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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just out of curiosity, what would you say is the ratio of good to bad personal hygiene in the baby making parts?
P.S. You don't have to go into detailed experience, labelling it as good or bad is fine! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve thankfully only ever come across clean ones.
Me too, only ever had squeaky clean ones fortunately although one did smell a bit funky but I put that down to a long drive."
What a trooper  |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve thankfully only ever come across clean ones.
Me too, only ever had squeaky clean ones fortunately although one did smell a bit funky but I put that down to a long drive.
What a trooper "
I'm sure you would do the same  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game  "
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight. |
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"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight."
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight."
Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion? |
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"Just out of curiosity, what would you say is the ratio of good to bad personal hygiene in the baby making parts?
P.S. You don't have to go into detailed experience, labelling it as good or bad is fine!"
Really good to be fair. Some less than preferable pube choices but I’ve never once felt that hygiene was bad. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.
Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?"
All the way to cheese and onion with that umami goodness of pure man. |
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"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.
Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?"
Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me  |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.
Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?
Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me "
Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion  |
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"Just out of curiosity, what would you say is the ratio of good to bad personal hygiene in the baby making parts?
P.S. You don't have to go into detailed experience, labelling it as good or bad is fine!"
Baby making parts . I like that. I am squeaky clean and the men i have met smelt and tasted delicious. |
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"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.
Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?
Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me
Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion "
I have no idea how to respond to that. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.
Not what was expected!
Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"  "
I'll get my leathers! |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.
Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?
Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me
Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion
I have no idea how to respond to that. "
I was expecting a time, date and location. |
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"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.
Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?
Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me
Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion
I have no idea how to respond to that.
I was expecting a time, date and location."
And measurements of my onion? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"95% fine but always the odd one who doesn't understand that no I don't want to lick your balls fresh from a sweaty nightclub or football game
Weirdo. That extra bit of sweat is the extra flavouring in oral delight.
Just Ready Salted or all the way to Cheese and Onion?
Please don't! You'll ruin cheese and onion for me
Yeah I'll ruin your cheese and then your onion
I have no idea how to respond to that.
I was expecting a time, date and location.
And measurements of my onion? "
A picture of it next to a camembert will do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.
Not what was expected!
Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours" "
I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.
Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy  |
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"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.
Not what was expected!
Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"
I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.
Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy "
Wasn't that what clothes pegs were invented for?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really funny bwith smells and tastes. If someone uses the wrong fabric conditioner it can put me right off.... ... never really had a problem with bits though, yet.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.
Not what was expected!
Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"
I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.
Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy
Wasn't that what clothes pegs were invented for? "
Even a clothes peg wouldn't have helped to erase the memory of the smell |
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"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.
Not what was expected!
Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"
I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.
Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy
Wasn't that what clothes pegs were invented for?
Even a clothes peg wouldn't have helped to erase the memory of the smell "
You could always have smeared some Tartare Sauce on her Filet-O-Fish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One lady unfortunately started to menstrate while I was going down on her.
Not what was expected!
Apparently if your'e a Hells Angels Prospect, that is part of earning your "Colours"
I've had my 'red wings' - sometimes you are both so horny. Was a bit messier than usual though.
Only ever refused to perform cunnilingus with one girlfriend. A few days before and after menstruating she was decidedly fishy
Wasn't that what clothes pegs were invented for?
Even a clothes peg wouldn't have helped to erase the memory of the smell
You could always have smeared some Tartare Sauce on her Filet-O-Fish "
That's just gross  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A charming fellow on here once asked me if I had any Smegma that he could lick off me.
Sadly I had washed the old chap the week before and hadn’t any cultivated at the time though."
Similar ... at a hugely popular club night in da "Pool" (Liverpool) back in the day - a young man declared to me "I really like cheese!" ...
I pretended I did not understand the pick up line ... and carried on shaking my ass! ... I was such a cock tease 
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