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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most certainly will.
Sad times
Yep.
Get yourself a watermelon.
If you think it would be easier - print off the face of someone you fancy and stick it on with wallpaper paste.
A"
yes Aldi do very sustainable melons  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Most certainly will.
Sad times
Yep.
Get yourself a watermelon.
If you think it would be easier - print off the face of someone you fancy and stick it on with wallpaper paste.
Ayes Aldi do very sustainable melons "
And when you get bored of one....just recycle it and get a new one.
Environmentally sound, lockdown friendly......and if you really want to make best use of it you can always chop out the non-squished bits and eat them.
Plus watermelons never get jealous.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most certainly will.
Sad times
Yep.
Get yourself a watermelon.
If you think it would be easier - print off the face of someone you fancy and stick it on with wallpaper paste.
Ayes Aldi do very sustainable melons
And when you get bored of one....just recycle it and get a new one.
Environmentally sound, lockdown friendly......and if you really want to make best use of it you can always chop out the non-squished bits and eat them.
Plus watermelons never get jealous.
A"
true the old green eye monster doesn't appear here or does it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Order some super glue just in case reall not gripfill?
What about no more nails? "
oh yes prefer that jeez I'm seeing galvanised nails now i may not be able to sleep |
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"will my willy fall off?  We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory.  "
Could you look at this rash for me? |
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"will my willy fall off? We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory.
Could you look at this rash for me? Thanks for the photo of the rash you just sent. That rash looks more like friction burns. It's orange in colour, have you been eating Cheesy Wotsits?  "
Lol, I may well have
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"will my willy fall off? We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory. "
really fawlty towers........ 2 doctors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will my willy fall off?
Thinking of donating it to the penis museum in Iceland?really but surely they fall off there because of frost bite "
Only if you stick it in the snowman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"will my willy fall off?
Thinking of donating it to the penis museum in Iceland?really but surely they fall off there because of frost bite
Only if you stick it in the snowman "
really people do that......." Hi Santa what you think of this?" and santa says "you may regret doing that" |
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