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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So.....I recently told my friend I have a major crush on Beyonce and he replied, ‘Whatever floats your boat mate.’
‘No I said, thats Buoyancy.’
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Hahaha that tickled me |
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"I took the shell off my snail to make it go faster...
It just made it more sluggish
I've posted this in a fair few threads now and nobody laughs  "
I won’t laugh here but I might steal it for my status update and take the credit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I took the shell off my snail to make it go faster...
It just made it more sluggish
I've posted this in a fair few threads now and nobody laughs "
I laughed. I just told someone else and they laughed. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My top 3 assumptions when the doorbell rings...
An axe murderer.
The police, come to tell me everyone I love has died in a freak accident.
That book I ordered on positive thinking.
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"Why did the Bakers hands smell?
Because he kneaded a poo 
Oh my god that’s just terrible. But it did make me smile. "
I'm a treasure trove of poo jokes 
What did the fly say to the other fly?
"Is this stool taken?"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The owner of Dulux paint was found frozen at the top of Mount Everest.
Police spokesman said he could have been done with another coat "
Hahahahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why did the Bakers hands smell?
Because he kneaded a poo
Oh my god that’s just terrible. But it did make me smile.
I'm a treasure trove of poo jokes
What did the fly say to the other fly?
"Is this stool taken?" "
Hahaha |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his cousin in the woods
??Ate him then shit him out in the woods I imagined, maybe wrong lol "
It’s never good when a joke needs explaining! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What goes black, white, black white, bump?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Or
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow
The interrupting cow wh....Moo!!!"
I love the cow one x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why can't penguins fly ?
Dunno?? X
Because it's just a chocolate biscuit.
Oh god I should’ve seen that one coming "
Surely that’s what the nun said as the priest came over her face as she was sucking him off ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why can't penguins fly ?
Dunno?? X
Because it's just a chocolate biscuit.
Oh god I should’ve seen that one coming
Surely that’s what the nun said as the priest came over her face as she was sucking him off ??"
 I like it. |
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"I took the shell off my snail to make it go faster...
It just made it more sluggish
I've posted this in a fair few threads now and nobody laughs
Slugs are just homeless snails"
That reminds me of why women have got legs. Have you seen the mess a slug makes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you hear that the Swedish and Norwegian navys are putting barcodes on the sides of all their warships.
It’s so that when they come in to port, they can Scandinavian......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did you hear that the Swedish and Norwegian navys are putting barcodes on the sides of all their warships.
It’s so that when they come in to port, they can Scandinavian........."
Hahahahaha this made me snort laughing x |
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