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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bit deflated tbh.... 
Why, you have boobs now 
Someone got jelly and said I can't have boobs no more. But that's not why - just ppl are so disappointingly predictable when it comes to sex, innit.....  "
They gave you jelly and took your boobs away, no ice cream  |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
Hey cheeky im feeling fab today so thought I'd log on to see if anything had changed and first thing I noticed was that not Nora woman is back shes like a boomerang that one  |
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"I am very good wifey and thy gorgeous self?
What’s for dinner tonight husband  "
You want me to cook you mean? Are you sure? After the last time you shouted never again (from the toilet) 
How does a Pot Noodle sound? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey cheeky im feeling fab today so thought I'd log on to see if anything had changed and first thing I noticed was that not Nora woman is back shes like a boomerang that one "
Did you miss me darling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm amazing, thanks...
That’s not what your thread says
Oh yes, should've said I'm an amazing C**t, thanks!! "
I think you’re lovely Scott Eastwood..I mean Girty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch  "
Thinking about it I may need some help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help! "
Contemplative is a good state for me. That’s how I was feeling yesterday. Contemplating and meditating leaves me very relaxed and peaceful and somewhat inspired. |
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help! "
Always willing to help a friend in need |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help!
Contemplative is a good state for me. That’s how I was feeling yesterday. Contemplating and meditating leaves me very relaxed and peaceful and somewhat inspired."
There are various states of contemplation. Some good, others anything but... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help!
Contemplative is a good state for me. That’s how I was feeling yesterday. Contemplating and meditating leaves me very relaxed and peaceful and somewhat inspired.
There are various states of contemplation. Some good, others anything but..."
Ah I call that ruminating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bit deflated tbh....
Why, you have boobs now
Someone got jelly and said I can't have boobs no more. But that's not why - just ppl are so disappointingly predictable when it comes to sex, innit.....
They gave you jelly and took your boobs away, no ice cream "
Just jizz, but they even took my jizz..... |
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help! "
Nora, we'll get a couple of chairs... you grab one leg, I'll get the other!
Don't worry Chill, we'll put some cushions under your head in case we drop you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help!
Nora, we'll get a couple of chairs... you grab one leg, I'll get the other!
Don't worry Chill, we'll put some cushions under your head in case we drop you! "
Put him down this minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help!
Nora, we'll get a couple of chairs... you grab one leg, I'll get the other!
Don't worry Chill, we'll put some cushions under your head in case we drop you! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hungry, but always
I’ve just eaten
I’ve just had a curry,but still hungry for love
I love curry ..where’s mine "
Can rustle you up a curry anytime you want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tired after a long day at work but looking forward to a long Bank Holiday weekend "
Just checked where you lived thought I was missing out on a bank hols then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help!
Nora, we'll get a couple of chairs... you grab one leg, I'll get the other!
Don't worry Chill, we'll put some cushions under your head in case we drop you! "
Don't drop him just yet! We need to chill and hangout together because got some things to cheer him up. Keep hold of his legs till I come back on later It's been one of those hectic days where you have to prioritise! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not talking I’ve left the site and gone to live with all my granddads on a remote island in the middle of the park boating lake "
I’ll drop you off my inflatable Yacht |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m not talking I’ve left the site and gone to live with all my granddads on a remote island in the middle of the park boating lake
I’ll drop you off my inflatable Yacht "
Will it hold me a 7 granddads?? |
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help!
Nora, we'll get a couple of chairs... you grab one leg, I'll get the other!
Don't worry Chill, we'll put some cushions under your head in case we drop you!
Don't drop him just yet! We need to chill and hangout together because got some things to cheer him up. Keep hold of his legs till I come back on later It's been one of those hectic days where you have to prioritise!"
Hurry up! My upper body strength is terrible!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not talking I’ve left the site and gone to live with all my granddads on a remote island in the middle of the park boating lake
I’ll drop you off my inflatable Yacht
Will it hold me a 7 granddads??"
Did you get that from that Milton bloke? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not talking I’ve left the site and gone to live with all my granddads on a remote island in the middle of the park boating lake
I’ll drop you off my inflatable Yacht
Will it hold me a 7 granddads??
Did you get that from that Milton bloke? "
What.... the yacht? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not talking I’ve left the site and gone to live with all my granddads on a remote island in the middle of the park boating lake
I’ll drop you off my inflatable Yacht
Will it hold me a 7 granddads??
Did you get that from that Milton bloke?
What.... the yacht? "
No the loads of grandads thing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not talking I’ve left the site and gone to live with all my granddads on a remote island in the middle of the park boating lake
I’ll drop you off my inflatable Yacht
Will it hold me a 7 granddads??
Did you get that from that Milton bloke?
What.... the yacht?
No the loads of grandads thing lol "
Haha well yes and no a little bit coincidental but the man is a genius  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not talking I’ve left the site and gone to live with all my granddads on a remote island in the middle of the park boating lake
I’ll drop you off my inflatable Yacht
Will it hold me a 7 granddads??
Did you get that from that Milton bloke?
What.... the yacht?
No the loads of grandads thing lol
Haha well yes and no a little bit coincidental but the man is a genius "
He is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contemplative
I’m gonna tip you upside down and give you a bloody good shake soon!!
Now that would be fun to watch
Thinking about it I may need some help!
Nora, we'll get a couple of chairs... you grab one leg, I'll get the other!
Don't worry Chill, we'll put some cushions under your head in case we drop you!
Don't drop him just yet! We need to chill and hangout together because got some things to cheer him up. Keep hold of his legs till I come back on later It's been one of those hectic days where you have to prioritise!
Hurry up! My upper body strength is terrible!
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Oh fuck sorry Mrs Blue! I totally forgot about this. Drop him gently and save your strength. I have been distracted elsewhere and I will need him to share drawings another time or we may draw lines on the beach when the time is right because I am looking forward to sharing my ideas with him.
Wetter is better! And you know that can make any man hot no matter how chilled they are |
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