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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cillit Bang or Mr Muscle? Which should I use?

Any volunteers?

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Tippex

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eggshell ( oil base paint)

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

First, domestos

Second, nail varnish remover

Third and final, white masonry paint, gloss or Matt

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tippex

A"

That sounds perfect and even omits the pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I prefer to say "changing my ringtone"

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm sure your anus is beautiful as it is.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Eggshell ( oil base paint) "

A brilliant idea - I’ll get my colour chart out....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"First, domestos

Second, nail varnish remover

Third and final, white masonry paint, gloss or Matt "

After the first two, will I still have a bum hole left to paint?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I prefer to say "changing my ringtone" "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slap a bit of veet on!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just smear mayonnaise over it. Perfect to dip your chips into

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke


"First, domestos

Second, nail varnish remover

Third and final, white masonry paint, gloss or Matt

After the first two, will I still have a bum hole left to paint? "

Awe, yes forgot to mention, use savalon for a cpl of days, resisting the challenge of using yr bum ole (don’t want to mess all the hard work and discomfort) then apply the paint

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Toilet Duck. The shape of the bottle can only be for one purpose

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm sure your anus is beautiful as it is."

My anus swoons and thanks you for your flattery m’lady

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Slap a bit of veet on! "

I’ll definitely need some hair removal down there after this lockdown; I swear, it feels like I’m growing a tail back there.....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I just smear mayonnaise over it. Perfect to dip your chips into"

I may have to try this; I love Tabasco sauce with chips..... ‘Arrgghhhh!!’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"First, domestos

Second, nail varnish remover

Third and final, white masonry paint, gloss or Matt

After the first two, will I still have a bum hole left to paint?

Awe, yes forgot to mention, use savalon for a cpl of days, resisting the challenge of using yr bum ole (don’t want to mess all the hard work and discomfort) then apply the paint "

That sounds like a good idea

Actually, talking of Savalon, do you remember it used to come in those little tin containers?

Damn though! - The lids were so sharp that a cut was inevitable whenever one attempted to open it, thus if one didn’t need the soothing lotion applied before, it certainly did afterwards

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Cilic bang and you’re nuts have gone

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Toilet Duck. The shape of the bottle can only be for one purpose "

You’re quite right; I have often pondered the true reason for that design.....surely it implies to be inserted into a tight hole?

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By *hropsGuy69Man  over a year ago

telford

Ha ha ha wtf!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cilic bang and you’re nuts have gone"

It’s some powerful stuff for sure; I inadvertently sprayed some on my hand earlier Sadly I couldn’t find a traditional pirate’s hook to replace my resulting stump but have nonetheless instead attached a whisk which does look rather fetching (and is quite useful in fact)

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby


"Slap a bit of veet on! "

I regularly do and it doesnt bleach mine

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"I prefer to say "changing my ringtone" "

Now that’s comedy gold

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Ha ha ha wtf!"

I’m busy thinking of new business ideas for when this lockdown ends. Hmmm....this particular idea may not be entirely my best thought through however....

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Nitromors

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner

I went for Farrow and Ball’s ‘annus horribilis’. I understand it’s the Queen’s favourite.

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke


"First, domestos

Second, nail varnish remover

Third and final, white masonry paint, gloss or Matt

After the first two, will I still have a bum hole left to paint?

Awe, yes forgot to mention, use savalon for a cpl of days, resisting the challenge of using yr bum ole (don’t want to mess all the hard work and discomfort) then apply the paint

That sounds like a good idea

Actually, talking of Savalon, do you remember it used to come in those little tin containers?

Damn though! - The lids were so sharp that a cut was inevitable whenever one attempted to open it, thus if one didn’t need the soothing lotion applied before, it certainly did afterwards "

I can’t but the logic has made laugh

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Careful some fucking idiot will actually think that these suggestions are for real and burn their ring piece off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont bleach.

I use my angle grinder to take a layer off. Love the way sparks fly.

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