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Give it to me........ (us)

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's that time of night people. The time you've all been waiting for. You know the bar won't be open all night and you've got to find someone to take you home or it's a night with just yourself for company.*

Ph0enix, Sparkles and I are feeling needy and attention seeking (and whoever said "as usual", you're right but hey ho), so we are ripe for the picking.

Give us your best chat up lines. Make our knickers drop and make us beg you to take us, right here and right now.

We are really looking for your best work here people, else we shall all three go home alone to play with our very magic wands

*couples, we know you won't be alone but humour us anyway

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

Let's see what you have then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ready and waiting

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Eeee by gum - I wants to fook thee!’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go home together with your wands and bring me with you!

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By *uge G RectionMan over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

I don't do chat up lines.... actions speak louder than words after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm glad covid hasn't taken you out as I'd love to you out myself , and see what the night brings

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

[Removed by poster at 01/08/20 22:39:19]

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"‘Eeee by gum - I wants to fook thee!’ "

I'll take this one girls....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go home together with your wands and bring me with you!"

You're always welcome Nora

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[Knickers removed by poster at 01/08/20 22:39:19]"

Fast work Ph0enix

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By *uge G RectionMan over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

but for NSP I would ask how she likes her eggs in the morning!!! (I've a feeling she will say poached!)

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"‘Eeee by gum - I wants to fook thee!’ "

Ooh arr. This wee Yorkshire lassie wants a ride on your tractor

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't do chat up lines.... actions speak louder than words after all

Not in this thread.... Unless you've got the description to back them up....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Go home together with your wands and bring me with you!"

Sold!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"[Knickers removed by poster at 01/08/20 22:39:19]

Fast work Ph0enix

Oh so needy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"but for NSP I would ask how she likes her eggs in the morning!!! (I've a feeling she will say poached!)"

She'll elbow you in the stomach and step delicately on your foot in her heels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go home together with your wands and bring me with you!

Sold!"

Yes!! Get in!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

Yes! That works!

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Hi! Do you mind carrying my children for 9 months!!??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go home together with your wands and bring me with you!

Sold!

Yes!! Get in!!!

Oh hell yes baby. Watch the magic happen boys!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

Definitely

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Shag?

(Said with an overly positive, questioning face as if I’ve just asked you if you want a cup of tea)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi! Do you mind carrying my children for 9 months!!??

.... This would actually work on me because I'd be pissing myself.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Shag?

(Said with an overly positive, questioning face as if I’ve just asked you if you want a cup of tea) "

Yes. And coffee please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry guys, looks like the ladies have already won this one

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm glad covid hasn't taken you out as I'd love to you out myself , and see what the night brings

Oh the young one is good girls...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have cake

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Sorry guys, looks like the ladies have already won this one "

So much classier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

Yes! That works!

I have a way with words

and my tongue isn’t too bad either mwahaha!! X

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By *uge G RectionMan over a year ago

where I like to be... down south

"but for NSP I would ask how she likes her eggs in the morning!!! (I've a feeling she will say poached!)

She'll elbow you in the stomach and step delicately on your foot in her heels

Elbow me in the stomach to drop me to my knees.... just where I wanted to be... Eye level with your pussy.... told you actions speak louder than words, and this would be my chance to show you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry guys, looks like the ladies have already won this one "

I think they should fight back. Hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

He's mine

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Ooofffttt GG. You're always so smooth.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

Definitely

Puuurrrr

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"but for NSP I would ask how she likes her eggs in the morning!!! (I've a feeling she will say poached!)

She'll elbow you in the stomach and step delicately on your foot in her heels

Elbow me in the stomach to drop me to my knees.... just where I wanted to be... Eye level with your pussy.... told you actions speak louder than words, and this would be my chance to show you "

In the middle of the bar? OK...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm glad covid hasn't taken you out as I'd love to you out myself , and see what the night brings

Oh the young one is good girls... "

I'm glad you thought so

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like we even need lines ffs....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have cake "

THIS ONE HAS CAKE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry guys, looks like the ladies have already won this one

So much classier "

Definitely but do we expect any less from the ladies of fab?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Like we even need lines ffs....

Are you feeling inadequate darling?

Actions speak louder apparently....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"

That's your best line?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake

THIS ONE HAS CAKE! "

And cream to go on it

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

He's mine

Hehe oh really miss sparkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

Definitely

Puuurrrr

Okay, now I'm melting.....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I have cake

THIS ONE HAS CAKE! "

WHO?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"

That's your best line?

Might work on me

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"

That's your best line?

Nah just warmimg up. But thought I'd get that line in whilst it was there

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"

Oh CC, this one is gooood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake

THIS ONE HAS CAKE!

WHO?"

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Ooofffttt GG. You're always so smooth.....

Not always...

but I’m very glad you think so

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have cake

THIS ONE HAS CAKE!

WHO?"

Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like we even need lines ffs....

Are you feeling inadequate darling?

Actions speak louder apparently.... "

Never, and I'm still waiting @actions....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

He's mine

Hehe oh really miss sparkles

Well I'm willing to share of course but only after we've disappeared to the corner together first

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Feel like adopting a kitten ladies?

"If they can't I'm sure I can give a pussy in need a home for a night or two"

That's your best line?

Nah just warmimg up. But thought I'd get that line in whilst it was there"

Keep working on that one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?"

Oh honey. You think any of the three of us go underneath? Bad girls ride

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?"

I prefer to be on top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know either of you sexy girls would make my night if you returned home with me... I've got cake?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Like we even need lines ffs....

Are you feeling inadequate darling?

Actions speak louder apparently....

Never, and I'm still waiting @actions....

Told you. Any time. Any how.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

I prefer to be on top

I'd not stop you

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

He's mine

Hehe oh really miss sparkles

Well I'm willing to share of course but only after we've disappeared to the corner together first

Well my corner awaits

don’t expect to be back for while

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know either of you sexy girls would make my night if you returned home with me... I've got cake?

(not either.... Any. There's 3 of us....)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Damn good line.... But the 7th word of the referred to sentence I "means"

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. "

I'll pick them all up on the way

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos"

Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth

Love your username too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too. "

Now this sounds like fun ladies!

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By *moothshaftMan over a year ago

Coventry

Any of you fancy an old fiddle playing a good tune?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Damn good line.... But the 7th word of the referred to sentence I "means"

Should have said 'that' sentence. Bollocks. Anyways, nice speaking to you ladies. I'll see myself out now. Have a nice night

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Damn good line.... But the 7th word of the referred to sentence I "means"

Should have said 'that' sentence. Bollocks. Anyways, nice speaking to you ladies. I'll see myself out now. Have a nice night

You know you don't get away that easily..... That was the ice breaker. Now hit us with the big guns....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos

Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth

Love your username too! "

A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies! "

It will be. The man is gooooood*

*allegedly

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards? "

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies! "

Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)""

Dunno about a white guy but you're pretty damn fly baby....

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)"

Dunno about a white guy but you're pretty damn fly baby....

I was sharing my earworm. You're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm no lumberjack , but you turn my softwood into a hardwood

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)"

Dunno about a white guy but you're pretty damn fly baby....

She is that

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos

Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth

Love your username too!

A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink

I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)"

Dunno about a white guy but you're pretty damn fly baby....

I was sharing my earworm. You're welcome

Have mine.

Let it Go

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos

Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth

Love your username too!

A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink

I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink

Which will you start with?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Any of you fancy an old fiddle playing a good tune?

Old fiddles are the best. They know all the fingering.

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

I’m a very lucky man to have 3 beauties of fab think that about me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""and all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)""

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips "

No takers?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies!

Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.

Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos

Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth

Love your username too!

A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink

I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink

Which will you start with?"

I’ll have to be truly through and make sure I don’t miss a single one...I think your back xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers? "

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

We do. He's examining you, you must like him a bit....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos

Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth

Love your username too!

A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink

I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink

Which will you start with?

I’ll have to be truly through and make sure I don’t miss a single one...I think your back xx"

Again..which one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle.... "

I will get that in for next Saturday

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

Do you not dark Phoenix....*puppy eyes*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

I’m a very lucky man to have 3 beauties of fab think that about me

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

We do. He's examining you, you must like him a bit.... "

He said the magic word.

Geek

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday "

Ooh good man

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

Oooh bonus points for pandering to our egos

Well I don’t think I was pampering to your ego’s just speaking the simple truth

Love your username too!

A fellow geek? But regret to inform you I had the name before to movie. It's my ink

I am geek milady and I need to have a closer look at your ink

Which will you start with?

I’ll have to be truly through and make sure I don’t miss a single one...I think your back xx

Again..which one

Oh just let me explore...I’ll massage you everytime i find a new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday "

Chocolate please

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies!

Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.

Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!

No need to big me up. But thanks xxx

What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

Do you not dark Phoenix....*puppy eyes*

xx"

I must confess I prefer the devilish glint to the puppy eyes...

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

Fosters and naked movie time

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hello beautiful ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful ladies

Hello there beautiful

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By *r lotharioMan over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"‘Eeee by gum - I wants to fook thee!’

Ooh arr. This wee Yorkshire lassie wants a ride on your tractor

just make sure he has an adequate plough attachment

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

Do you not dark Phoenix....*puppy eyes*

I must confess I prefer the devilish glint to the puppy eyes..."

Damn I failed....I’ll just go over here to my geek corner...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies!

Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.

Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!

No need to big me up. But thanks xxx

What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?"

Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right

Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us?

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

Fosters and naked movie time

It has worked .. a bit lol xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements? "

Plenty of frosting

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam...."

Any 'how I met your mother' fans here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello beautiful ladies

Well that's me lost out

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello beautiful ladies

And the ladies are back in the game.... Belle has a winning line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

Plenty of frosting

I can manage that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....

Any 'how I met your mother' fans here"

I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

Ladies,it would be impossible to choose only one of you to make wet and watch as your knickers fall down. Therefore,I have decided I will bring you all home!! After multiple orgasms,each one earth shattering,there shall be showers,coffee and cake break and finally an all over oily massage! After which,I'll then do the same for you!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did...

And he comes out swinging again....

Of course he does, our GG has class

You ladies really are lovely and so sweet

And we adore you....

Do we?

Fosters and naked movie time

It has worked .. a bit lol xx"

Not so much a fosters lady....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

Plenty of frosting

I can manage that "

Excellent....

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....

Any 'how I met your mother' fans here

I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....

Which comment? The one I butchered?

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies!

Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.

Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!

No need to big me up. But thanks xxx

What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?

Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right

Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us?

Will do. You’ll need the hot tub by the time it arrives on Thursday.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Hello beautiful ladies

And the ladies are back in the game.... Belle has a winning line

Ohh yeah baby

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By *arl17Man over a year ago

Central Portugal

Oily massage eh... that will seal the deal x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....

Any 'how I met your mother' fans here

I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....

Which comment? The one I butchered? "

That and the PB&J

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

Plenty of frosting

I can manage that

Excellent....

And to wash it down?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies!

Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.

Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!

No need to big me up. But thanks xxx

What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?

Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right

Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us?

Will do. You’ll need the hot tub by the time it arrives on Thursday.

As will you......

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....

Any 'how I met your mother' fans here

I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....

Which comment? The one I butchered?

That and the PB&J"

Was hoping people knew the punch line

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

Plenty of frosting

I can manage that

Excellent....

And to wash it down?"

Couldn't possibly comment.....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies!

Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.

Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!

No need to big me up. But thanks xxx

What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?

Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right

Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us?

Do some stuff there?? Woman is that the best I get from you? Sheesh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....

Any 'how I met your mother' fans here

I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....

Which comment? The one I butchered?

That and the PB&J

Was hoping people knew the punch line

I can never remember anything like that. But I recall the first part...

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall

Not so classy this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

Plenty of frosting

I can manage that

Excellent....

And to wash it down?"

Would I win if I convinced Busty Belle to be the plate the cake is served on?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

Now this sounds like fun ladies!

Ps Satisfer Pro 3 doesn’t exist yet. I’ll be using something else.

Dude. False advertising. And I was bigging you up and everything!

No need to big me up. But thanks xxx

What time do you think you’ll get her so the champers is on ice in good time?

Well let's see....... About 3pm Tuesday I reckon. Across the country, play with Sparkles, drive to Ph0enix, do some stuff there.... Tuesday is about right

Keep the champers cold and yourself hot for us?

Do some stuff there?? Woman is that the best I get from you? Sheesh "

Sorry....... Do Ph0enix together (and you know, while we are oop north

)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall

Not so classy this time

But damn. That works.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

Plenty of frosting

I can manage that

Excellent....

And to wash it down?

Would I win if I convinced Busty Belle to be the plate the cake is served on?"

Mayyyyyybe

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall

Not so classy this time

But damn. That works.

You can say damn a few more times to me if you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

Plenty of frosting

I can manage that

Excellent....

And to wash it down?

Would I win if I convinced Busty Belle to be the plate the cake is served on?

Mayyyyyybe"

Only maybe? I thought I cracked it there

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chocolate or lemon drizzle cake ladies?

Or a slice of each?

Guaranteed not to go to your hips

No takers?

I'm more of a red velvet lass. But I know sparkles enjoys a lemon drizzle....

I will get that in for next Saturday

Ooh good man

Any other requirements?

Plenty of frosting

I can manage that

Excellent....

And to wash it down?

Couldn't possibly comment.....

We shall have none of that.

It's cake and drinks only

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall

Not so classy this time

But damn. That works.

You can say damn a few more times to me if you like

Keep working it like that and you'll get damn a hell of a lot more than a few times

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

I've plugged the wand in.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've plugged the wand in.

Just saying

I'm dozing off, think it's time for bed.

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....

Any 'how I met your mother' fans here

I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....

Which comment? The one I butchered?

That and the PB&J

Was hoping people knew the punch line

I can never remember anything like that. But I recall the first part... "

One thing you do remind me of is my big toe, because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"I've plugged the wand in.

Just saying

Just don’t say Cruciatus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?

This works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

I'll pick them all up on the way

Road trip!!!!

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall

Not so classy this time

But damn. That works.

You can say damn a few more times to me if you like

Keep working it like that and you'll get damn a hell of a lot more than a few times

If that’s the motivation you can believe I’ll come through

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about you 3 sexy Whitches of Eastwick let me cast a spell on you for a change..?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Has anyone mentioned cake

I can bake

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?

Ooooh that made me splutter

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got a TV in your bedroom?

Want one?

This works

Hell yes it does!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up into my wall

Not so classy this time

But damn. That works.

You can say damn a few more times to me if you like

Keep working it like that and you'll get damn a hell of a lot more than a few times

If that’s the motivation you can believe I’ll come through

Well damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone mentioned cake

I can bake

I did. I even offered you up as the serving plate

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you know that coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc. I've got no idea what that means but the seventh word of this sentence is how I want to bend the three of you

Only backwards?

I'll bend you anyway you like to be fair. Then I can show you the difference between peanut butter and jam....

Any 'how I met your mother' fans here

I'm still laughing at that comment personally.....

Which comment? The one I butchered?

That and the PB&J

Was hoping people knew the punch line

I can never remember anything like that. But I recall the first part...

One thing you do remind me of is my big toe, because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?

See, smoothest guy here

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Has anyone mentioned cake

I can bake

I give up trying. Belle obviously has this wrapped up with her beauty and baking skills lol. You four have fun

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Has anyone mentioned cake

I can bake

I give up trying. Belle obviously has this wrapped up with her beauty and baking skills lol. You four have fun"

Come watch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They say I look like Harry Potter, in that case I’ll show you a magic trick!

I’ll make my cock disappear in all three of you!!

Cockus Dissapearus!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone mentioned cake

I can bake

I give up trying. Belle obviously has this wrapped up with her beauty and baking skills lol. You four have fun"

It's not over till the thread is closed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How about you 3 sexy Whitches of Eastwick let me cast a spell on you for a change..?"

Because we've got all the wands

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Has anyone mentioned cake

I can bake

I give up trying. Belle obviously has this wrapped up with her beauty and baking skills lol. You four have fun

Come watch

Just sit me in the corner stapped to a defibrillator. Guessing my heart will be sent racing a few times

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"They say I look like Harry Potter, in that case I’ll show you a magic trick!

I’ll make my cock disappear in all three of you!!

Cockus Dissapearus!!

Cockio engourgeo works too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bring your wands. I’ll add my Satisfyer Pro 3. Hot tub arrives Thursday. Bring the curious cat too.

I'll pick them all up on the way

Road trip!!!!

Oh yeah baby. Stop in Newcastle to pick up Quack too....

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

"Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?

See, smoothest guy here

You missed my damn...just saying

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

" Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?

See, smoothest guy here

You missed my damn...just saying "

DAMN.......

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