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Say you are in desperate need for number 2... you are in a shopping centre, you run to the public toilet.. you quickly pull your trousers or skirt down.. you sit on the seat and put it comes.. you feel so relieved but then you look to your left and there is not toilet paper... it’s empty! But your ass is a mess... what do you do.... |
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"Say you are in desperate need for number 2... you are in a shopping centre, you run to the public toilet.. you quickly pull your trousers or skirt down.. you sit on the seat and put it comes.. you feel so relieved but then you look to your left and there is not toilet paper... it’s empty! But your ass is a mess... what do you do.... "
Easy, whip out your smart phone, order online and wait for the loo roll to be delivered. Shouldn't be long  |
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"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.
Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home. "
Same here m’lady  I’m happy to wee in public (in the gents I mean - not anywhere in the street) but number twos are saved for the privacy and cleanliness of home.
Having said that, if I ever learn to levitate above a public loo seat then I may reevaluate my options. |
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"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.
Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home.
*can
I actually find that with a lot of women they only poo at home"
Actually I can at my mums house too |
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"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.
Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home.
Same here m’lady I’m happy to wee in public (in the gents I mean - not anywhere in the street) but number twos are saved for the privacy and cleanliness of home.
Having said that, if I ever learn to levitate above a public loo seat then I may reevaluate my options."
Haha. Don’t think I’ve ever sat on a public loo seat! |
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"Would never happen to me as I always wipe a seat before I sit down even if it looks fine. Can't be too careful. Bonus is I will always notice before sitting down if there is no paper. "
This every time, an I have to layer the seat, can’t have no skin contact with a public loo seat. |
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Happened to me once on a night out, I'd taken something I should'nt (when I was too young to know better) and desperately needed to go.
No loo roll on my cubicle so I ended up waiting until the toilets were empty and ran (with my jeans around my thighs) to another cubicle. Took me 4 shuffles to find one with loo roll! |
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Can only poo at home. Unless I had the shits, then I'd asked the person next to me for some bog roll, that's if I've no tissue in my handbag. If not, a sanitary towel.
If there's only me in there, then sneak out and go into the next cubicle for some, after flushing the other loo. |
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"Use your socks and boxers and chuck them.
Never happened to me. I can’t only poo at home. "
It did happen to me I had no option to use my undies to wipe I had to throw them and going commando for the rest of my shift was kind of erotic  |
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"Would never happen to me as I always wipe a seat before I sit down even if it looks fine. Can't be too careful. Bonus is I will always notice before sitting down if there is no paper.
This every time, an I have to layer the seat, can’t have no skin contact with a public loo seat. "
Not in the above scenario you wouldn't, if you were gonna shit your pants. |
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"Would never happen to me as I always wipe a seat before I sit down even if it looks fine. Can't be too careful. Bonus is I will always notice before sitting down if there is no paper.
This every time, an I have to layer the seat, can’t have no skin contact with a public loo seat.
Not in the above scenario you wouldn't, if you were gonna shit your pants. "
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"Say you are in desperate need for number 2... you are in a shopping centre, you run to the public toilet.. you quickly pull your trousers or skirt down.. you sit on the seat and put it comes.. you feel so relieved but then you look to your left and there is not toilet paper... it’s empty! But your ass is a mess... what do you do.... "
Use the tissues in my bag  |
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Happened to me at Charles De Gaulle Airport, that French food went through me. Enjoyable no2 then looked to my right, no toilet paper 
I ended up trousers down (didn’t want to smell on the plane home) shuffling past fellow passengers into the next cubicle...then the next ....eventually finding enough to clean myself up
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