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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
"If your local shop is closed, how far would you walk for a bar of fruit and nut?"
Walk!!!!! Nah.
Couldn't I find a guy on here that lives near a shop and near me so that way I get the chocolate and a shag without me having to put my bra and shoes on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too
So would I 
But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish  "
 I have become part of my sofa pattern |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too
So would I
But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish "
Don't put yerself down fair Maiden, fòr I shall Sean Bean to rescue you in a romantic manner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too
So would I
But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish
I have become part of my sofa pattern"
 - I've worn down the carpet in between the sofa and the fridge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too
So would I
But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish
Don't put yerself down fair Maiden, fòr I shall Sean Bean to rescue you in a romantic manner "
Hurrah |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"Id like to be astride a magnificent stallion too
So would I
But instead I'm sat on my sofa like a giant puffer fish
Don't put yerself down fair Maiden, fòr I shall Sean Bean to rescue you in a romantic manner
Hurrah "
Do you want me to rock up like Clint and wisk yoù off into the sunset young Lady?  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I prefer Whole Nut.. 
Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy 
Oh my...
How many whole nuts can you fit in your cheeks with a squirrel butt plug? "
Now that's a question I never thought I'd have to answer! |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"I prefer Whole Nut..
Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy
Oh my...
How many whole nuts can you fit in your cheeks with a squirrel butt plug?
Now that's a question I never thought I'd have to answer! "
This is why I ask random questions innit |
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"If your local shop is closed, how far would you walk for a bar of fruit and nut?
Walk!!!!! Nah.
Couldn't I find a guy on here that lives near a shop and near me so that way I get the chocolate and a shag without me having to put my bra and shoes on "
This woman is a card carrying genius!! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Have you ever thought about using a hedgehog as a mobile cheese and pineapple carrier "
I used a small kitten once as a face wipe when I was sweaty on a sunny balcony. It walked past at just the right time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever thought about using a hedgehog as a mobile cheese and pineapple carrier
I used a small kitten once as a face wipe when I was sweaty on a sunny balcony. It walked past at just the right time."
I've used a pussy to wipe my face too xx lol |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I prefer Whole Nut..
Oh Lisa, I have half a bar in ma fridge, wanna make it a bit more creamy
Oh my...
How many whole nuts can you fit in your cheeks with a squirrel butt plug?
Now that's a question I never thought I'd have to answer!
This is why I ask random questions innit "
Ace..I've known you for years, and you've always been batshit crazy! xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do the corners of my garden take longer to sort than the big bit!? "
Oh lord don't even get me started on gardening! Dealing with little green aliens aka grass was never my thing, but this year I have done more than in my whole life! The back and front has helped me to keep busy during these unprecedented times!
Been enjoying my training routine out in garden and controlling my screen time so the benefits have been good and rewarding so shouldn't be complaining, but I am grrr-ing |
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