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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So I'm curious.
If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?"
You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I'm curious.
If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?
You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious "
Oops  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So I'm curious.
If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?
You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious
Oops "
Exactly.
And the answer is obviously I'd never even consider it cos I'm an angel.
But if I did, then take them out on a potting boat, cut them up and pop them in the lobster pots and use them as bait.   |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"So I'm curious.
If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?
You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious
Oops
Exactly.
And the answer is obviously I'd never even consider it cos I'm an angel.
But if I did, then take them out on a potting boat, cut them up and pop them in the lobster pots and use them as bait. "
You’ve thought about this before! That was too quick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I'm curious.
If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?
You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious
Oops
Exactly.
And the answer is obviously I'd never even consider it cos I'm an angel.
But if I did, then take them out on a potting boat, cut them up and pop them in the lobster pots and use them as bait.
You’ve thought about this before! That was too quick. "
Thats what i was thinking. maybe best to stay on her good side
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So I'm curious.
If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?
You're supposed to say "asking for a friend". Then no one gets suspicious
Oops
Exactly.
And the answer is obviously I'd never even consider it cos I'm an angel.
But if I did, then take them out on a potting boat, cut them up and pop them in the lobster pots and use them as bait.
You’ve thought about this before! That was too quick.
Thats what i was thinking. maybe best to stay on her good side
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Evil psycho ex and a lot of mates with fishing boats.... |
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer. 
Yeah..so watch out "
You're better looking than Vlad the Impaler
Although the name doesn't quite roll off the tongue as easily |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x"
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And her was i thinking the fab males would be the viscious ones
You really don't know women very well, do you OP? "
not in the slightest by the looks of things |
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first? "
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish "
Just watch out chunky you may be victim no 2  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish "
My final wish would be a weekend with you, vodka and the phone number for the kebab shop.  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish
Just watch out chunky you may be victim no 2 "
What makes you think I'm only number 2? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish
Just watch out chunky you may be victim no 2
What makes you think I'm only number 2? Lol"
I didnt want to assume more because knowing the true number could make me a target as well so it didnt get out
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I don't know about hide it. I'd probably implement him on the fence post
Anabelle the implementer.
Yeah..so watch out
You'd need a crane first. Lol
I know a man who knows a man x
Does that mean we're having a MMMF first?
Chunky I love you...it can be your final wish
Just watch out chunky you may be victim no 2
What makes you think I'm only number 2? Lol
I didnt want to assume more because knowing the true number could make me a target as well so it didnt get out
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After 'implementing' me she'll probably think twice about doing it again. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I'm curious.
If you were to murder you partner (or ex) where would you hide the body?"
I told two nosey neighbours during lock down that I was digging a grave for me, my partner and her daughter (I was digging foundation for shed). I even managed to keep a straight face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well i certainly wouldnt even think about such a thing.
But if i did have a need to hide something of that sort of size... theres a lot of countryside around here :P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well i certainly wouldnt even think about such a thing.
But if i did have a need to hide something of that sort of size... theres a lot of countryside around here :P "
let the wild animals dispose of it for you huh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just keep him at my house. No one ever visits us 
well if you disposed of him you could have all sorts of new friends around
Like who?"
I dont know that. I cant see your friends/hotlists. has to be a few candidates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just keep him at my house. No one ever visits us
well if you disposed of him you could have all sorts of new friends around
Like who?
I dont know that. I cant see your friends/hotlists. has to be a few candidates"
They could come round anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just keep him at my house. No one ever visits us
well if you disposed of him you could have all sorts of new friends around
Like who?
I dont know that. I cant see your friends/hotlists. has to be a few candidates
They could come round anyway "
YOur sorted then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh please. I pay well to keep my hands clean. Who does that work for themselves? You'd have to ask Sid and Billy. "
I could be bribed into undertaking such works |
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