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Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:
1: You fuck a man ass
2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road
As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message?  |
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"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:
1: You fuck a man ass
2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road
As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "
I read the second message, as the guy is staying in the place Reading, on gas works road, in an apartment from Sunday to Thursday x |
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"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:
1: You fuck a man ass
2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road
They will be in Reading in a flat from Sunday until Thursday. Flat in Gas Works Road.
As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "
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I usually send to online women when I am bored : you look like the type of a girl to have a lovely and healthy anus on you. Keep eating fibers.
One woman legitimely thought I had mental illness |
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"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:
1: You fuck a man ass
2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road
As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "
he is telling you where he is in case you are worried about him   |
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By *m3232Man
over a year ago
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"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:
1: You fuck a man ass
2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road
As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "
Lol. There are some clowns around.
Very interesting profile.
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Usually i get a message where the guy describes what he would do to me ,but he says it to my hubby ,if they had read profile they would know its me (wife) who does all chats ,even my hubby would blush at some of the suggestions ,i may be on here but im not up for anything and everything .. |
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This - “Would like to sing my ABCs to you
Il give you an A because your awesome
A B because your beautiful
C because because you confident
And il give you this D because you deserve it”
Or the most common one at the moment is “I know it’s lockdown but what do you think about meeting”   |
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"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:
1: You fuck a man ass
2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road
As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "
Mad that is, when I was a kid we lived not far from there in Cemetery Junction. |
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"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail
I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.
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God those copy paste ones. Bonus points when they're anatomically unrealistic, like, he'll almost drown when I squirt just at the sight of his magnificent cock.
Yeah ok buddy. |
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"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail
I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.
God those copy paste ones. Bonus points when they're anatomically unrealistic, like, he'll almost drown when I squirt just at the sight of his magnificent cock.
Yeah ok buddy."
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"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail
I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.
God those copy paste ones. Bonus points when they're anatomically unrealistic, like, he'll almost drown when I squirt just at the sight of his magnificent cock.
Yeah ok buddy. So no cock pic then "
No. But also, the writing gave me a picture of a tsunami of squirt. I'd die of dehydration.
No penis is that magnificent. |
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"Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first."
Hello, could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them ?
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over a year ago
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"One message said!
" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?
I replied
" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!
Never heard from him again! Wonder why!"
I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x |
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"Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first."
And they say romance is dead eh? |
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"One message said!
" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?
I replied
" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!
Never heard from him again! Wonder why!
I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..." |
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"One message said!
" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?
I replied
" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!
Never heard from him again! Wonder why!
I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..." "
"Japseyes on fire around the ring of ur anus..." |
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"One message said!
" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?
I replied
" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!
Never heard from him again! Wonder why!
I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
"Japseyes on fire around the ring of ur anus...""
Nice |
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"One message said!
" hiya, I love anal sex! Are you interested"?
I replied
" yeah, will have to look for my strapon "!!
Never heard from him again! Wonder why!
I got the opposite, I was asked would I use my strapon on him. Not even a hello. I have no nostalgia for my single female days, haha x Viv x
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
"Japseyes on fire around the ring of ur anus..."
Nice "
One of my all time favourite movies. |
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"Those war and peace efforts that outline what they want to do to you in great detail
I neither have the attention span or inclination to read it.
God those copy paste ones. Bonus points when they're anatomically unrealistic, like, he'll almost drown when I squirt just at the sight of his magnificent cock.
Yeah ok buddy. So no cock pic then
No. But also, the writing gave me a picture of a tsunami of squirt. I'd die of dehydration.
No penis is that magnificent."
Certainly not mine for sure |
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over a year ago
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I had a very graphic one last week or so. He wanted me to watch him do stuff on cam and had 3 options. They were all 3 gross and all involved him shoving food up his arse and then eating it. Made me skip breakfast! |
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"I had a initial message;
Hi
I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.
Message back if you're interested.
My face was literally.....
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so of course you said...”yes, I’ll send my address and leave my door unlocked at all times, so you can sneak in and fulfil your r*pe fantasy” what a delightful piece of work! x Viv x |
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"Mine too  "
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though? |
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"I had a initial message;
Hi
I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.
Message back if you're interested.
My face was literally.....
so of course you said...”yes, I’ll send my address and leave my door unlocked at all times, so you can sneak in and fulfil your r*pe fantasy” what a delightful piece of work! x Viv x"
To me that's sort of like, these fantasies exist but should be brought up much much later... |
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"Mine too
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?
Replicunt?"
I’d watch that!! xx |
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"I had a initial message;
Hi
I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.
Message back if you're interested.
My face was literally.....
so of course you said...”yes, I’ll send my address and leave my door unlocked at all times, so you can sneak in and fulfil your r*pe fantasy” what a delightful piece of work! x Viv x
To me that's sort of like, these fantasies exist but should be brought up much much later..."
Exactly, build up to it, if it’s what you’re into, not just throw it out there in the first message, haha xx |
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"Mine too
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?
Replicunt?"
"Do androids dream of electric sex"? |
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"Mine too
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?
Replicunt?
"Do androids dream of electric sex"?"
Electric cock  |
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"Mine too
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?
Replicunt?
"Do androids dream of electric sex"?
Electric cock "
Ive got it!
"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?" |
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"Meet me in a field near my house"
"That pussy needs feeding"
"please send me your wife's knickers"
Hey at least he was polite about it!
"will you meet behind your husbands back" etc etc
The list is not endless but it is a long one! |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
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"My Mistress told me to approach a beautiful woman and ask her to determine my punishment for speaking out of turn. How many times? And then what size strap-on?"
I went back with: 17 times and 8"
"Oh, are you sure? That's rather a lot. And quite big "
... Enjoy! |
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"I had a initial message;
Hi
I'm going to r*pe you bareback and probably make you cry.
Message back if you're interested.
My face was literally.....
so of course you said...”yes, I’ll send my address and leave my door unlocked at all times, so you can sneak in and fulfil your r*pe fantasy” what a delightful piece of work! x Viv x"
Yup absolutely. For me though a worrying part was that he had heaps of Verifications! |
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"Mine too
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?
Replicunt?
"Do androids dream of electric sex"?
Electric cock
Ive got it!
"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?""
Yes! |
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"Today I feel "special" the first two message which I read was the following:
1: You fuck a man ass
2: Good morning how’s urself I’ll be in reading sun till thurs love to chat stayin in apartment on gas works road
As I am not a native English speaker, so sometimes can miss a few things. But can anyone enlighten me, what is the content of the second message? "
FAF?  |
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"Wednesday.. "Could you stick your panties up your ass and leave them there all day and post them to me so i can spunk on them " not even a fuckin hello first."
It’s nice to see romance is alive and well ,
By the way would a Hello first swung the deal lol ? |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams? "
Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there  |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?
Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there "
It's been 42 yrs! |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Prepare for an influx of impressive messages "
here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?
Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there
It's been 42 yrs! "
My favourite number! Waiting you with my open arms and no bra on boobs |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Prepare for an influx of impressive messages
here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused "
Which would you prefer
Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Prepare for an influx of impressive messages
here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused
Which would you prefer
Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way "
I’m desperate. One complete sentence brightens my day. If they add a dot or an exclamation mark at the end rise me up to the clouds |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?
Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there
It's been 42 yrs!
My favourite number! Waiting you with my open arms and no bra on boobs "
Oh those bazoombas! |
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"Mine too
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?
Replicunt?
"Do androids dream of electric sex"?
Electric cock
Ive got it!
"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?"
Yes!"
Laid-ruuner Rick Dickhard has to track down renegade replicunts and deactivate them by making them have massive quivering orgasms...
Ive got far too much time on my hands at the minute! |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?
Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there
It's been 42 yrs!
My favourite number! Waiting you with my open arms and no bra on boobs
Oh those bazoombas! "
Don’t you love them?  |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Can I follow you, cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?
Dreams takes a while to come true. Follow your heart and you’ll find me there
It's been 42 yrs!
My favourite number! Waiting you with my open arms and no bra on boobs
Oh those bazoombas!
Don’t you love them? "
I am IN love with them!  |
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"Mine too
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?
Replicunt?
"Do androids dream of electric sex"?
Electric cock
Ive got it!
"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?"
Yes!
Laid-ruuner Rick Dickhard has to track down renegade replicunts and deactivate them by making them have massive quivering orgasms...
Ive got far too much time on my hands at the minute! "
Squirt everywhere. Bad for the electronics |
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"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?" "
Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box? |
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What makes me laugh is...could you image anyone approaching you in everyday life and the first thing they say is any of the above. I've had my fair share of these messages. |
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"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"
Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box? "
Would you like to be blocked?  |
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"Mine too
I reckon a porno version of Blade Runner needs to be done. I mean the basic premise of the film is sex dolls on the rampage innit. What could it be called though?
Replicunt?
"Do androids dream of electric sex"?
Electric cock
Ive got it!
"Laid Runner-do androids dream of electric cock?"
Yes!
Laid-ruuner Rick Dickhard has to track down renegade replicunts and deactivate them by making them have massive quivering orgasms...
Ive got far too much time on my hands at the minute!
Squirt everywhere. Bad for the electronics "
Hey, I like your train of thought! |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Prepare for an influx of impressive messages
here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused
Which would you prefer
Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way
I’m desperate. One complete sentence brightens my day. If they add a dot or an exclamation mark at the end rise me up to the clouds "
Desperate! Desperate you say.
What happens when one provides you with a paragraph? If a sentence brightens your day. Have you started rising to the clouds yet? Haha. |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Prepare for an influx of impressive messages
here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused
Which would you prefer
Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way
I’m desperate. One complete sentence brightens my day. If they add a dot or an exclamation mark at the end rise me up to the clouds
Desperate! Desperate you say.
What happens when one provides you with a paragraph? If a sentence brightens your day. Have you started rising to the clouds yet? Haha. "
A paragraph???? oh boy, we all know what would do to my fanny flutters |
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"What makes me laugh is...could you image anyone approaching you in everyday life and the first thing they say is any of the above. I've had my fair share of these messages. "
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"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"
Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box?
Would you like to be blocked? "
You would never do that to me, would you? |
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"I don’t receive sentences. Longest so far is; hey hun, how’s you? x
Prepare for an influx of impressive messages
here or in my inbox? Don’t think shortcut people read forums. Includes way too long sentences. Make them confused
Which would you prefer
Those lurkers who are looking to impress may send a special message your way
I’m desperate. One complete sentence brightens my day. If they add a dot or an exclamation mark at the end rise me up to the clouds
Desperate! Desperate you say.
What happens when one provides you with a paragraph? If a sentence brightens your day. Have you started rising to the clouds yet? Haha.
A paragraph???? oh boy, we all know what would do to my fanny flutters "
I see you got excited with the ???????
Everybody loves a fanny flutter |
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"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"
Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box?
Would you like to be blocked?
You would never do that to me, would you? "
No. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to look at me anymore |
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"If it's not a cock picture in my inbox, then I usually get "Are you on Snapchat?" or "Do you have Kik?"
Would you like my cock pic in your inbox or any of your box?
Would you like to be blocked?
You would never do that to me, would you?
No. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to look at me anymore "
How does that make you feel? |
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"Am getting pretty pissed off with guys asking how we are coping during lockdown
Jo x "
Same here. And they get surprised when I reply that I still work full time |
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"Am getting pretty pissed off with guys asking how we are coping during lockdown
Jo x
Same here. And they get surprised when I reply that I still work full time "
Wow! That bazoombas are perfect. I would love to get my hands on them, even if I were a lesbian! |
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"Am getting pretty pissed off with guys asking how we are coping during lockdown
Jo x
Same here. And they get surprised when I reply that I still work full time "
I would love to 'lockdown' with you! |
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I’ve had some absolutely cracking ones today. They range from so sweet they might give me diabetes just from reading them, to really really creepy, to needless aggressive it keeps things interesting though! |
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I dont get a lot of messages at all, so my heart jumped with joy the other day when I seen a little yellow box informing me of a new message, the joy didnt last long though as it was from someone asking me if i would like to sniff some used Male boxer shorts  I have nothing against other people's sexual pleasures but this just deflated my excitement instantly |
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"I dont get a lot of messages at all, so my heart jumped with joy the other day when I seen a little yellow box informing me of a new message, the joy didnt last long though as it was from someone asking me if i would like to sniff some used Male boxer shorts I have nothing against other people's sexual pleasures but this just deflated my excitement instantly "
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