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over a year ago
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"What even is it?
It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube.  "
You stick a tin of beans up your arse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What even is it?
It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube.
You stick a tin of beans up your arse?
Of course. Doesn't everyone?
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Depends doesn't it. All at once still in the tin or one at a time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just excavated a Panzer Tank from mine....
I hope the big gun thing wasn't too tricky..  "
So its a bit like a cross between ready, steady cook and Timeteam is that what you're saying? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"What even is it?
It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube.
You stick a tin of beans up your arse?
Of course. Doesn't everyone?
Depends doesn't it. All at once still in the tin or one at a time?"
I suppose it depends if it's a kinky or slow rummaging session. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does it hurt?
Apologies beforehand if I made you wince or pucker.
just a little
You'll be wincing later 
Only in sympathy
Watch it "
What am I watching? Oh, you, land on your arse!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a flash of;
"Love? Have ya seen me slippers?"
- "no love, have a rummage in my ass, that might be where ya left 'em"
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Said with a Yorkshire accent of course... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a flash of;
"Love? Have ya seen me slippers?"
- "no love, have a rummage in my ass, that might be where ya left 'em"
Said with a Yorkshire accent of course... "
Aye up, oh arr |
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