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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here? "
Like you they miles away...or the old chesnut "you're not my type" or if upper age limit 50.... |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here? "
How will your neighbours guess it’s you from your pics ? Or are you often seen round the neighbourhood with your baps out |
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here? "
I get disappointed when i see a well written profile with great pics but the guy is either too short or too young. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When a really hot couple that we seem to match with messages a one liner and it includes poor grammar as well "what you up too"
Double the disappointment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Realising how many don't actually read the profile and send copy paste messages across all genders. I've put a secret word in my profile, now most messages are coming in with that secret word in the title |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t see the point of profiles with no pics or no information.we need to do some work on ours but ones with no pics are a dislike of ours"
Yeah and they're usually the ones who mail and ask if you're interested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t see the point of profiles with no pics or no information.we need to do some work on ours but ones with no pics are a dislike of ours
Yeah and they're usually the ones who mail and ask if you're interested "
Yes we get that a lot would love to meet next time we in scotland |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
How will your neighbours guess it’s you from your pics ? Or are you often seen round the neighbourhood with your baps out "
I don't want them to recognise me! I just want to find that hottie from upstairs is a depraved man beast so I can seduce him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
I get disappointed when i see a well written profile with great pics but the guy is either too short or too young."
Aahh give them a chance! You never know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My next door neighbour is very enjoyable to perv on when hes fixing his car outside.
Very disappointing to not be able to oggle him on here!"
Mine walks his dog in our communal garden, it's so hard not to lick the window as he passes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When a really hot couple that we seem to match with messages a one liner and it includes poor grammar as well "what you up too"
Double the disappointment "
I hate that |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
How will your neighbours guess it’s you from your pics ? Or are you often seen round the neighbourhood with your baps out
I don't want them to recognise me! I just want to find that hottie from upstairs is a depraved man beast so I can seduce him. "
I was just point out that having pictures doesn’t mean your more or less recognisable (dependant on the pic of course). . Anyways do it old school write him a letter and post it through is letterbox |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
How will your neighbours guess it’s you from your pics ? Or are you often seen round the neighbourhood with your baps out
I don't want them to recognise me! I just want to find that hottie from upstairs is a depraved man beast so I can seduce him.
I was just point out that having pictures doesn’t mean your more or less recognisable (dependant on the pic of course). . Anyways do it old school write him a letter and post it through is letterbox "
Oh and don’t forget to include face pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Realising how many don't actually read the profile and send copy paste messages across all genders. I've put a secret word in my profile, now most messages are coming in with that secret word in the title "
I love the copy and paste ones where they don't even change the details to suit you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There’s no vending machines in here. Nor a toilet. Nor any toilet paper for that matter....."
You can shit in the mop bucket but you're cleaning it out after! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I cant kiss your boobs
I can't photograph this guy kissing your boobs "
I could send you a boob pic and he could send you a pout and you could merge them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here? "
I would love to find my neighbour on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was just point out that having pictures doesn’t mean your more or less recognisable (dependant on the pic of course). . Anyways do it old school write him a letter and post it through is letterbox
Oh and don’t forget to include face pics "
Pffft, amateur. I'm going to do it fab style and flash my boobs at the window whilst wearing a balaclava. If he shows me his cock then we're on! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
I would love to find my neighbour on here "
Is your neighbour hot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant kiss your boobs
I can't photograph this guy kissing your boobs
I could send you a boob pic and he could send you a pout and you could merge them? "
In the current climate, this works fine for me. Thanks in advance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
I would love to find my neighbour on here
Is your neighbour hot? "
I didnt really think of that haha. I will re word it....i would love to have a hot neighbour on here hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I cant kiss your boobs
I can't photograph this guy kissing your boobs
I could send you a boob pic and he could send you a pout and you could merge them?
In the current climate, this works fine for me. Thanks in advance."
Shall I do a bit of side boob? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
I would love to find my neighbour on here
Is your neighbour hot?
I didnt really think of that haha. I will re word it....i would love to have a hot neighbour on here hahaha "
wee Betty from next door is so disappointed now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cant kiss your boobs
I can't photograph this guy kissing your boobs
I could send you a boob pic and he could send you a pout and you could merge them?
In the current climate, this works fine for me. Thanks in advance.
Shall I do a bit of side boob? "
It would make the Photoshop job a bit easier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of local, suitable hotties.
Always seem to be miles away.
Always! And now we can't even travel nevermind get within 2 metres of them! "
Yeah I suppose, if I found a local hottie now, I would be even more fraustrated, being so near and yet so far!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here? "
You do Rubi. You disappoint me. You've come back, we've reconnected and you've not sent one pic of your open gash covered in spunk
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realising how many don't actually read the profile and send copy paste messages across all genders. I've put a secret word in my profile, now most messages are coming in with that secret word in the title
I love the copy and paste ones where they don't even change the details to suit you "
That's ok, they put the secret word in to tell me to block them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lack of local, suitable hotties.
Always seem to be miles away.
Always! And now we can't even travel nevermind get within 2 metres of them!
Yeah I suppose, if I found a local hottie now, I would be even more fraustrated, being so near and yet so far!!"
Lose the towel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here? "
Me, mainly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
You do Rubi. You disappoint me. You've come back, we've reconnected and you've not sent one pic of your open gash covered in spunk
Fuzz"
I can't get any spunk in lockdown!! How about jam? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
You do Rubi. You disappoint me. You've come back, we've reconnected and you've not sent one pic of your open gash covered in spunk
Fuzz
I can't get any spunk in lockdown!! How about jam? "
Actually no jam, I just realised that's not a good look |
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
You do Rubi. You disappoint me. You've come back, we've reconnected and you've not sent one pic of your open gash covered in spunk
Fuzz
I can't get any spunk in lockdown!! How about jam?
Actually no jam, I just realised that's not a good look "
Use your imagination, or has Boris locked that down too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m disappointed I can’t get close to a nice pair of boobs to snuggle up to ! D’s nipples are hairy so it’s just not the same as a soft warm pit of boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I get contacted by those who don't read my profile, or those who read it and still contact me even though they're not my type.
Sorry about that. "
Don't do it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
You do Rubi. You disappoint me. You've come back, we've reconnected and you've not sent one pic of your open gash covered in spunk
Fuzz
I can't get any spunk in lockdown!! How about jam? "
I'll send some of my man jam in the post
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look at who's near and the ones close by all have no pics so you can't guess if they're your neighbours.
What else disappoints you around here?
You do Rubi. You disappoint me. You've come back, we've reconnected and you've not sent one pic of your open gash covered in spunk
Fuzz
I can't get any spunk in lockdown!! How about jam?
Actually no jam, I just realised that's not a good look "
I was going to say that'll look a bit menstrual...
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'll send some of my man jam in the post
Fuzz
It'll have conjealed by the time it gets here
I'll freeze it and send it in a cool bag
Fuzz"
Aawww you're so clever, you think of everything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll send some of my man jam in the post
Fuzz
It'll have conjealed by the time it gets here
I'll freeze it and send it in a cool bag
Fuzz
Aawww you're so clever, you think of everything! "
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had to remove the filters from my profile so I can see who’s looking at me on ‘looked at me’.
Found my neighbours looking at my profile almost everyday. Thank god I don’t have my face pics up - or they’ll be in for a surprise about their angelic neighbour.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where did Rubi go?
Her profile is still there
She's coming up as suspended/blocked when I try to look, is that what other people are seeing?"
Nah
You been blocked pal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where did Rubi go?
Her profile is still there
She's coming up as suspended/blocked when I try to look, is that what other people are seeing?
Yes "
Same here.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where did Rubi go?
Her profile is still there
She's coming up as suspended/blocked when I try to look, is that what other people are seeing?
Same."
Same here.
I'm guessing she's thinking about what she's done on the naughty step....
Fuzz |
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