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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is it you get off on, smell, sound, duration.... ? I'm intrigued....
Not "fab" straight are you? I've got one brewing  "
Haha if by fab straight you mean bi, then no but thanks for the offer, and it's all of the above which can get me off but it's also a lot to do with intimacy and comfort |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is it you get off on, smell, sound, duration.... ? I'm intrigued....
Not "fab" straight are you? I've got one brewing
Haha if by fab straight you mean bi, then no but thanks for the offer, and it's all of the above which can get me off but it's also a lot to do with intimacy and comfort "
Good luck on your quest bud....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?  "
Oh wow I didn't realise people were so forward about it, don't worry about sounding naive at all were all here to learn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing? "
And to be fair I'm sure that is a thing but it's not my thing, for me it's about the other half feeling confident enough and comfortable enough around me to be able to do it and not be put off by my arousal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing? "
Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle....  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?
Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "
I had no idea there was such a thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do you feel about it tho Babs does it horrify you?? 
I think each to their own. It’s not for me though "
Thank you for your reply Babs much appreciated |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?
Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "
Now that’s had me giggling like a mad woman!!  |
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?
Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "
I can’t stop giggling at this comment, so funny |
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?
Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry everyone 
What you sorry for? Don't be x
Agreed, you shouldn't be sorry bud....
It might not be many others thing but it's YOUR thing "
Thanks rich much appreciated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The other night while I was fucking a lady friend, she said "Sorry" I said what for? She said "This" and proceeded to let out a really loud, long lasting and very smelly fart!! After we both managed to stop laughing we went back to having a great fuck. |
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Ah this makes more sense now... I had a message from someone once that said they’d like to suck the trumps out of my bum... I was completely bemused by it but if it turns people on, fair enough! We’re all different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just wondering. If people buy used knickers, is it possible to sell a fart?
Some kind of vacuum container that inhales the fart and then keeps until its reopened. |
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"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "
Every time I think I've heard it all, Fab strikes again. It never let's me down. |
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There was an author/poet wasn’t there in the olden days that used to write pieces on how much he got off on his wife’s farts and how he’d ‘know them anywhere’. I must google who it was now and the time period as it’s gonna bug me. |
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?
Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle.... "
Shit in a bottle now. |
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"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "
Thank you op - this has absolutely made my day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m sorry for sounding totally naive but I get inboxes asking me to “fart in a jar and send it”... never realised there was such a thing?
Blimey, times have moved on from the ship in a bottle....
Shit in a bottle now."
Possibly easier to get it in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I don't have a fart fetish at all, but.... my backside is very talkative. Put it this way, I'm not actually anywhere near Tooting, but the amount of trumps I produce I totally should be "
What's it say? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" It’s certainly not my thing but good on you OP say I
Out of interest - is it the sound or else the subsequent smell that you derive enjoyment from? "
It's a difficult one, the smell wouldn't necessarily bother me but I'm not in it for the smell, it's the sound and the witnessing of relief from said lady. I think this is based from being young and "learning" women don't fart or masturbate... In my head it meant both things were sexual and taboo and it kind of grew from there, all in all it gives me a feeling of intimacy that nothing else can |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't have a fart fetish at all, but.... my backside is very talkative. Put it this way, I'm not actually anywhere near Tooting, but the amount of trumps I produce I totally should be "
You sound to me like an absolute dream, I'm not necessarily after a girl who shares it just someone who's comfortable enough for me to get off on it in my own little way haha x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just re-read it. It’s a right read.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/jG5wl "
Yes the authors name was James Joyce, lucky lucky guy to have found a partner who he could be his most inner self with |
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"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "
Tbh op - being in bed with me first thing would probably set you up for the day. My morning farts are legendary! |
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"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "
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"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X "
You are a brave man. Very open of you.
They are probably a few on this site like that
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Okay so I know it's grossly unpopular and for most it's either hilarious or just downright discussing, but I have a fart fetish and as a straight guy I was wondering if there are any lovely ladies out there who may share this fetish with me? X
Tbh op - being in bed with me first thing would probably set you up for the day. My morning farts are legendary! "
That does sound amazing to be honest haha x |
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