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Would you fuck a woman with a lampshade on her head?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Asking for a friend

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Is the light on and nobody home?

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By *iger1980Man over a year ago

cambridge

Bright idea or would I be dim to say yes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends if I could turn her on.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is the light on and nobody home?"

There's a lockdown joke in there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d probably turn her off

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Sounds pretty standard

(Standard lamp. I sort of made a joke)

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

Id make sure she got plugged in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

Only if she’s got Brussels sprouts on her tits and a Ukulele on her thighs at the same time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Now i've seen the light ........ yeah.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

She's full of good ideas.

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Only if she sucks like an old Hoover vacuum cleaner.

Maybe your not old enough to remember the ones with a light on the front.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s my personal kink; especially early eighties style lampshades with hanging tassels on them.

Oooo yessss! *faps merrily*

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What bright spark came up with this ???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I know her name.......... it's Tiffany

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Depends if I could turn her on."

Well press my button and lets see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I would love to plug her

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

You brighten my day

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’d probably turn her off"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/05/20 14:08:34]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe if there was light at the end of her tunnel

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sounds pretty standard

(Standard lamp. I sort of made a joke)"

Now that did make me laugh

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

I... guess...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah. Is this the equivalent of a paper bag over a bloke’s head?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you mean Sia?

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By *DW1983Man over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

"Asking for a friend

Sounds a bit of a shady character to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is she the dimmable type?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

No frills?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Id make sure she got plugged in

Ooh I do like a good three pin plug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend Phil Ament might.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

If she’s a bit dim then yes

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Asking for a friend

Only if she’s got Brussels sprouts on her tits and a Ukulele on her thighs at the same time."

Good lord, I can't imagine anyone would be into that kind of caper!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heck yeah, I'd even do it if she had a bucket, bin bag , traffic cone, mud, a predator mask, a face mask, a wax mask , gimp mask, wookie mask. ....

Just not a Bieber mask.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

I would o/p even if it was just a lampshade with lipstick on

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Now i've seen the light ........ yeah."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends if she is an Edison screw or a bayonet type

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Is she a glower?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends how light..... I mean tight she was....

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By *oxychicWoman over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Asking for a friend

Only if she’s got Brussels sprouts on her tits and a Ukulele on her thighs at the same time."
haha u dont ask for much !!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"She's full of good ideas. "

I'm mostly full of toast these days, and tequila.

I think that's what they call "food pairing" in the Guardian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only fuck women with lampshades on their heads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

De’light’ed too,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

It's more exciting than a paper bag I suppose!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

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if she were the light of my life yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

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if she looked on the bright side of life...... yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

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I'd never put baby in the shade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, I've actually got a chance of turning her on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if she was wearing underpants beneath it...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It’s my personal kink; especially early eighties style lampshades with hanging tassels on them.

Oooo yessss! *faps merrily*"

Someone for everyone hey

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Is she a professional lamp?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish more women wore lampshades.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish more women wore lampshades.

But I don’t like it when women lamp me

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What bright spark came up with this ???

I guess I just had a lightbulb moment

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

If only The Tamperer and Maya sang "Lampshade" instead of "Chimney" on Feel It...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You brighten my day

Thank you

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Yes, Lamp shades are far more aesthetic than a paper bag.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Watt a comical thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the lampshade still attached to the light bulb?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Maybe if there was light at the end of her tunnel "

Look into the liiiiight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. Or without.

Maybe a chimney?

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan over a year ago

london

I’d be scared to turn her on hahaha

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Nah. Is this the equivalent of a paper bag over a bloke’s head?

Similar, but different

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

[Removed by poster at 31/05/20 22:10:58]

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Depends if she is an Edison screw or a bayonet type

Bayonet all the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asking for a friend

My mum has that lampshade.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The possibilities are endless

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

" Is she the dimmable type? "

Tap me and see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yessss _innie the minx!!!!

Class tha girl!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not really a fan of the one you're wearing mind

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

Of course I would. Her swaying tassels would be quite mesmerising.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Asking for a friend

if she looked on the bright side of life...... yes "

Always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely XX

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Not again. Had three now and to be honest the tassels tickle the end of my nose when I’m getting all down to it and everything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I could find a switch, I’d try to turn her on.

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

I now want too

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

I'd have to see a pic of the lampshade before deciding

I have standards

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Watt a comical thread

See what you did there

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

Sounds a bit shady to me..

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No. Or without.

Maybe a chimney?"

I never understood that song...not now most people have central heating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've changed my mind sorry no............ its struck a chord with me

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Asking for a friend

My mum has that lampshade."

Your mum had that lampshade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw this topic and had to think for a minute where I had seen the lampshade ha

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