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I love a good old fashioned whinge from time to time (actually, quite frequently in fact).
It is after all, scientifically proven to be beneficial to one’s psychological health and makes for a highly fun and indeed rewarding hobby.
Ever the altruistic and thoroughly decent chap that I am, I am now inviting you all to join me in this most wondrous of pastimes;
Simply post the object of your moaning here and whinge to glory like there’s no tomorrow   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you actually send an interesting PM to a couple of women and it takes them aaaaaggggggeeessss to read it or even acknowledge it. For gawds sake I haven't got all week to wait around for them to message back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you actually send an interesting PM to a couple of women and it takes them aaaaaggggggeeessss to read it or even acknowledge it. For gawds sake I haven't got all week to wait around for them to message back."
You do know how many they get? |
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I’ll add a bone of major ball-aching contention; Supermarket packaging.
Want some sugar? Yeah, try finding a bag that isn’t already split!
I fancy some ham. Only trouble is that it’s in one of those bastard plastic packs which invariably require an angle grinder to open!
I’ll settle for some biscuits - but wait! The little plastic pull opening thingy has broken off thus I now require a chainsaw to cut the pack in half as there’s bugger all chance of opening the top..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you actually send an interesting PM to a couple of women and it takes them aaaaaggggggeeessss to read it or even acknowledge it. For gawds sake I haven't got all week to wait around for them to message back.
You do know how many they get?"
But surely they must know mine is more important than all the others? |
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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ll add a bone of major ball-aching contention; Supermarket packaging.
Want some sugar? Yeah, try finding a bag that isn’t already split!
I fancy some ham. Only trouble is that it’s in one of those bastard plastic packs which invariably require an angle grinder to open!
I’ll settle for some biscuits - but wait! The little plastic pull opening thingy has broken off thus I now require a chainsaw to cut the pack in half as there’s bugger all chance of opening the top....."
This made me laugh, my best one was buying a new pair of scissors and you needed a pair of scissors to get into the new scissors...annoying! |
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....and another one: I love secluded, natural beauty spots.
In fact, I am more than content to merely sit at such a spot and admire the scenic splendour, peaceful and alone with my thoughts.
But wait! What is this?! Some arsehole has appeared and with all the fucking acres around going spare, has the brazen bloody audacity to come and sit right bloody next to me?! Jesus H Christ - what is this?! - Safety in numbers or something?! Piss off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....and another one: I love secluded, natural beauty spots.
In fact, I am more than content to merely sit at such a spot and admire the scenic splendour, peaceful and alone with my thoughts.
But wait! What is this?! Some arsehole has appeared and with all the fucking acres around going spare, has the brazen bloody audacity to come and sit right bloody next to me?! Jesus H Christ - what is this?! - Safety in numbers or something?! Piss off! "
I HATE this 
They always want to talk as well.
SHHHHH and go away! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....and another one: I love secluded, natural beauty spots.
In fact, I am more than content to merely sit at such a spot and admire the scenic splendour, peaceful and alone with my thoughts.
But wait! What is this?! Some arsehole has appeared and with all the fucking acres around going spare, has the brazen bloody audacity to come and sit right bloody next to me?! Jesus H Christ - what is this?! - Safety in numbers or something?! Piss off!
I HATE this
They always want to talk as well.
SHHHHH and go away!"
Same with walking the dogs. It's my alone time wandering round while they run about sniffing. And here comes another dog walker. To talk ffs. Just because I've got dogs and you've got dogs doesn't mean I want to talk to you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll add a bone of major ball-aching contention; Supermarket packaging.
Want some sugar? Yeah, try finding a bag that isn’t already split!
I fancy some ham. Only trouble is that it’s in one of those bastard plastic packs which invariably require an angle grinder to open!
I’ll settle for some biscuits - but wait! The little plastic pull opening thingy has broken off thus I now require a chainsaw to cut the pack in half as there’s bugger all chance of opening the top.....
This made me laugh, my best one was buying a new pair of scissors and you needed a pair of scissors to get into the new scissors...annoying!"
This. The packaging craze. I was shopping the other day, and I saw an item that made me die a bit inside. Peeled orange slices, tangerines, even bananas, wrapped under plastic. Y'all know that those fruits already HAD their own packaging, biodegradable and zero impact? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"....and another one: I love secluded, natural beauty spots.
In fact, I am more than content to merely sit at such a spot and admire the scenic splendour, peaceful and alone with my thoughts.
But wait! What is this?! Some arsehole has appeared and with all the fucking acres around going spare, has the brazen bloody audacity to come and sit right bloody next to me?! Jesus H Christ - what is this?! - Safety in numbers or something?! Piss off! "
Sorry, I thought you looked kinda cute 
And it's the same in carpark.. Why do people park right next to you, when they can have so many other spaces???  |
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By *arksxMan
over a year ago
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"I’ll add a bone of major ball-aching contention; Supermarket packaging.
Want some sugar? Yeah, try finding a bag that isn’t already split!
I fancy some ham. Only trouble is that it’s in one of those bastard plastic packs which invariably require an angle grinder to open!
I’ll settle for some biscuits - but wait! The little plastic pull opening thingy has broken off thus I now require a chainsaw to cut the pack in half as there’s bugger all chance of opening the top....."
Let me resolve your problems
Sugar cubes...preformed squares of glucose goodness sold in boxed cartons
Ham packets a 99p pair of scissors is more dexterous than an angle grinder
Biscuits open them they where they ment to be with a knife or if you an uncivilized beast like me...rip them open with your teeth.
You known you are gonna eat the whole pack in one sitting anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Need to grab you by the cheeks and give you a good smooshing, grumpy chops.  Im cheery today no grumps, but I havnt had to go near a supermarket today, and nor shall I. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Need to grab you by the cheeks and give you a good smooshing, grumpy chops. Im cheery today no grumps, but I havnt had to go near a supermarket today, and nor shall I.
Cheerful people  "
I feel a bit tiggerish today, must be the wind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not even going to start, we could be here for a while lol
Go on I love pet peeves
Nooo I'd come across as a right moany bitch who could do with a good shag... Oh wait... I am!"
We could always lay in bed afterwards having a good moan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving this thread you can't beat a good moan sometimes lol"
It's even better when you get the people moaning about the people moaning
Now I need to think about more things to moan about  |
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Another, rather odd one: ‘Cryptic’ Crossword clues.
What sort of dejected, social reprobate comes up with these bullshit, invariably completely irrelevant ‘Clues’?
Even after solving the word (via the provided conventional clue) the cryptic versions STILL make no sense.
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Miserable sods expecting everyone else to wallow in misery...noooooo!!! 