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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey guys, i was looking for some advice on what to say when messaging someone on here for the first time, like what have you guys found to be the most effective. Any advice on my profile would also be greatly appreciated.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read their profile, say something relatable to it, flatter them on their pictures.
Then if they reject you follow up with how they’re ugly and you wouldn’t want to be seen with the fat bitch anyway!
(*actually don’t do that last bit, although many do for some inexplicable reason!  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll make you squirt like Niagara falls
The only squirting you make is into a sock(oh sorry, wrong thread...)"
My socks are less crusty that than toy of ours  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t ask me. I just got a message saying “Hi” our of the blue from a lovely looking lady and when I replied saying”Hi” back, I got blocked. Maybe it was the tone of my voice
Go figure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t ask me. I just got a message saying “Hi” our of the blue from a lovely looking lady and when I replied saying”Hi” back, I got blocked. Maybe it was the tone of my voice
Go figure. "
A similar thing happened to me. I read her bio and send her a message about her opening bio and something about me and all I go back was “hi” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Fab User
I have taken the time to read your profile and I can see that we are a match.
I would be interested in taken you out for dinner, and/or up the arse.
Looking forward to hearing from you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love is a sensation, caused by temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location, in a girl's destination, to increase the population, for the next generation. Did you get my explanation or would you like a demonstration?
That might work.  |
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done 
Depends on the flavour 
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy "
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it. |
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"Replace sex with the word "fun"
Here for fun
Lets have fun
What kind of fun do you want
You know what isn't fun...
Reading a grown adult, not able to use the word sex"
The answer to every one of thoughs is Fun.
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it. "
Biscoff or white chocolate  |
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"Hey big tits
For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time..
It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x
Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so?
Try it and see "
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate "
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Hey big tits
For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time..
It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x
Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so?
Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
"
Ohh you tried really hard  can we get married |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too? "
I do you should try them for sure id love someone to make me something |
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"Hey big tits
For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time..
It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x
Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so?
Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married "
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya.... |
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too?
I do you should try them for sure id love someone to make me something "
If me making you a Cheesecake makes you smile?
Just give me your order.
It would be my pleasure to make something just for you....  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Hey big tits
For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time..
It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x
Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so?
Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya.... "
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too?
I do you should try them for sure id love someone to make me something
If me making you a Cheesecake makes you smile?
Just give me your order.
It would be my pleasure to make something just for you.... "
Surprise me il even let you blind fold and feed me |
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"Hey big tits
For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time..
It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x
Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so?
Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya....
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements "
Lol that's OK. I'll get the strips. If I do snore. |
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"Just say you have Cheesecake!! Done
Depends on the flavour
It's C H E E S E C A K E.
Does it matter what flavour it is?
Like it's CHEESECAKE
It matters I’m fussy
But its Cheese and cake together.
Of what's your fav flavour then?
I might just make it.
Biscoff or white chocolate
Nice.. I see you like it creamy mmmmm
On well going to see how to make it. Maybe you want some too?
I do you should try them for sure id love someone to make me something
If me making you a Cheesecake makes you smile?
Just give me your order.
It would be my pleasure to make something just for you....
Surprise me il even let you blind fold and feed me "
Is there any other way other than to blindfold you and feed you the Cheesecake? I will take my time and let you savour every bit. |
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"Hey big tits
For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time..
It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x
Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so?
Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya....
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements "
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just delete messages that say 'hey' or 'how are you?' as I get too many. The ones who've read my profile and made an effort to connect with me are the ones I reply to, perhaps by referencing something I've said or at least by acknowledging that I have a type, and I've tried to save guys time by being clear about what that type is. Don't take it personally though, girls get a lot of mail and simply don't have time to respond to everything x |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Hey big tits
For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time..
It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x
Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so?
Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya....
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep... "
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched? |
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"Hey big tits
For you thats very true. But your smile gets me every time..
It is but it will get you nowhere. Thank you x
Aahh I'm dying. Say it ant so?
Try it and see
Hello.... What an amazing smile you have.. It could brighten any day for any one.
Hope that smile never goes from your lips. For as long as the sun gives us light and warmth may you smile
You melt my heart with that smile.
You put a smile on my face and one in my heart with your smile.
Ohh you tried really hard can we get married
Lol
Honestly I just said what came to. My heart.
Married? Hmm if I get to see your smile. And spend the rest of my time in this earth and beyond insuring that smile never leaves you lips. Ya....
Ok your melting me a little then can you send me a vid of you sleeping so I know you don’t snore before I make the arrangements
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?"
Lol so it's not creepy for me to send you videos of me seeping?
If we are to get married does it matter if I watch you or you watch me.? |
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Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?"
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
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Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about? "
I merely asked if you like to be watched |
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Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched "
Sorry though you said it was creepy.
If I am going to be watched I would rather it be by you..
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Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched "
I only offered for you to watch me. In hopes you felt sleepy and would join me.
We could sleep in each others arms.
Pls you will be the first person I see when I wake up.
As that so bad? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
Sorry though you said it was creepy.
If I am going to be watched I would rather it be by you..
"
I didn’t just mean sleeping  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
I only offered for you to watch me. In hopes you felt sleepy and would join me.
We could sleep in each others arms.
Pls you will be the first person I see when I wake up.
As that so bad? "
No not bad at all I’m always up for cuddles  |
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"
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
Sorry though you said it was creepy.
If I am going to be watched I would rather it be by you..
I didn’t just mean sleeping "
For you always.. Let me put a show on for ya. |
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Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
I only offered for you to watch me. In hopes you felt sleepy and would join me.
We could sleep in each others arms.
Pls you will be the first person I see when I wake up.
As that so bad?
No not bad at all I’m always up for cuddles "
See not a bad plan was it?
who does not love a cuddle. Kiss.
And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits?
Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake? |
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Definitely an unrequested cock pic, make it around 6 or 7 preferably over a dirty toilet!
Or
treat this place like a bar and politely introduce yourself as you would in public, nice face pic - tailored message etc, you won’t get many replies initially but over time it comes good. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"
Can you just come and watch me sleep and see for yourself? Its a little hard to record yourself and sleep...
Sounds a little creep do you like being watched?
Is that all you are worried about. That incae I snore?
Any other things you worry about?
I merely asked if you like to be watched
I only offered for you to watch me. In hopes you felt sleepy and would join me.
We could sleep in each others arms.
Pls you will be the first person I see when I wake up.
As that so bad?
No not bad at all I’m always up for cuddles
See not a bad plan was it?
who does not love a cuddle. Kiss.
And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits?
Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake? "
I don’t like tea or coffee |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Free now? usually works
Why can't you accommodate, OP?
Lives with his parents
Let him answer that "
It's no one else's business apart from his and the person he is meeting. Why should he have to publicly justify it? Why don't some people travel either? Or go to clubs or meet privately? |
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See not a bad plan was it?
who does not love a cuddle. Kiss.
And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits?
Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake?
I don’t like tea or coffee "
O I see. ok no tea or coffee then.
What do you like in the morning.? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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See not a bad plan was it?
who does not love a cuddle. Kiss.
And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits?
Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake?
I don’t like tea or coffee
O I see. ok no tea or coffee then.
What do you like in the morning.? "
Now that would be telling |
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See not a bad plan was it?
who does not love a cuddle. Kiss.
And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits?
Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake?
I don’t like tea or coffee
O I see. ok no tea or coffee then.
What do you like in the morning.?
Now that would be telling "
If you don't tell me.? Who you going to tell?
How about a kiss? First kiss if the day to the last kiss at night. Your lips are the only lips I want to kiss?
Or would you perfer something a bit more South in the morning? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"
See not a bad plan was it?
who does not love a cuddle. Kiss.
And in the morning would you like tea or coffee? With maybe custard cream biscuits?
Or would you like me to feed you Cheesecake?
I don’t like tea or coffee
O I see. ok no tea or coffee then.
What do you like in the morning.?
Now that would be telling
If you don't tell me.? Who you going to tell?
How about a kiss? First kiss if the day to the last kiss at night. Your lips are the only lips I want to kiss?
Or would you perfer something a bit more South in the morning? "
How about a smile to begin with |
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Or would you perfer something a bit more South in the morning?
How about a smile to begin with "
After a smile a kiss then breakfast?
What would you like?
Crunchy nut or Co Co pops?
Nutella on toast.
And say we cuddle up and watch Frozes? Or Wall E?
And if you are good I will make some white chocolate Cheesecake and yes I will feed it to you..
??
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