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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bet you give gifts in shopping bags.
Old shoe boxes sealed with masking tape 
Nothing wrong with that, I have more shoes than boxes
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Would you settle for an empty box then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scissors. They work every time. You may have to run like hell once she realises what you're doing though
I would murder you slowly and painfully. "
And I'd die with a stupid grin on my face |
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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scissors. They work every time. You may have to run like hell once she realises what you're doing though
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned "
I like to live dangerously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused"
To be honest though, I'm inclined to agree. It takes ages to put on and when I want to be stripped naked and ravished the poor man is busy reading a manual! |
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"bet you give gifts in shopping bags.
Old shoe boxes sealed with masking tape
Nothing wrong with that, I have more shoes than boxes
Would you settle for an empty box then? "
Absolutely, I'll take all the empty boxes & buy more shoes, you're going to have to use carrier bags for your gifts after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused
To be honest though, I'm inclined to agree. It takes ages to put on and when I want to be stripped naked and ravished the poor man is busy reading a manual!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bet you give gifts in shopping bags.
Old shoe boxes sealed with masking tape
Nothing wrong with that, I have more shoes than boxes
Would you settle for an empty box then?
Absolutely, I'll take all the empty boxes & buy more shoes, you're going to have to use carrier bags for your gifts after all "
Do you have preference re carrier bags, Tesco, Morrison’s, Sainsbury’s? |
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"bet you give gifts in shopping bags.
Old shoe boxes sealed with masking tape
Nothing wrong with that, I have more shoes than boxes
Would you settle for an empty box then?
Absolutely, I'll take all the empty boxes & buy more shoes, you're going to have to use carrier bags for your gifts after all
Do you have preference re carrier bags, Tesco, Morrison’s, Sainsbury’s?"
I prefer spar ones... They are still 5p & super strong lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bet you give gifts in shopping bags.
Old shoe boxes sealed with masking tape
Nothing wrong with that, I have more shoes than boxes
Would you settle for an empty box then?
Absolutely, I'll take all the empty boxes & buy more shoes, you're going to have to use carrier bags for your gifts after all
Do you have preference re carrier bags, Tesco, Morrison’s, Sainsbury’s?
I prefer spar ones... They are still 5p & super strong lol"
I’m not cheap, I don’t mind splashing out for luxury plague bags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused"
I would never meet someone who would prefer Primark over agentprovocateur. Being unappreciated for trying to look sexy and sophisticated sucks. Especially if I had put in a lot of effort for you to moan about a few hooks/buttons to undo. Why do we bother? |
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"bet you give gifts in shopping bags.
Old shoe boxes sealed with masking tape
Nothing wrong with that, I have more shoes than boxes
Would you settle for an empty box then?
Absolutely, I'll take all the empty boxes & buy more shoes, you're going to have to use carrier bags for your gifts after all
Do you have preference re carrier bags, Tesco, Morrison’s, Sainsbury’s?
I prefer spar ones... They are still 5p & super strong lol
I’m not cheap, I don’t mind splashing out for luxury plague bags"
Haha I go for practicality & durability, being cheap is a bonus. (The bags not me) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused
I would never meet someone who would prefer Primark over agentprovocateur. Being unappreciated for trying to look sexy and sophisticated sucks. Especially if I had put in a lot of effort for you to moan about a few hooks/buttons to undo. Why do we bother? "
It’s only a light hearted bit of fun. I said right at the start of my post, women look great in lingerie.
But if you want to get serious, I would never meet anyone who would shame a person for shopping in Primark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused
I would never meet someone who would prefer Primark over agentprovocateur. Being unappreciated for trying to look sexy and sophisticated sucks. Especially if I had put in a lot of effort for you to moan about a few hooks/buttons to undo. Why do we bother?
It’s only a light hearted bit of fun. I said right at the start of my post, women look great in lingerie.
But if you want to get serious, I would never meet anyone who would shame a person for shopping in Primark"
I didn't "Shame", I said "Prefer". |
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused
To be honest though, I'm inclined to agree. It takes ages to put on and when I want to be stripped naked and ravished the poor man is busy reading a manual!"
I have seen the most gorgeous lingerie, all kinds of manner of straps...looked amazing!
Once done up you'd need to be Houdini to get out if it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused
To be honest though, I'm inclined to agree. It takes ages to put on and when I want to be stripped naked and ravished the poor man is busy reading a manual!
I have seen the most gorgeous lingerie, all kinds of manner of straps...looked amazing!
Once done up you'd need to be Houdini to get out if it"
And if Id spent all that time sweating getting it strapped it, it had better not be coming off in too much of a hurry  |
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"Ok so there’s no denying a hot woman in sexy lingerie looks amazing.
But it just gets too complicated for me.
Show me plain and simple cotton pants and bra anytime over the complicated stuff. All the extra straps, tassels and fasteners just leave me dazed and confused
To be honest though, I'm inclined to agree. It takes ages to put on and when I want to be stripped naked and ravished the poor man is busy reading a manual!
I have seen the most gorgeous lingerie, all kinds of manner of straps...looked amazing!
Once done up you'd need to be Houdini to get out if it
And if Id spent all that time sweating getting it strapped it, it had better not be coming off in too much of a hurry "
Oh I hear you ...that is so true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as you put your knickers on last its fine 
What kind of ethical slut are you!
Shame on you for even wearing some
I once got sent home on the bus without any  "
That's more like it!
Short skirt and a butt plug  ? |
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"As long as you put your knickers on last its fine
What kind of ethical slut are you!
Shame on you for even wearing some
I once got sent home on the bus without any
That's more like it!
Short skirt and a butt plug ?"
Nah it was ben waa balls and metal anal beads and that was on the train .
P.s. Your new profile pic is killing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as you put your knickers on last its fine
What kind of ethical slut are you!
Shame on you for even wearing some
I once got sent home on the bus without any
That's more like it!
Short skirt and a butt plug ?
Nah it was ben waa balls and metal anal beads and that was on the train .
P.s. Your new profile pic is killing me "
You sound like a great commute companion 
It's the belt, isn't it |
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"As long as you put your knickers on last its fine
What kind of ethical slut are you!
Shame on you for even wearing some
I once got sent home on the bus without any
That's more like it!
Short skirt and a butt plug ?
Nah it was ben waa balls and metal anal beads and that was on the train .
P.s. Your new profile pic is killing me
You sound like a great commute companion
It's the belt, isn't it "
When I say I like to travel...
Maybe... |
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