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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mostly ones that are said/written wrong.
'One foul swoop' instead of 'fell swoop' for example.
'Same difference' - no, it's not the same difference it's the same thing, the while purpose of that expression is to point out that there *isn't* a difference.
Aaaaaand breathe.
Mr
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys, milf and probably many more.
What would you like me to call you?
Flik"
They say kissing is language of love, so would you mind having a conversation with me? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my days
Lush
Milf/him/babe etc ..."
That is everything I call you. You never told me that you don't like me calling those names. What is wrong with communication nowadays with the ladies? ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys, milf and probably many more.
What would you like me to call you?
Flik
They say kissing is language of love, so would you mind having a conversation with me? "
I've just tasted a little sick ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my days
Lush
Milf/him/babe etc ...
That is everything I call you. You never told me that you don't like me calling those names. What is wrong with communication nowadays with the ladies? "
I think possibly the issue with our communication is, that we've never spoken ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my days
Lush
Milf/him/babe etc ...
That is everything I call you. You never told me that you don't like me calling those names. What is wrong with communication nowadays with the ladies?
I think possibly the issue with our communication is, that we've never spoken "
Don't you think it is about time? ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Referring to pets as furbabies.
Any text speak.
‘Luv’ what’s the point, just speak it correctly, it’s one extra letter and makes you look less of a twat.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I "brought" this from the shop the other day..
My mate brought an new motorbike..
Brought means to bring to relocate.
Bought means to buy..
Pacifically??? WTF is that...???
And.. when did I become the "Dad" to a cat, dog, horse, other animal..
My pet hates!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my days
Lush
Milf/him/babe etc ...
That is everything I call you. You never told me that you don't like me calling those names. What is wrong with communication nowadays with the ladies?
I think possibly the issue with our communication is, that we've never spoken
Don't you think it is about time? "
That was actually quite impressive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Referring to pets as furbabies.
Any text speak.
‘Luv’ what’s the point, just speak it correctly, it’s one extra letter and makes you look less of a twat.
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The irony
Obviously that was supposed to say ‘spell’ ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"Referring to pets as furbabies.
Any text speak.
‘Luv’ what’s the point, just speak it correctly, it’s one extra letter and makes you look less of a twat.
The irony
Obviously that was supposed to say ‘spell’ "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fabicide - a pointless term used to suggest you should delete your profile.
In reality it’s probably 3 forum members who you’d never meet anyway got offended. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Decimate - does not mean to completely destroy, it means to reduce by 10%
Aloud - to speak out NOT to be allowed
Both grip my tits, thank you and goodnight
Jay |
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"Not sure if this posted, but double negatives grind my gears, as in.
I didn't do nothing.
They cancel each other out, so that means you did something! "
A teacher was explaining to a class how a double negative meant a positive but it didn't work the other way round, i.e. a double positive didn't make a negative.
A voice from the back said "Yeah, right"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Axe’
When used incorrectly about posing a question.
“Let me axe you this”
Bloody idiots, the word is ‘ask’.!
Boils my piss..!"
Calm down just take a deep breath and axe yourself is it worth getting g upset over ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"‘Axe’
When used incorrectly about posing a question.
“Let me axe you this”
Bloody idiots, the word is ‘ask’.!
Boils my piss..!
Calm down just take a deep breath and axe yourself is it worth getting g upset over "
GRRRR..! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Axe’
When used incorrectly about posing a question.
“Let me axe you this”
Bloody idiots, the word is ‘ask’.!
Boils my piss..!
Calm down just take a deep breath and axe yourself is it worth getting g upset over
GRRRR..!" hahahaha ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure if this posted, but double negatives grind my gears, as in.
I didn't do nothing.
They cancel each other out, so that means you did something!
A teacher was explaining to a class how a double negative meant a positive but it didn't work the other way round, i.e. a double positive didn't make a negative.
A voice from the back said "Yeah, right"
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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Covidiots; I'm sick of all the virtue signalling and judgemental crap at the moment.
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Makes My Blood Boil; I just get a mental picture of someone reading the paper or watching the news whilst turning an extremely bright shade of red from the neck up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Milf, this porn term is so widely wrong used, many just say it without knowing what it means, you cant say she looks like a milf with knowing if she have a kid or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... you cant say she looks like a milf with knowing if she have a kid or not."
Oh dear, now you've opened a whole sack of worms. that's possibly "issumist" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People feel like they can justify 20 people bbq parties and kids playing in the pool “as long as they were sensible”.crazy. "
Guess you never got an invite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No
Stop it or I’ll call the police
You’re not putting that up there
Are you sure this is legal
OK but only 1/2 of it
And the one that gets up my nose: I’ve never done this before - yeah right! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabicide - a pointless term used to suggest you should delete your profile.
In reality it’s probably 3 forum members who you’d never meet anyway got offended. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol gets me sometimes because it gets used in so many none laugh out loud moments.
Lots of hilarious emojis like this I mean somtimes it's just a simple question and the reply will go like this..
Yeah I had my car washed today loooool!!!
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