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"Now that has to be the stupidest thing I've heard in literally a million years "Thankyou  | |||
"What's black and smells like red paint ???? Black paint " | |||
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"Now that has to be the stupidest thing I've heard in literally a million years
Thankyou "Always like to make a person smile/laugh | |||
"Tic Tok has the cutest pooch vids ever "My kinda thing  | |||
"Now that has to be the stupidest thing I've heard in literally a million years
Thankyou
Always like to make a person smile/laugh "You're so kind and thoughtful | |||
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"Tic Tok has the cutest pooch vids ever "Also cutest pole dancing. | |||
"Whats 72? 69 with three people watching " Thankyou kind sir | |||
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"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? " I ask myself that every day | |||
"Man walked into a bar .... Ouch" Was he a dwarf ?? | |||
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"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I ask myself that every day "I'll let you know at the weekend  | |||
"Earlier I walked into the bi-fold doors glass thinking they were open , my fault for not paying attention , and yes other half fell about laughing " Haha love that | |||
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"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I ask myself that every day
I'll let you know at the weekend "I cant waitn  | |||
"The word gullible is not in the dictionary" Yes it is Oh ... | |||
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"Try to stop yourself thinking of cute penguins "I have 3 bars at home | |||
"What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches. " Unless you're me | |||
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died !! He pasta-way Xx Hi twat xxx "  | |||
"Scotsman, Irish man and English man walk into a bar. Bartender looks at them and says "Is this a fucking joke?" " Awful so why did I laugh | |||
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"Scotsman, Irish man and English man walk into a bar. Bartender looks at them and says "Is this a fucking joke?" Awful so why did I laugh "Because its so awful | |||
"Perhaps spend the time asking yourself, what's the difference between bored and fab bored?" What's the difference?? | |||
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"A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head, the barman says "where did you get that fucking ugly thing from" The frog replies "don't know ! Found it on my bum" !!! " The worst joke so far , but I prefer the worst ones | |||
"Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop anytime " Did you say something that new pic is so distracting | |||
"Just sold my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust !!! X " Very good. My mates a boat builder, he says since he’s been working from home sales have gone through the roof | |||
"Just sold my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust !!! X " Ok that's the worst one | |||
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"Perhaps spend the time asking yourself, what's the difference between bored and fab bored? What's the difference??" I wish I knew. I just notice some of the forums topics people start | |||
"Just sold my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust !!! X Very good. My mates a boat builder, he says since he’s been working from home sales have gone through the roof " I'm impressed they are getting worse | |||
"Just sold my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust !!! X Ok that's the worst one "There’s a roofer on these forums have you met him ? He loves getting his asphalt. | |||
"Perhaps spend the time asking yourself, what's the difference between bored and fab bored? What's the difference?? I wish I knew. I just notice some of the forums topics people start "Exactly | |||
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"Just sold my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust !!! X Ok that's the worst one
There’s a roofer on these forums have you met him ? He loves getting his asphalt."Anyone got a worse joke than this, good luck | |||
"You know what's remarkable? A whiteboard." that's funny . Unacceptable | |||
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"Just sold my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust !!! X Ok that's the worst one
There’s a roofer on these forums have you met him ? He loves getting his asphalt. Anyone got a worse joke than this, good luck "There’s a horticulturist on these forums who likes anal, do you know her? She’s been caught with peat in her bum a few times | |||
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"A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!""  | |||
"A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"" Hahaha too funny . Also unacceptable | |||
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"Just sold my vacuum cleaner, it was only gathering dust !!! X Ok that's the worst one
There’s a roofer on these forums have you met him ? He loves getting his asphalt. Anyone got a worse joke than this, good luck
There’s a horticulturist on these forums who likes anal, do you know her? She’s been caught with peat in her bum a few times "Yes that's worse well done | |||
"I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."" Keeping this one in the old memory bank | |||
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"I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."" Haha | |||
"A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!" Hahaha too funny . Also unacceptable "Sorry no offence meant | |||
"I can send you a video of my dogs paddling in the Clyde if you want. It is lovely." That kinda stuff is awesome , you know I'm a pooch lover | |||
"A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"" I like this one | |||
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"I can send you a video of my dogs paddling in the Clyde if you want. It is lovely. That kinda stuff is awesome , you know I'm a pooch lover "It got declined. Will send you a pic instead. | |||
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no head or legs? Matt." xx | |||
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