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Women: What we know so far - A review
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over a year ago
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"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order."
I like boobs, maybe I'm a man?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order.
I like boobs, maybe I'm a man? "
Different species, probably offshoot from Jupiter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order."
I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises.  |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order.
I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises. "
Peonies are in my top 12 favourite flowers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
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"1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
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No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway  |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "
I don't need one, I've used a woman before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right
Oh forgot that one. "
It’s because you just didn’t listen to her.....honestly, it’s like she was talking to herself. If you hadn’t wanted to be there any more, you just had to say.
(Puts flame suit on and runs  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "
RTFM indeed  |
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"1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "
They don't even read profiles or remember they sent you the same copy and paste messages 6 times in the last 2 months. Occasionally they even put the wrong name at the front of their generic mass copy and paste message... #I'm not frustrated by men at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order.
How could you forget cake  and puppies "
Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version.
Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right
Oh forgot that one.
It’s because you just didn’t listen to her.....honestly, it’s like she was talking to herself. If you hadn’t wanted to be there any more, you just had to say.
(Puts flame suit on and runs )"
Yeah! What he said ^^^^^^^^^^ |
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"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order.
How could you forget cake and puppies
Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version.
Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine."
Skint flint. Buy the woman champagne if you're really interested (post lockdown of course just incase someone complains) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are right always... Even when we're actually wrong we're still right
Oh forgot that one.
I know! Your eyes had glazed over at that point  "
Exactly.Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order.
I thought first in that list read peonies, and I was all excited that you DO know women. I love peonies, and penises.
Peonies are in my top 12 favourite flowers "
They are beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway
They don't even read profiles or remember they sent you the same copy and paste messages 6 times in the last 2 months. Occasionally they even put the wrong name at the front of their generic mass copy and paste message... #I'm not frustrated by men at all "
Haha. I have a record at the moment, 27 messages of the same copy and paste.  it will be in the 30's by tomorrow.  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order.
How could you forget cake and puppies
Will be in the amendment 1a, in the revised version.
Also include, horror movies and cheap sparkly wine."
nope neither are for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
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And don’t believe if we say we’re fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order."
I’d put Louboutins closer to the top  |
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"1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
And don’t believe if we say we’re fine "
Even my lad understands if I say ‘I’m fine‘.... he pulls a face, ok I’m not dealing with that right now, about turns and announces going to his room for a little while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pros
****
Boobs
Smell nice
Actually funny
Keep ya dickhead mode at bay
Cons
****
What?..why?!
Dancing Queen
Avocado obsession
Iv never had an avocado "
Yeah, kind of run out of content with that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive always found they like guys to stimulate them mentally/emotionally. Obviously keep them on their toes and be spontaneous rather then be a knob.
Other than that fuck knows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys  "
Ah that would explain my moodiness. My inner sea of calmness is getting stormy.
Ride that wave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1.Complicated and complex
2.Handle with care
3.Dont come with a manual
4.Wont tolerate fools
5.Listen to them
6.They have a sixth sense (better than yours)
7.Dont lie to them
8.Dont let them down
9.They remember facts
10.Never think or act as if you are better than them.
No point having a manual as you guys don’t read them anyway "
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I've known women that should be kept locked in a cage out of direct moonlight, and fed on a diet of gratzia magazines, white wine and chocolate. The same woman two days later will be skipping naked through a wild flower meadow with a daisy behind her ear wanting to make love in the shade of an oak tree. Queer fellows them females. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Just so you all know there a full moon this week good luck boys
Ah that would explain my moodiness. My inner sea of calmness is getting stormy.
Ride that wave. "
Deep breaths deep breaths   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor review, would not read!
They like
Penises
Chocolate
Ice cream
Fluffy slippers
And red bottom heels
Not necessarily in that order.
I like boobs, maybe I'm a man? "
Ditto |
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