"I drove Barnard Castle to test my eyesight"....mmmn...ok Pinochio.
What's the daftest excuse you've heard either in real life or on here?
I once worked with someone who had to go home immediately as her washing has been stolen off the line...
The fact it was a sunny afternoon and she couldn't be arsed working was a total coincidence I'm sure...
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"I for one fully believe Dominic Cummings; Hell, I once flew to Cairo to test my vision. It’s the done thing you know  "
I took a night boat there once...
A tinder date cancelled because she'd "accidentally bought a second dog today and don't want to leave them alone on in the flat"
Upstaged by impromptu dog purchase...  |
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"I for one fully believe Dominic Cummings; Hell, I once flew to Cairo to test my vision. It’s the done thing you know
I took a night boat there once...
A tinder date cancelled because she'd "accidentally bought a second dog today and don't want to leave them alone on in the flat"
Upstaged by impromptu dog purchase... "
 I had a similar occurrence happen to me when I travelled to Japan; She told me her Tamagotchi needed feeding and stood me up  |
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My ex said he downloaded Tinder because I didn't compliment him enough so he had to look elsewhere for validation and confidence. I guess he then slipped and fell and accidentally met someone off there. |
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