. Hell, they never even offered me a cuppa whilst I waited - miserable bastards! "
You need to change garages |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”
Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.
I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.
“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.
Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.
Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”
Just to confirm (considering some of the other messages described here).....she did definitely say ‘Spit’ right? ..... "
Ooooh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One lady asked me to ‘sing to the pussy‘
That made me laugh lol were there any specific song requests lolol"
If "What's New Pussycat" wasn't requested then a definite trick was missed |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"It must be a poo one I am afraid! I was with a girl penetrating me with a strap on and she wanted to taste my poi, I couldn’t so she fingered and sucked it out!!! Sorry guys if you don’t like lol"
Taste your poi is it posh now |
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"Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”
Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.
I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.
“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.
Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.
Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”
Just to confirm (considering some of the other messages described here).....she did definitely say ‘Spit’ right? ..... "
Dammit. That’s where I went wrong. In my Defence she was Brazilian and had an accent... |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Was once f**king a lady (who, admittedly, was into a little rough play) and when we changed position to missionary and we were going at it hammer and tongs, she suddenly cried out “Spit in my mouth!”
Not having had that particular request before, especially shrieked at me unexpectedly while thrusting away at ramming speed, is something of a passion killer.
I stopped mid stroke and spluttered something like “Wha...what..??”.
“Spit in my mouth! SPIT IN MY MOUTH!!”, she screeched.
Well the room was hot, I was out of breath, bewildered, stunned and dry mouthed. I gamely tried to raise a spittle and ended up sounding like an asthmatic pensioner climbing a flight of stairs. But no spittle.
Panicked, frustrated, bewildered and frankly frightened, the thing all men fear happened... little joe started to soften at the stressful situation. Cue end of session, disappearance of lady and bemused author wondering “what the fuck just happened?!”"
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Interesting Factoid Interlude: Did’st thou know (as there’s been more than a few cases mentioned here) that the term that denotes sexual arousal derived from excrement is, Coprophilia?
.....For the record, that’s as much as I know though.
Honestly. No really. |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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"Interesting Factoid Interlude: Did’st thou know (as there’s been more than a few cases mentioned here) that the term that denotes sexual arousal derived from excrement is, Coprophilia?
.....For the record, that’s as much as I know though.
Honestly. No really. "
I found a poo shaped rock on the beach when I was little. My parents told me it was a coprolite - fossilised poo. Glad my interest ended there; how wrong things could have gone. |
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I once got asked to play pac-man during sex.
Let me explain...
Was fucking a lady doggy style on her and her husbands bed (Yes, he knew but wasn’t there). Heard a vehicle pulling up and stopping on the street outside. Lady suddenly stops backing into me and exclaims “its wednesday!!”
“Yeah, people still need sex on a Wednesday”, I replied, feeling smug with my answer and attempting re-entry, when she jumped up and peeked our the blinds saying:
“my daughter finishes school early on a Wednesday! Quick get your clothes on and get out to the arcade machine“ (They had an arcade machine in their landing area).
So, jeans on with no boxers, barely zipped, t shirt hanging out, no socks on, red faced and ruffle haired, we got to the machine just as her daughter was coming up the stairs.
Lady greets her cheerily and explains that a friend of daddy’s came over to see the arcade machine and wanted to play pac man..! |
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think for me (slave)
1- asked to be made their permanent pet(not animal type) that lived in their home and they could dress me up like a doll and take me out and about.
2- made pregnant....
3- one tried to meet us then said they would steal me away forever, we didn't meet them.... conv was fine until they said that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good lord where do I start?
I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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I had a Cleveland steamer request once. Jeez hell no was my answer.
Another was to pierce my boyfriends ear whilst riding him. He was into pain and wanted his ear pierced. We were pretty young and playful and out there so I did it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good lord where do I start?
I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block.
Baaarf I hate those so much"
Me too! I guess each to their own but it just makes me feel uncomfortable. O.o |
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"Good lord where do I start?
I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block.
Baaarf I hate those so much
Me too! I guess each to their own but it just makes me feel uncomfortable. O.o"
There are worse versions as I'm sure you know but. No. Just no. |
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"Good lord where do I start?
I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block. "
Daughter? Christ alive! - that’s decidedly sinister |
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"I had a Cleveland steamer request once. Jeez hell no was my answer.
Another was to pierce my boyfriends ear whilst riding him. He was into pain and wanted his ear pierced. We were pretty young and playful and out there so I did it.
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Ah ha! The good old Cleaveland Steamer
I’m more of an Alabama Hot Pocket dude myself..... |
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"Good lord where do I start?
I always find the strangest ones are the requests where they want you to be their sister, daughter, mum etc. It's an instant block. "
Exactly what I was saying earlier although I haven't got to the blocking stage yet, just an instant no. Too weird for my liking. Although there are definitely worse ones out there - in comparison I reckon I've been lucky so far! |
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"The weirdest request I personally had was a chap asking if I had any smegma he could lick/suck off my penis.
I didn’t quite know how to respond to such a message but did nonetheless feel quite chuffed knowing that the chap was so obviously kind of heart in his concern for my sexual hygiene "
If I were you, i’d have been more offended that he assumed you had such a lack of personal hygiene |
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And the little ‘growls’ they emit are so sweet 