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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I stare at them they trigger my trypophobia. I prefer a muffin to a crumpet. Are there any other suggestions of what to put on them besides butter? "
You can put anything on them. Especially if you're going down the muffin route x |
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By *rre786Man
over a year ago
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Going to treat myself to crumpets for breakfast, funnily enough... 
Lots of butter and honey this time, but agree with most of the suggestions on here depending on mood.
If feeling really decadent, cashew nut butter and something sweet like honey is amazing!  |
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M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.
I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything. |
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.
I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything."
Every single one of them sounds sh1t tbh but I don’t shop at m&s. I like my warbies crumpets from co op with my Aldi salted butter.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.
I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything."
Your so posh.  |
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.
I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything.
Your so posh. "
Classy bird me with my fish paste crumpets! |
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.
I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything.
Your so posh.
Classy bird me with my fish paste crumpets! "
It’s not just any fish paste, it’s m&s line caught fish paste haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"M&S 5 grain crumpets. They'll ruin you for all other crumpets.
I'll have lime marmalade on them, or beans, or pate, or scrambled egg and smoked salmon, or fish paste, or nutella, or smashed banana, or avocado and crispy oversalted bacon, or tinned tomatoes, or... well, pretty much anything.
Your so posh.
Classy bird me with my fish paste crumpets! "
I do occasionally like lashings of peanut butter on mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.
Bring me crumpets! "
How could anyone forget about crumpets? 
Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018? |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.
Bring me crumpets!
How could anyone forget about crumpets?
Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?"
It must have been during my muffin phase! |
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"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness
Well done and crispy for me
I don't share food. Just saying"
I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm.
K |
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.
Bring me crumpets!
How could anyone forget about crumpets?
Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?"
I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts. |
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"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness
Well done and crispy for me
I don't share food. Just saying
I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm.
K"
Oh god yes, is there anything more sad than a cold, chewy, soggy crumpet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.
Bring me crumpets!
How could anyone forget about crumpets?
Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?
I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts."
So it was your fault! |
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"Just butter, but the crumpets have to be toasted to the precise level of toastedness
Well done and crispy for me
I don't share food. Just saying
I like the bottom to be toasted enough to be crispy but the top slightly less so. Has to be good butter. Oh & they absolutely have to be devoured whilst still warm.
K
Oh god yes, is there anything more sad than a cold, chewy, soggy crumpet?"
Depends how much I’ve had to drink. If I come home pissed, make a crumpet and fall asleep eating it, I’m still going to finish it in the morning  and eat anything else in sight as I’m a hungry hungovererer |
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.
Bring me crumpets!
How could anyone forget about crumpets?
Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?
I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts.
So it was your fault! "
I kept all the crumpets for myself, it's true. I sat on my crumpet throne in my crumpet palace looking down on all the crumpetless.
It was all fun and games until they didn't have the CO2 for the draught lager and the world cup was on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd forgotten about crumpets! Medium soft, butter, marmite or cheese.
Bring me crumpets!
How could anyone forget about crumpets?
Does anyone remember the crumpet shortage crisis of 2018?
I've worked for two of the Ammonia companies who caused that shortage. I'm trying to think there isn't a pattern there, but facts are facts.
So it was your fault!
I kept all the crumpets for myself, it's true. I sat on my crumpet throne in my crumpet palace looking down on all the crumpetless.
It was all fun and games until they didn't have the CO2 for the draught lager and the world cup was on "
Yes i remember it well. |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
Marmite for a savory topping or my homemade 3 fruit marmalade for a sweet topping.
Remember as a child toasting crumpets over an open fire using an extendable toasting fork, happy days |
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"To slightly misquote Henry Greene, I like to be
'Lying in bed on a summer morning, with the window open, listening to the church bells, eating buttered crumpets with cunty fingers.
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I'll have what he's having  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Google crumpet hand.... itll put you off for life
If you have trypophobia, like me then dont google it!! "
I won't be doing that then, I love a bit crumpet, plenty butter and cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Google crumpet hand.... itll put you off for life
If you have trypophobia, like me then dont google it!! "
 I googled it - I couldn't help myself!
I haven't got tryphobia but I can see why it makes some people 
Try 'Crumpet Foot' I dare you |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Someone once said on this forum that there is such a thing a a
'crumpet loaf'
Can you imagine such a thing  "
CRUMPET LOAF! It is a real thing, a wonderful man once told me where to get some and I bought it a "few" times and it's so delicious. Crumpet loaf toasted with cheese and slightly salted good butter and maybe some avocado or a chilli finely chopped.  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Also nice with a poached egg, just saying. Carry on.
Will you make me one and bring it to me in bed 
Of course. Do you want me oiled up and naked? "
I don’t really care I can strip you don’t even mind if you forget the crumpet  |
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Haven’t been on for a few weeks, looked at the threads I had commented on, and yet again, I instantly want a crispy crumpet with proper salted butter but I only do my big weekly shop tomorrow so I am crumpetless  |
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"Someone once said on this forum that there is such a thing a a
'crumpet loaf'
Can you imagine such a thing
CRUMPET LOAF! It is a real thing, a wonderful man once told me where to get some and I bought it a "few" times and it's so delicious. Crumpet loaf toasted with cheese and slightly salted good butter and maybe some avocado or a chilli finely chopped. "
Crumpet loaf is amazing. I’d go as far as to say it is better than the real thing from Greenhaulghs. And their potato cakes are just off the scale. Yuuum |
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"Butter. Lots of it.
I want one now.
Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol"
How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!
The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! |
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"Butter. Lots of it.
I want one now.
Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol
How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!
The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic! "
So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How weird, I bought some today after not having any for a while!
Only Warburtons will do! I let them cool down a little before adding butter (otherwise the butter melts straight in and they go soggy), and then a bit of honey.
Delightful little treat.
Also they are good with beans or a poached egg. |
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"How weird, I bought some today after not having any for a while!
Only Warburtons will do! I let them cool down a little before adding butter (otherwise the butter melts straight in and they go soggy), and then a bit of honey.
Delightful little treat.
Also they are good with beans or a poached egg."
Whaaaat?! The butter melting is the best bit! |
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"Butter. Lots of it.
I want one now.
Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol
How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!
The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!
So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile "
Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much! |
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"How weird, I bought some today after not having any for a while!
Only Warburtons will do! I let them cool down a little before adding butter (otherwise the butter melts straight in and they go soggy), and then a bit of honey.
Delightful little treat.
Also they are good with beans or a poached egg.
Whaaaat?! The butter melting is the best bit! "
You beat me to it. Unmelted butter is just a big no no. Brought up a bit of sick just typing it! Haha |
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"Butter. Lots of it.
I want one now.
Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol
How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!
The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!
So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile
Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much! "
Woooooaaaaah hahaha. Have you watched him on the factory programme. Never seen anyone get so excited over a tin of soup or quality streets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm I didn't say I liked unmelted butter lol.
Some has to be melted, but then I like to see some butter on top as well mixed with the honey.
If you have beans then it all just blends in anyway.
Where's Nigella at?  |
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"Butter. Lots of it.
I want one now.
Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol
How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!
The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!
So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile
Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much!
Woooooaaaaah hahaha. Have you watched him on the factory programme. Never seen anyone get so excited over a tin of soup or quality streets"
Can I put the flour in? Yeeeaaaahhhhh. He does make me laugh. |
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"Butter. Lots of it.
I want one now.
Same here, I wasn’t in bed I’d have one lol
How did I not see this until 2 weeks later?!
The thought of delivering you a buttery crumpet (spoken in a Greg Wallace voice) in bed is very erotic!
So long as you promise to throw in his ‘phwoar’ and fake smile
Haha definitely. I do impressions of Gregg Wallace noises far too much!
Woooooaaaaah hahaha. Have you watched him on the factory programme. Never seen anyone get so excited over a tin of soup or quality streets
Can I put the flour in? Yeeeaaaahhhhh. He does make me laugh. "
Like it is completely random and hasn’t already had 5 takes of the same scene. Gotta love him |
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Lol...it’s the devils sputum!
Gotta be butter and marmalade ????