"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.
Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?"
I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner. |
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"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.
Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?
I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner. "
I have wax on, wax off in my head  |
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"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.
Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?
I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.
I have wax on, wax off in my head "
I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.  |
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"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.
Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?
I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.
I have wax on, wax off in my head
I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing. "
Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably  |
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"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.
Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?
I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.
I have wax on, wax off in my head
I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.
Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably "
Haha I was envisaging a different lockdown beard.  |
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over a year ago
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I did a sensual massage course a while ago. Mostly because I love massage but also because I thought I’d would be another tool to add to my box of seduction.
Was so excited to put it into practice with a fellow fabber who I had been chatting to for a while. She spoke a lot about enjoying everything sensual.
The time came and I thought I would surprise her with low lighting, warm sensual lavender oil and very sexy music. I was more excited than I am at Christmas.
Anyway turns out her worst nightmare is being massaged  
Probably should have asked   |
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over a year ago
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I've been told I do amazing massages .... but then it's my job so I should ruddy hope so!
Having said that they've got me doing admin at the moment so I might be a bit rusty when it comes to massaging folk again
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"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.
Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?
I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.
I have wax on, wax off in my head
I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.
Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably
Haha I was envisaging a different lockdown beard. "
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"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.
Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?
I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.
I have wax on, wax off in my head
I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.
Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably
Haha I was envisaging a different lockdown beard.
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I also provide a topiary service. |
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"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.
Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?
I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.
I have wax on, wax off in my head
I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.
Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably
Haha I was envisaging a different lockdown beard.
I also provide a topiary service. "
I had to google this...you may indeed need a hacker  |
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over a year ago
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I like giving them. But now I could do with a good massage because my back feels terrible at the moment.
On rare occasions I have a back massage.. But the last time I came across one, I paid for a 30 minute massage and she barely touched my back then after 5mims she was asking me for money for extras.
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