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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But isnt? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pineapple on pizza. |
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Mens white socks and sandals combo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Girls telling me "thanks but no thanks" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple on pizza. "
Cuff me then! I’m guilty  |
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"Pineapple on pizza. "
I love my Hawaiian pizzas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Salad cream |
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Driving with any alcohol in your system |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple on pizza.
Cuff me then! I’m guilty "
I think we'd all enjoy that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sick bird |
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"Salad cream"
But I love it on my Hawaiian pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Salad cream
But I love it on my Hawaiian pizza"
So do I! That’s what I had for dinner today!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grey tracksuits in public |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blue cheese "
Yes!!! Rankness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the words interweb, chillax and moist should all be made illegal. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grey tracksuits in public"
Wo! I love my grey tracksuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knuckle cracking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crocs and speedos combo"
Crocs is a top 10 |
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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago
cheshire |
"Pineapple on pizza. "
noooooo you are so wrong.. pineapple HAS to be on pizza .. k  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Martin Lewis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Adults who say "cool" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mens white socks and sandals combo"
Any colour socks and sandals.....such a British thing.... |
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Cyclists riding on the road holding up cars when there is a specifically built cycle path right next to them.......you know the ones lol x |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
button moon |
"Driving with any alcohol in your system "
This. |
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"I think the words interweb, chillax and moist should all be made illegal. "
Moist is such a good word ... I love to say it ... and I love the reactions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the words interweb, chillax and moist should all be made illegal.
Moist is such a good word ... I love to say it ... and I love the reactions "
I love the word moist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grey tracksuits in public"
I love a hot man in grey tracksuit bottoms |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grey tracksuits in public
I love a hot man in grey tracksuit bottoms "
*adds to hotlist* |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Flanter. Horrid word. |
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It should be a capital offence for anyone who chooses to scrunch, slurp and masticate noisily on an apple whilst seated behind me on a train.
Muther fuckers!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple on pizza.
Cuff me then! I’m guilty
I think we'd all enjoy that "
Ooft   |
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"I think the words interweb, chillax and moist should all be made illegal.
Moist is such a good word ... I love to say it ..."
Neither moist or chillax should be made illegal, they roll off the tongue so easily |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Pineapple on pizza. "
Nooooo Swingfellow just bought us pizza hut delivery and it for include a Hawaiin!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Posting shit in the forums   "
Is that a dig? |
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"It should be a capital offence for anyone who chooses to scrunch, slurp and masticate noisily on an apple whilst seated behind me on a train.
Muther fuckers!!! "
I’d initially read that as masturbate noisily on an apple!!  |
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"Mens white socks and sandals combo
Any colour socks and sandals.....such a British thing...."
I've seen Germans and Yanks in this combo. Style crimes are international. I've even seen a couple of women with this look. |
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"Flanter. Horrid word."
What does it mean? |
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Donald Trump and sweet corn. Something that comes out the way in goes in is the devil’s work. As is Trump |
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"Crocs and speedos combo"
But that's the Southern Comfort advert, I enjoyed that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But isnt?"
Not replying to a read PM |
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Cucumber. Vegetable of the devil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Driving with any alcohol in your system "
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"It should be a capital offence for anyone who chooses to scrunch, slurp and masticate noisily on an apple whilst seated behind me on a train.
Muther fuckers!!!
I’d initially read that as masturbate noisily on an apple!! "
 It’s a curious but nonetheless highly enterprising manner of getting ones five a day so I might be willing to show some leniency towards any individual undertaking such an act  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cucumber. Vegetable of the devil."
THIS |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Smoking on the street |
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"Celery "
Yes!!! This most definitely!
Heinous stuff of the most vile order. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grey tracksuits in public"
Especialy the ones where the blokes walk around town with there hands down the front of them.
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Press studs on underwear
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Underwear! |
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"Pineapple on pizza. noooooo you are so wrong.. pineapple HAS to be on pizza .. k "
Here here! |
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By *asher11Man
over a year ago
market harborough |
bra's under wet Tshirts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being referred to as babe! |
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Socks on during sex..... surely this deserves at least a good flogging for the perpetrator? |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Mrs Brown’s boys |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Any distraction at the wheel of any vehicle..
Alcohol.
Drugs.
Use of mobile phones.
All get mandatory loss of licence! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women drivers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Texting when you've had too much to drink, buying rounds of Jager bombs on a night out, and people who dont wear deodorant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Socks on during sex..... surely this deserves at least a good flogging for the perpetrator? "
*pulls socks on discreetly * |
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"But isnt?"
Farting in a crowded lift. It's wrong on a many levels. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Detention in schools "
This is the only fun I have, handing out detentions. Tardiness is no excuse.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mens white socks and sandals combo
Any colour socks and sandals.....such a British thing...."
also whilst wearing shorts and sporting a bumbag |
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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago
Whitland |
"Pineapple on pizza. "
Hahahaha
Yes!! Brill |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Noisy eaters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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blm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"blm"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bookmakers ramming their advertising campaign down every fuckers through at any given opportunity.
My radio station of choice is radio X but I turned off today as it was every half hour bookmaker adverts... fuck off.
I love how they quickly mumble at the end “when the fun stops stop”
They couldn’t possibly fucking say it any faster, it’s incomprehensible.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mens white socks and sandals combo"
Definitely this when the hell did it become a thing?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vinegar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Social media |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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gemma collins
the only way is essex
love island |
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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago
Whitland |
Obese butt cleavage at the till when they bend over to pack bags.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vinegar "
Don't you dare, I need vinegar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What the fuck would we put on chips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carrots .... Devils food |
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The phrase “Live, laugh, love”, especially when used as some kind of wall adornment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who go running in twos or more and instead of social distancing one behind each other, so it sideways on so at least one runs in the road!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The phrase “Live, laugh, love”, especially when used as some kind of wall adornment."
People who have "live, laugh, love" on their walls have a life long STI.
Fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What the fuck would we put on chips "
Exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"gemma collins
the only way is essex
love island"
Agreed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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probably controversial but...everything and anything associated with the film dirty dancing ...L x |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Beckhams, Primark and Sports Direct |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Carrots .... Devils food"
Absolutely. Peas as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Marmite "
Errrrrrrmmm. I totally disagree |
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"Ketchup "
Yes I’m not the only one! One whiff of the stuff and I want to hurl.
Lily |
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"Cucumber. Vegetable of the devil.
THIS "
Your not supposed to
Eat it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Litter dropping...
Oh wait..it is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cliques |
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Asking for 5p for a shopping bag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shopping in onesies.. |
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"Pineapple on pizza. "
No got have pineapple on a pizza best bit, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh oh oh SLIDERS! I hate them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you ask people to recommend a show but then they go on to explain the entire storyline including all the spoilers.
Yeah cheers mate. Saved me the trouble of watching it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh oh oh SLIDERS! I hate them "
There’s one in my bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone asks you to recommend a show and then they completely ignore your recommendation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh oh oh SLIDERS! I hate them
There’s one in my bath "
I hope you read slider as spider! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cliques"
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Ketchup
Yes I’m not the only one! One whiff of the stuff and I want to hurl.
Lily "
Me too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone asks you to recommend a show and then they completely ignore your recommendation "
I’m watching it now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listening to shitty music on loudspeakers.
Spitting on the road/walkways.
Using flip-flops on public transport, with no socks (seriously, people, stop this)
People eating Mc Donalds at 7 am (not the breakfast items...I mean burgers and chicken nuggets and so on).
And I'll stop here, otherwise I'll write a full fledged political and social pamphlet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheating on your partner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening to shitty music on loudspeakers.
Spitting on the road/walkways.
Using flip-flops on public transport, with no socks (seriously, people, stop this)
People eating Mc Donalds at 7 am (not the breakfast items...I mean burgers and chicken nuggets and so on).
And I'll stop here, otherwise I'll write a full fledged political and social pamphlet "
If McDonalds sold regular menu items at 7am I would definitely get nuggets for breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheating on your partner "
*sings in Shakira voice* I'm starting to believe it should be illegal to decieve a womans heart  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posh people in posh cars, they apparently dont have to indicate. That should be illegal.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you ask people to recommend a show but then they go on to explain the entire storyline including all the spoilers.
Yeah cheers mate. Saved me the trouble of watching it "
I do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lumpy Bras and Mature men who wear shorts when it us cold... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you ask people to recommend a show but then they go on to explain the entire storyline including all the spoilers.
Yeah cheers mate. Saved me the trouble of watching it
I do that "
You monster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lumpy Bras and Mature men who wear shorts when it us cold..."
I love lumpy bras |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ricky Gervais |
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"The phrase “Live, laugh, love”, especially when used as some kind of wall adornment.
People who have "live, laugh, love" on their walls have a life long STI.
Fact "
It is backed by The Science. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking for 5p for a shopping bag. "
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Sitting in parked cars, engine running for half an hour. |
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"Sprouts "
I enjoy sprouts and cabbage |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"Picking your nose in public "
Or in your car .. they dont know but we can see you! |
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over a year ago
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Anabelle21's profile picture. It raises my blood pressure |
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"Ricky Gervais "
Great call. I have never liked him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sprouts
I enjoy sprouts and cabbage "
But you missed out on Sunday with your roast on the roof |
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"Anabelle21's profile picture. It raises my blood pressure "
that made me chuckle |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anabelle21's profile picture. It raises my blood pressure that made me chuckle "
I'm glad lovely lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posh people in posh cars, they apparently dont have to indicate. That should be illegal.lol "
Their wrists are too tired from other activities |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ex
Marmite
S_club 7
My mums cooking
Slugs |
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Unsolicited marketing phone calls. |
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Mayonnaise. It's the Devil's jizz. |
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"Sprouts
I enjoy sprouts and cabbage
But you missed out on Sunday with your roast on the roof "
I was sooo looking forward to it..sad times
Kids eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Asking for 5p for a shopping bag. "
Take your own then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh oh oh SLIDERS! I hate them "
Especially with socks |
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"Lying and cheating
P"
Definitely P |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
Slug pellets, they kill so many animals and are so toxic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quinoa  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bookmakers ramming their advertising campaign down every fuckers through at any given opportunity.
My radio station of choice is radio X but I turned off today as it was every half hour bookmaker adverts... fuck off.
I love how they quickly mumble at the end “when the fun stops stop”
They couldn’t possibly fucking say it any faster, it’s incomprehensible.
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Bollocks Irrelevant when the fun stops do you stop? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Driving with any alcohol in your system "
Or recreational drugs.
You are making your car a potential murder weapon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Supporting Spurs "
Agree - sorry Spurs as in chick |
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"Pineapple on pizza.
I love my Hawaiian pizzas"
Same here. Lunch and pudding all in one go)) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone who drives faster than me because they are a maniac
Anyone who drives slower than me because they are a moron
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The sound of gunfire. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Early mornings when you're not a morning person. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
DIY garden and house drilling and sawing and banging in all surrounding houses and gardens during lockdown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fireworks apart from Bonfire night, I dont like them then either or my poor dog x |
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"Supporting Spurs
Agree - sorry Spurs as in chick "
I’ll let you off but if we weren’t around who could you take the piss out of, well except the hammers |
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Slightly cheesy but you OP what a f’n flirt I am hahahah someone had to say it x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slightly cheesy but you OP what a f’n flirt I am hahahah someone had to say it x "
oh you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Avocado on toast ...yuck! |
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Starting a sentence with "with all due respect"
And mushrooms. Slimy little fuckers.
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Starting a sentence with "with all due respect"
And mushrooms. Slimy little fuckers.
Mrs TMN x"
With all due respect. I fucking love mushrooms |
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Going out in public with honking B.O. |
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"Starting a sentence with "with all due respect"
And mushrooms. Slimy little fuckers.
Mrs TMN x
With all due respect. I fucking love mushrooms"
GET THE FUCK OUT |
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Music by "The 1975", absolute garbage. |
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