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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

My bra, can't be arsed with the bloody thing.

What are you too sexy for?

Mrs TMN x

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Not much at the moment

But I know what you mean about the bra

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

My boob sweat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock sweat!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Not much at the moment

But I know what you mean about the bra

I can't believe that, Annabelle! X

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My boob sweat."

Boob sweat is sexy, though. As long as it's fresh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clothes in general and being awake.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My cock sweat!"

Hmm. Best give it a wash? Then you'll be all sexified again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My clothes! Lying in bed naked

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Clothes in general and being awake."

Clothes in general! I see the way this thread is going... And I like it

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My clothes! Lying in bed naked

Oh my

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘....this song.’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm too sexy for my tiny penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock sweat!

Hmm. Best give it a wash? Then you'll be all sexified again. "

Water blast it?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm too sexy for my tiny penis

Luckily it's what you do with it that counts

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"‘....this song.’"

Which song?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Knickers. Good thing I don't bother with them most of the time.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm not too sexy at all...so maybe this isn't the right thread for me

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Knickers. Good thing I don't bother with them most of the time. "

Oh my, Meli, with this information you are really spoiling us!

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By *arlpeterMan over a year ago

London

Toys.... They are just staring at me.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm not too sexy at all...so maybe this isn't the right thread for me

Oh pish and twaddle, my good man!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Toys.... They are just staring at me. "

Like a scary doll?

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By *arlpeterMan over a year ago

London

"Toys.... They are just staring at me.

Like a scary doll?

Yeahh a scary doll with a huge inflatable fanny lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm too sexy for this song.

*Drops mike*

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm too sexy for this song.

*Drops mike*"

BOOOOOOOM

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By *arlpeterMan over a year ago

London

I'm too sexy for my electric razor... Yeahh I'm repping it for the hairy chest brigade too ??

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Sexy....what's that???

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I’m too sexy the towel I just disposed of after my shower

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By *arlpeterMan over a year ago

London

"Sexy....what's that???"

Oh behave, your profile has sexy on every inch dammmmmmm

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Sexy....what's that???"

All over your gorgeous avatar!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm too sexy for my electric razor... Yeahh I'm repping it for the hairy chest brigade too ??"

What about the hairy leg brigade? Too sexy for my razor here

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I’m too sexy the towel I just disposed of after my shower "

Nicely played!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My underpants, not up for it!

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By *arlpeterMan over a year ago

London

"I'm too sexy for my electric razor... Yeahh I'm repping it for the hairy chest brigade too ??

What about the hairy leg brigade? Too sexy for my razor here

Oh dear, keep ya hairy legs. As long as its trim elsewhere lol

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm too sexy for my electric razor... Yeahh I'm repping it for the hairy chest brigade too ??

What about the hairy leg brigade? Too sexy for my razor here

Oh dear, keep ya hairy legs. As long as its trim elsewhere lol"

Double standards, Mr hairy chest!

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm too sexy for my curtains. It's a rare condition but the curtains are in counselling.

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By *arlpeterMan over a year ago

London

"I'm too sexy for my electric razor... Yeahh I'm repping it for the hairy chest brigade too ??

What about the hairy leg brigade? Too sexy for my razor here

Oh dear, keep ya hairy legs. As long as its trim elsewhere lol

Double standards, Mr hairy chest!

Oh its not that, hairy legs and hairy chests are like velcro together lol

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm too sexy for my curtains. It's a rare condition but the curtains are in counselling. "

That sounds serious. Can you get blinds fitted instead? I heard those vertical blinds are right cold fish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m too sexy for my insecurity, so I told it to do one, embraced my bisexuality and inner Goddess...then, I embraced the gorgeousness of other women with Inked- lush!!

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For my fan. It whirled like mad when I was bending in front on it

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"I'm too sexy for my curtains. It's a rare condition but the curtains are in counselling.

That sounds serious. Can you get blinds fitted instead? I heard those vertical blinds are right cold fish. "

No, it has to be curtains. Gotta have something to wipe on after a shag. I had a nasty accident doing that on venetian blinds once.

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