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If Shakespeare was still alive

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How different would the forum threads read. Tis whithin this glorious countryside, i doeth dogging with heavy heart. Wstcha got

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've reminded me that I always thought "take thyself hence thou cream faced loon" would translate as "piss off cum face".

Suspect it was Macbeth, but school was a long time ago and I may be wrong...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Forsooth my bags do sag with their manly contents. Whosoever fancieth making the beast with two backs, droppeth me a lyne.

Now there's a fine thought, to lay between a ladies legs. Think you I speak of Country matters?

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I think his Leontes would be a much more willing cuckold.

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By *nto My ArmsMan over a year ago

Herts/London

To bareback or not to bareback, that is the question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forsooth my bags do sag with their manly contents. Whosoever fancieth making the beast with two backs, droppeth me a lyne.

Now there's a fine thought, to lay between a ladies legs. Think you I speak of Country matters?"

Outstanding

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Lo, doth mine eyes perceive bosoms everywhere and my loins doth quiver in veritably lascivious joy as I behold them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forsooth my bags do sag with their manly contents. Whosoever fancieth making the beast with two backs, droppeth me a lyne.

Now there's a fine thought, to lay between a ladies legs. Think you I speak of Country matters?

Outstanding "

Can't claim the credit for the last bit ... thats from hamlet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Good day.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

dost thou want it ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Then thou art a pox ridden wench with a waste the width of the estuary and a fanwah that smells like Billingsgate at dawn !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

waist....... oh get thee to my chambers and inventeth a spooling check . for I am undone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This institution is verily filled with wasters of tyme and those of insincere and fake intent.

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

Mine loins doth compare to a Skye Remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldst thou partake of cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a gentleman do protest to be a lover of the fairer sex, then how can he consort with those men who do wear frocks? May god blind me if he is none but bisexual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Jennie thou art a most inaccurate typist

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Desdemona, wast thou unfaithful with iago?

Nah ...by my troth ...once thou hast triethd black thou neverest goeth back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A vaccine a vaccine my kingdom for a vaccine !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why doth my correspondence fall upon the deafest of ears? Woe is me. I have despatched five and fifty declarations most lusty, yet replies I have none.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sir you may release thou seed o'er these comely pillows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Madam wouldst thou drop thine drawers and allowest me to tongue thine regions nether

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

this is an eloquent profile i see before me.

Would it be noble of myself to read such splendor and relay my forever devoted lust for such a beautiful lady.

And will she get her kit off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thy anus floweth with the love only a man can giveth. Crush thine balls with this vice of teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bawdy hand of a bi is on my prick at noon

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Away with you fool, thou art n'thing but a cat fingering bumblefuck

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

What bosoms thou haveth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What bosoms thou haveth "

Indeed thou bounteous lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What bosoms thou haveth "

Ta very much luv

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What bosoms thou haveth

Ta very much luv

Most welcome ma lady

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Behold the day that bringeth yon loins to my chamber. My bosom doth heave at the very heart of this thought. This lady will not protest methinks. May hell empty and all filthy devils be here