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My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss 
What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I (her) haven't worked with my colleagues since mid March and it looks like it will be January before we get together again.
I miss the weird and wonderful characters that make up my workplace.
Mr started a new business venture in January and was just getting used to working from home when I rocked up and took over half of his office. I am probably now that annoying colleague to him.... 
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
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"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss
What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?
Love and peace "
When I was married my wife would make me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar and just stir it once! So the whole cup /mug it would be not sweet and the last bit had all the sugar. That annoyed me.
I would grab a teaspoon and stir it under her nose for about 5 minutes. She would be annoyed at that.
I still never really found out why the marriage failed  |
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"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss
What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?
Love and peace
When I was married my wife would make me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar and just stir it once! So the whole cup /mug it would be not sweet and the last bit had all the sugar. That annoyed me.
I would grab a teaspoon and stir it under her nose for about 5 minutes. She would be annoyed at that.
I still never really found out why the marriage failed "
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"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss
What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?
Love and peace
When I was married my wife would make me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar and just stir it once! So the whole cup /mug it would be not sweet and the last bit had all the sugar. That annoyed me.
I would grab a teaspoon and stir it under her nose for about 5 minutes. She would be annoyed at that.
I still never really found out why the marriage failed "
Surely it was a bit than your cup stirring antics  |
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"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming. "
Those folk need tying up and rotten fruit thrown at them  |
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"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming.
Those folk need tying up and rotten fruit thrown at them "
Indeed they do. Don't even get me started on the guy with the daily crunchy apple or the woman who every time she saw you in the corridor said "oops" |
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"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming. "
Theres one in every workplace. I think it must be a workplace quota. |
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People who have microwave meals and pierce the film lid too many times.
It seems petty, but the instructions say "pierce the film lid several times" and, to me, that's about 3 or 4 times. Some people stab the bloddy thing so many times that it sounds like a machine gun going off... just take the lid off if you are going to do that.
Told you it sounded petty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss
What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?
Love and peace
When I was married my wife would make me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar and just stir it once! So the whole cup /mug it would be not sweet and the last bit had all the sugar. That annoyed me.
I would grab a teaspoon and stir it under her nose for about 5 minutes. She would be annoyed at that.
I still never really found out why the marriage failed "
That a mystery for the ages.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Most things irritate the fuck out of me these days
But other peoples noises wind me up the most - crunching, chewing, slurping especially
People that whistle and hum need to shut the fuck up as well - along with the annoying tappy mouth breathers! |
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My assistant hums, constantly and tunelessly. Occasionally she'll break into a whistle, but not often.
It's a noisy, busy office full of hustle but that constant hum cuts through every other noise. |
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"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss
What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?
Love and peace "
When all the lads park right on the section of path I’m working on. |
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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago
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"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming. "
I had one of these. I feel that pain. In fact reliving it now! |
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over a year ago
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"Plate scrapping with a knife or spoon to get every last crumb, drop of sauce; and people eating crisps, in fact any packet that rustles "
Chomping.. smacking lips... all the eating noises.
Also when people dont blow their noses but keep sniffling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Body odour "
This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.
And lack of common sense. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Body odour
This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.
And lack of common sense. "
Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch |
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"Body odour
This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.
And lack of common sense.
Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch "
They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Body odour
This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.
And lack of common sense.
Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch
They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not! "
Iv smelt it
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Body odour
This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.
And lack of common sense.
Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch
They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not! "
Just sniff Mr Mystiques gonads you will know what I mean. |
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"A colleague of mine used to eat a yogurt every day at their desk and SCRAPE THE BLOODY POT ROUND AND ROUND WITH A TEASPOON until I felt like screaming.
Theres one in every workplace. I think it must be a workplace quota."
I am that one! Mr. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mate in work stirs his coffee far too much clinking the cup for the whole duration which really boils my piss
What else gets right under your skin that your fellow co-workers subject you to on a daily basis?
Love and peace "
Breathe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.
Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.
Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.
Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.
Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.
#tiredofthisshit "
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"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.
Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.
Selfish folk and not your friend...look after yourself, there are plenty of us here to offer an ear, shoulder and virtual hugs.x
Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.
#tiredofthisshit "
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"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.
Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.
Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.
#tiredofthisshit "
There's nothing worse than selfish people, look after yourself it's not bad to put yourself first x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.
Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.
Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.
#tiredofthisshit
Hugs
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Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.
Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.
Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.
#tiredofthisshit
There's nothing worse than selfish people, look after yourself it's not bad to put yourself first x"
Thank you lovely |
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"Body odour
This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.
And lack of common sense.
Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch
They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not!
Just sniff Mr Mystiques gonads you will know what I mean."
Err they were washed last week so alls good now |
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"When you try and be supportive of everybody else, talking them through the pain even though you are tired.
Then when you need a little tlc, kind word and support they disappear like rats off a sinking ship.
Then you realise that nobody ever asks how you are, just take what they can get from you.
#tiredofthisshit "
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Loud eaters or eating with the mouth open so you not only hear wjat they are eating but see it too.
Ex work colleague I had to sit next to was a loud eater. And grazed all day long. Even they soggy warmed up toast she brought from home in tin foil was made loud.
I sometimes think I may have misphonieya (or however you spell it)
I have no idea how I didnt say something that would be seen as inappropriate and rude to her.
Sweetmiss xx |
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"Loud eaters or eating with the mouth open so you not only hear wjat they are eating but see it too.
Ex work colleague I had to sit next to was a loud eater. And grazed all day long. Even they soggy warmed up toast she brought from home in tin foil was made loud.
I sometimes think I may have misphonieya (or however you spell it)
I have no idea how I didnt say something that would be seen as inappropriate and rude to her.
Sweetmiss xx"
One of my colleagues jaw clicks when he eats. I swear to god it’ll click really loud with a swift jab in the very near future |
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"Loud eaters or eating with the mouth open so you not only hear wjat they are eating but see it too.
Ex work colleague I had to sit next to was a loud eater. And grazed all day long. Even they soggy warmed up toast she brought from home in tin foil was made loud.
I sometimes think I may have misphonieya (or however you spell it)
I have no idea how I didnt say something that would be seen as inappropriate and rude to her.
Sweetmiss xx
One of my colleagues jaw clicks when he eats. I swear to god it’ll click really loud with a swift jab in the very near future "
Hahhaaha feeling that
Somedays I had to make up a home visit to get out the office to calm down hahaha xx |
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"People who talk a lot in the mornings.
There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!
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Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you? |
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"People who talk a lot in the mornings.
There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!
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Tom here. That is totally me. Shut the fuck up and let me get my head in gear |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"People who talk a lot in the mornings.
There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!
Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you? "
No. I’d just pop ear plugs in  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Body odour
This and the smell of poverty. That is people smelling of a mixture of cigarettes, chip fat and damp houses. Some you can smell their crotch from 3 ft away.
And lack of common sense.
Poverty they cant help but they can wash their crotch
They could wash the rest of themselves while their at it. It's bad when you breath in and smell a week old unwashed crotch and I bet you are thinking it's a man. It's not!
Just sniff Mr Mystiques gonads you will know what I mean.
Err they were washed last week so alls good now "
Were not. |
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"People who talk a lot in the mornings.
There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!
Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you?
No. I’d just pop ear plugs in "
But then I won't be able to finger your ears. It will be like fingering you with a tampon on! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"People who talk a lot in the mornings.
There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!
Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you?
No. I’d just pop ear plugs in
But then I won't be able to finger your ears. It will be like fingering you with a tampon on!"
I do like my ears fingered too...
Dammit. Now that is a connundrum. |
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"People who talk a lot in the mornings.
There’s really no need to be that chatty at 9am. You’ve been asleep all night, fuck all exciting has happened surely!
Oops. Does that mean I cannot sleep with you?
No. I’d just pop ear plugs in
But then I won't be able to finger your ears. It will be like fingering you with a tampon on!
I do like my ears fingered too...
Dammit. Now that is a connundrum. "
Fingers in the ears. Haha
What used to annoy me is when my ex would keep talking when I had said you are welcome to your opinion and I'll keep mine, let's agree to disagree. But he went on and on and bloody on. I would stick my fingers in my ears and say lalalalalala, not listening to you. When I took my fingers out my ears . And he started again , the fingers and the lalala approach was used again. My son would laugh and say " mum, your so childish" haha. He's 23 now and we still laugh about it. |
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