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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

At it...you know the sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

C-

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confident but always room for improvement lol

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’ve had repeat customers so I’m doing something right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A* for enthusiasm

C for technique.

Tries hard, room for improvement.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

Oh I’m good. I’m very good.

And when I’m bad I’m even better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Medium-Rare x

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

No complaints and plenty of aroused moans, and repeat interest, so I can't be that bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody likes a boaster...

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Oh I’m good. I’m very good.

And when I’m bad I’m even better

I love a bitnof Mae West

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"A* for enthusiasm

C for technique.

Tries hard, room for improvement. "

This is me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like measuring in cubits, it’s too long since it’s happened to be relevant now.

Now throw sympathy at me and tell me I’m pretty.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's the only thread I wish I was a man for the answer:

I'm like a medicine.. hard to swallow but it makes you feel so much better after.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Absolutely crap.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Nobody likes a boaster..."

Well if you can't blow ykur own trumpet who's can you

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Like measuring in cubits, it’s too long since it’s happened to be relevant now.

Now throw sympathy at me and tell me I’m pretty....."

Oh so so pretty

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Absolutely crap."

You fishing for compliments

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'd fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody likes a boaster...

Well if you can't blow ykur own trumpet who's can you

Everyone else's lol

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By *ister.mrMan over a year ago

birmingham

I love it and have been complimented,but just not good enough lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I set a low bar and fail to get over it

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"C-

Bettter than a D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think my arse movement was once compared to a Fiddlers elbow!!

That’s Fiddlers not Fiddlesticks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do the best I can do , but Sometimes It depends on the tool(s)I’m given

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a great KD ratio

Oh....wrong thread....

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Nobody likes a boaster...

Well if you can't blow ykur own trumpet who's can you

Everyone else's lol"

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"I do the best I can do , but Sometimes It depends on the tool(s)I’m given

I hear you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Absolutely crap.

You fishing for compliments"

Nah.

There’s only two women on fab that could possibly give an opinion and one of them hardly ever logs in anymore.

The other one knows I’m absolutely crap

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"At it...you know the sex?

See my school report...

Can do very well, when he puts his mind to it

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'd fuck me.

Well, if you don't love yourself no one else will

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"At it...you know the sex?

See my school report...

Can do very well, when he puts his mind to it

Oooo I had that on mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of 2, I'd give myself 1

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Absolutely crap.

You fishing for compliments

Nah.

There’s only two women on fab that could possibly give an opinion and one of them hardly ever logs in anymore.

The other one knows I’m absolutely crap

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Out of 2, I'd give myself 1

I bet

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"I set a low bar and fail to get over it"

Try cocking your leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do what I can with what I was given lol

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"That's the only thread I wish I was a man for the answer:

I'm like a medicine.. hard to swallow but it makes you feel so much better after.

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At it...you know the sex?

Why not come up amd find out

Or invite us down.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I’m pretty good. Still working in my dismount though! I always lose a mark there.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Confident but always room for improvement lol"

Thats a good place to be

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"I’m pretty good. Still working in my dismount though! I always lose a mark there. "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends on sleep, food, and hydration.

If any of these are out of sync I'm half the man....I once was!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not had any complaints. As others have said could do better

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Depends on sleep, food, and hydration.

If any of these are out of sync I'm half the man....I once was!"

you better keep it together then

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"At it...you know the sex?

Why not come up amd find out

Or invite us down."

Thanks for the offer

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By *nglishCharmMan over a year ago

Midlands

Depends on the moment, the animal attraction, unfortunately I'm cursed or maybe blessed with a huge appetite for sex

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Amazing and addictive i've been told

How about you Op?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's the only thread I wish I was a man for the answer:

I'm like a medicine.. hard to swallow but it makes you feel so much better after.

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

Or honey.. more depth of flavour;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm rather good so I'm told

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Not something I’ve ever asked, so I’ll just go by the aftermath, both breathless, smiling and wondering when the next round is starting

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Amazing and addictive i've been told

How about you Op?

Me well, I'm bloody fabulous

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Amazing and addictive i've been told

How about you Op?

Me well, I'm bloody fabulous

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I’m to believe the opinions of those who count and consider the evidence, I’m good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It has been that long I have forgotten

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Amazing and addictive i've been told

How about you Op?

Amazing and addictive....a confident man. Like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ratings gone up significantly since lockdown

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I'd like to think I'm good at bedroom athletics ,,, my veris are happy with our times together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently I was the best in many cases

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There must be some reason everyone I get sexy with falls in love with me?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Before I declare our skills

Do you have a Sexometer?

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

10/10 for effort

Achieving the required results?......errrrmmmmm

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Amazing and addictive i've been told

How about you Op?

Me well, I'm bloody fabulous

Prove it

I hate to back away from a challenge

So I won't... name the time and place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a rabbit mixed with an ox.true story

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Before I declare our skills

Do you have a Sexometer?

D."

You 2 would be way off the charts or sexometer

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By *elloWoman over a year ago

alpha centauri

Haven't killed anyone whilst shagging yet so can't be too bad at it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds so vanilla, but always love making who ever I am with, cum and enjoy themselves...never found anyone I couldn’t do this with so ai guess I am alright

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Shite

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Shite

Me thinks not

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

With someone who I have a connection and chemistry with, where we're on each others wavelength and relaxed and comfortable, anticipating each other perfectly....then *we* are good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shite

Proof please x

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Amazing and addictive i've been told

How about you Op?

Me well, I'm bloody fabulous

Prove it

I hate to back away from a challenge

So I won't... name the time and place

*checks diary and tells covid to fuck off*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do love to lick..so I'm an anteater of vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As good as the person/s I'm in bed with.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Amazing and addictive i've been told

How about you Op?

Me well, I'm bloody fabulous

Prove it

I hate to back away from a challenge

So I won't... name the time and place

*checks diary and tells covid to fuck off*

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very good apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate "

We’d have the worst sex ever.

We’d just lie next to each other dribbling and wondering where the chocolates are!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I’m good. I’m very good.

And when I’m bad I’m even better

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Top marks for stamina and enthusiasm

Excellent communicator

Well prepared and rises to most challenges

Very flexible

Can work well individually and as part of a team

Can lose control at times but always eventually focusus on the task in hand

A good grounding in technical ability but always open to gaining new skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Idk, hope that the wet eye look and big wide smile on her face is a good sign after session

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Nobody likes a boaster..."

Modesty sucks, as I suspect most of the Dingle girls do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I couldn’t possibly say, I’d rather walk the walk than talk the talk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate

We’d have the worst sex ever.

We’d just lie next to each other dribbling and wondering where the chocolates are!"

How about you bring the chocolate, and I'll bring the dribble?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Top marks for stamina and enthusiasm

Excellent communicator

Well prepared and rises to most challenges

Very flexible

Can work well individually and as part of a team

Can lose control at times but always eventually focusus on the task in hand

A good grounding in technical ability but always open to gaining new skills

You just copied and pasted your school netballl assessment didn’t you!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

I've good sex...great sex infact. I've also had crap sex.

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate "

Liar

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Top marks for stamina and enthusiasm

Excellent communicator

Well prepared and rises to most challenges

Very flexible

Can work well individually and as part of a team

Can lose control at times but always eventually focusus on the task in hand

A good grounding in technical ability but always open to gaining new skills

Sold! Err...I mean hired!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've good sex...great sex infact. I've also had crap sex."

What is crap sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im getting better at it, more confident, and I am doing my lady exercises with gusto currently, it will be like breaking through an iron curtain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On my own I'm rubbish, it's a partnership innit, takes two....

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

So sometimes I'm pretty good but you never know

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By *arpePinguisWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Fair to middling. Needs improvement. Any experienced, interesting and flexible partners would be most welcome post-lockdown

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Top marks for stamina and enthusiasm

Excellent communicator

Well prepared and rises to most challenges

Very flexible

Can work well individually and as part of a team

Can lose control at times but always eventually focusus on the task in hand

A good grounding in technical ability but always open to gaining new skills

You just copied and pasted your school netballl assessment didn’t you! "

Rounders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 star on fab advisor

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate "

I can confirm this!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Im getting better at it, more confident, and I am doing my lady exercises with gusto currently, it will be like breaking through an iron curtain

I sometimes get so turned on when I do these

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By *olex99Man over a year ago

Hull

I'm told I'm good but honestly I have no idea. Find out for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not too bad, I've lovely compliments in my veries and love sex so much . I'm always wanting to please and I love learning new things

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"I've good sex...great sex infact. I've also had crap sex.

What is crap sex? "

When I feel like I didn't 'perform' enough..well enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've good sex...great sex infact. I've also had crap sex.

What is crap sex? "
2 shoves and hes done lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im getting better at it, more confident, and I am doing my lady exercises with gusto currently, it will be like breaking through an iron curtain

I sometimes get so turned on when I do these

Be nice to have something to squeeze onto I agree

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"Im getting better at it, more confident, and I am doing my lady exercises with gusto currently, it will be like breaking through an iron curtain

I sometimes get so turned on when I do these

Be nice to have something to squeeze onto I agree

It so would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've forgotten how to do it

I need a teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate

Liar

Maybe a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As good as the person/s I'm in bed with.

Very true. If their shit in bed its impossible to carry them and bring them up to your level. That's what puts me off getting into a relationship, imagine doing all the falling for them bit just to discover there not as naught in bed as you'd hoped for. That's why fab is the place to be.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Not the best but 10/10 for enthusiasm!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As good as the person/s I'm in bed with.

Perfect response

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By *uddly GoblinMan over a year ago

Manchester

No complaints and the ladies I've met come back for more so can't be that bad

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

All I say is guy's come find out for yourself. I never have anyone not want come back for more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm great! I climax every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm brilliant! I can make myself cum in under 2 mins

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Nobody has needed a refund

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Pretty good but I'm out of practice

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’ve had good sex and amazing sex, no complaints and always had a second meet so I can’t be too bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nobody has needed a refund

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if A* is the best, what's past letter Z...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Capable of top grades!!

Just very easily distracted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well if A* is the best, what's past letter Z..."

It goes back to A*. It’s possible to be so bad that it just might work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confident and always aiming to pleasure women..ladies first..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To some I'm probably great, to others I've probably been pretty bad!

I think I'm ok but definitely room for improvement

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By *nnocentimesMan over a year ago

over there by that tree

Could be awesome if he just applied himself or so I’ve been told.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm worth a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our sex is on fire!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently I was the best in many cases

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lol hey did they give you a badge was it blue?

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS over a year ago

leeds

Love the profile name , zappa fan by any chance, “ if yes , do you knoe the song “dynamo hum , dynamo hum , ive got a fifty dollar bill ssays you cant make me cum!”

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS over a year ago

leeds

What about a roaster ?

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

"Nobody has needed a refund

Yes please

You need a refund ??!Have we met ??

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS over a year ago

leeds

Most wont understand anything but metric , but i can fathom it.

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By *man91Man over a year ago

Manchester

Would anyone like to volunteer as participants to help me with some data collection and assess my skills?

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

Blinding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may not be as good as I once was.

But I am as good once, as I ever was!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I've had more than one person want a second go and some even a third so I'm thinking I'm ok

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"I may not be as good as I once was.

But I am as good once, as I ever was!

Trying to get my head round that one haha

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS over a year ago

leeds

Im quite surprised at just how many people have answered this thread in such a similar way to the lady above , and it seems that many folk have never had honest and realistic appraisal of what they do well , or had the opportunity to achieve some fulfillment for themselves, if you genuinely believe your not very good in bed , maybe thats not so much down to you , rather than the person who left with thatbawful impression of yourself , was underperforming and had an unrealistic expectation,of you . but didnt bother to put some effort into giving you confidence , i think being physically attuned to someone is important , but so is sensitivity , and its very easy to lose confidence when someone isnt with you in a moment , we all are capable , of having great sex which is sex but we have to know someone who is able to demonstrate to us what webare capable of, not according to what they want, but what works for us, .A final thought is a quote from an ex , which is , if you always do what youve always done youl,ll always get what you,ve always got. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had more than one person want a second go and some even a third so I'm thinking I'm ok

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lol once is nice but thrice is nicer

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

I'm way to selfish, I'm rather good at taking but terrible at giving x

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We love a bad women

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By *lay 4 uMan over a year ago

bolton

Make a ladies toes curl like Ali barber's shoes lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

women are banging my back doors in to get in I'm sick of it, jeez

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Morning peeps!

Can't answer OP's question cause I'm a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning peeps!

Can't answer OP's question cause I'm a virgin

"
but you'll be kissed for the very first time

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

People tend to want to do it again, so I guess I must be passable at least.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People tend to want to do it again, so I guess I must be passable at least."
thats a great sign

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

Hmmm I would give myself A+ for the passion but I’m probably fluctuating between B&C.

Never disappoints and rarely amazes

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

"Morning peeps!

Can't answer OP's question cause I'm a virgin

but you'll be kissed for the very first time

Are you offering

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I think I’ve forgotten what to do now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning peeps!

Can't answer OP's question cause I'm a virgin

but you'll be kissed for the very first time

Are you offering

"
hey I'm a phenomenal kisser of women

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By *akbearMan over a year ago

Newbury

Needs more practice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only one way to find out and one way to improve on

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By *oroRick1027Man over a year ago

Middlesbrough

No complaints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shows promise, needs more training. C+.

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By *ornLordMan over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Grade 6. Still working on certain parts of my technique and more ambitious repertoire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i follow Mary Berries guide to sexual superiority

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By *xtra4funMan over a year ago

Ashford

Nobody’s got up and left part way through or fallen asleep so I’m taking that as a positive. Never too old to learn new tricks either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m much better at writing about it than doing it. I get more practice writing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Few tricks up my sleeve but always learning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shows promise, needs more training. C+. "

Don't we all?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shows promise, needs more training. C+.

Don't we all?

some more than others maybe

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By *itch74Woman over a year ago

Wolverhampton

With the right person, it's pretty awesome

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Mauchline

"At it...you know the sex?

Very few I’ve played with haven’t asked for a repeat meet......?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I'm terrible, I just lie there lie a corpse, kiss like a wet fish and expect them to bring chocolate "

I bring chocolate as standard, but have on occasions eaten on the way

Have fruit as backup though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never understood the notion of ‘I’ve had no complaints’. I’ve never had any complaints either, but all the people I’ve had sex with were far too polite to tell me I was a shit shag.

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By *utmegsMan over a year ago

Closer than you think

I’m an active and enthusiastic participant, although quality may vary.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

A constant disappointment to my ancestors.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Practise makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the book Bounce, Matthew Syed articulated the theory that it takes 10,000 hours of practice to excel in anything. I’m guessing over my adult life I’ve had about 200 hours of practice......so highly unlikely to ever excel in the field. Wanking? Well I’m well practised in being a wanker.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

I’m sen fucking sational

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Decidedly average. I’m 3rd dan black belt at wanking though.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

Totally rubbish me

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman over a year ago

B38

"In the book Bounce, Matthew Syed articulated the theory that it takes 10,000 hours of practice to excel in anything. I’m guessing over my adult life I’ve had about 200 hours of practice......so highly unlikely to ever excel in the field. Wanking? Well I’m well practised in being a wanker."

You are a gorgeous wanker Doc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can give you the best 8 seconds of your life. Perfect for a naughty snapchat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At it...you know the sex?

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you'll have to find out for yourself

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

There’s room for improvement but I am enthusiastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm good at closing threads

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

I just messaged a lady who I am still in contact with as a result of reading this post and asked her honest opinion - because it doesn’t matter if I think I’m any good - I thought I’d play football for a living... I didn’t!

so here’s what she said ....

Haha... really?

Well ok - you ruined my mattress!! Well you made me ruin my mattress !! But it was your fault!! Xxx So yes - you were very good!!

I’ll take that!!! That’s me smug for the day!!

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