I was once bitten by a shark.
True story.
.....The fact that the shark in question was of the freshwater variety that one can buy from virtually any garden centre and was all of about two inches in length plus the fact that it had no teeth is irrelevant and such minor details would doubtless only spoil the story after all at any rate  |
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"Epaulette sharks can pull themselves along on dry land and i hear they rate colchester highly as a holiday destination, staying out of the sea is no longer safe, we are all doomed 
Silly "
Its true though, well apart from the colchester thing, thats no ones dream holiday. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"These beasts are heading further north than usual in warming waters...
The world is changing..
Stay safe folks
Nothing new just don't poke it"
Poke it means something different in my neck of the woods |
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"Now if you Google Great White shark and Mediterranean
Have they attacked in the Med"
the only reports are from historical records from fishermen, they would haul a net then lift it between three or four boats and sometimes a big fish with teeth would be in there.
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"These beasts are heading further north than usual in warming waters...
The world is changing..
Stay safe folks "
I look forward to stories of sharks attacking people in Blackpool. Not just in the sea. Maybe a wee mugging near the Tower. |
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I don't know if you knew but there is a shark tracker online called ocearch  I was looking at it with my kids yesterday. No great whites being tracked near the U.K though xxx |
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"There was a shark off the East Yorkshire coast late last week!
It was a basquing shark and they are vegetarian but they are huge so a swish of the tail could upturn a small boat "
What colour basque was it wearing?
Transvestite sharks now. Can it use a ladies toilet with being terfed out? World's a changing. Stay safe peoples.  |
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