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What do you find funniest about Fab?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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I think it's hilarious when the wife messages you with "my husband is mad to fuck you".
I dunno, it just cracks me up, the dynamic of the wife propositioning you on the husbands behalf. |
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By *og-ManMan 29 weeks ago
somewhere |
"Profile names, I wonder where their head was at when they chose them.
Status updates, some actually make me laugh out loud."
Couple in Northern Ireland on my hotlist for their updates along ...funny as hell and sexy as fuck in fairness  |
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I posted on the wrong thread which gave me a giggle.
I genuinely like the wit some people show.
But in the bitter cynical nature of the forum I'll say the people who claim no drama or to have no interest on others drama thay could give you a full run down on the fab tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"Fellas and its usually fellas who think their Ricky Gervais with their edgy sense of humour and their slagging everyone else in the forums.
Just knobs really "
Pesty drains. |
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When attached men messsge you expecting you to meet them right that Devi d and without them sending any photos
They forget that their Dick is attached to someone and I wanna see who I’m letting into my hotel room |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"That men think their dicks are photogenic from any angle "
When you think about it from an alien point of view there's nothing photogenic about the human reproductive organs, disgusting apparatuses really when you think about it  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"That men think their dicks are photogenic from any angle
And also that 10 different photos will increase someone's desire for it. "
The ones comparing with the remote control are my favourite, I love when they send them with the fire stick remote, lads I have one and I'm aware of its size  |
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"Men thinking all they have to do to get a fuck is agree with everything women say on forum threads.
And follow it up with a dick pic  "
You're completely wrong, dick pic on the way. Fingers crossed. |
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By *iscuits8Man 29 weeks ago
Meath / Dublin / Birmingham |
"Fellas and its usually fellas who think their Ricky Gervais with their edgy sense of humour and their slagging everyone else in the forums.
Just knobs really "
Sorry about that, I'll try to change |
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"Profile names, I wonder where their head was at when they chose them.
Status updates, some actually make me laugh out loud."
My profile name was chosen by a lady friend of mine.
She also had a few other ones but due to constraints I couldn't use them |
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By *matorMan 29 weeks ago
Craigavon |
"That men think their dicks are photogenic from any angle
And also that 10 different photos will increase someone's desire for it.
The ones comparing with the remote control are my favourite, I love when they send them with the fire stick remote, lads I have one and I'm aware of its size "
*Makes note*
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If you log on in the very early hours, you're almost always guaranteed to get a message along the lines of "can't sleep either??", or "ohh you're up early!!". Jesus, it's 5am, this is not a time for chatting!! |
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"I think it's hilarious when the wife messages you with "my husband is mad to fuck you".
I dunno, it just cracks me up, the dynamic of the wife propositioning you on the husbands behalf. "
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Yes and if you pursue and ring them, you'll find that he always answers and she's always in the shower. Glad to see she's keeping herself clean  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Detailing a very specific and personal fantasy in a message and then adding "lol" to the end.
If that little laugh was in real life it would make you sound quite unhinged, friend! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"I think it's hilarious when the wife messages you with "my husband is mad to fuck you".
I dunno, it just cracks me up, the dynamic of the wife propositioning you on the husbands behalf.
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Yes and if you pursue and ring them, you'll find that he always answers and she's always in the shower. Glad to see she's keeping herself clean "
He he,... It sometimes is the woman, particularly when they are both bi and looking for group stuff. |
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I find it hilarious when people don't read profiles, don't read forums, just plain don't read anything at all, only look at photos and send "wanna fuck" messages, then sit there scratching their heads about why it's so hard to meet people  |
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"That we don’t have a category for straight (yes, really straight) guys
The amount of guys bombarding with messages ffs"
Ya something needs changing there. The largest "category" on here is bi/gay men, by a distance! |
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"My favorite is the ones who use the photos of somewhat famous people expecting us to really that’s it’s them on the site "
I saw Johnny sins set up a profile here a few years ago. That was hilarious  |
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By *og-ManMan 29 weeks ago
somewhere |
"The forums. Just like Eurotrash, I give everyone a different accent in my head and it makes for hilarious reading. "
Could I be so bold as to ask is my accent in your head better than my real one |
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"The forums. Just like Eurotrash, I give everyone a different accent in my head and it makes for hilarious reading.
Could I be so bold as to ask is my accent in your head better than my real one "
Check your inbox |
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Whenever you have been blocked by someone you have never met before always gives me a giggle
Remember folks this lifestyle is just a little bit of escapism from real life so don't take it too seriously. |
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"Whenever you have been blocked by someone you have never met before always gives me a giggle
Remember folks this lifestyle is just a little bit of escapism from real life so don't take it too seriously. "
I noticed I'd been blocked by someone in a forum game I don't recall ever having interacted with. No idea why, but I'm sorry for whatever I did to prompt it I guess. :P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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Don't get too bothered about being blocked... My cracked phone screen, the crack is exactly where the block icon is when you open a message. The amount of people my cracked phone has tried to block!!! Blocks can be accidental sometimes. |
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"Don't get too bothered about being blocked... My cracked phone screen, the crack is exactly where the block icon is when you open a message. The amount of people my cracked phone has tried to block!!! Blocks can be accidental sometimes. "
Hey I totally get you regarding the blocks or getting blocked. I just found it funny and to answer the topic question |
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The most amusing thing I've found is the regular profiles who declare from behind a silhouette that they'll block anyone who doesn't include a face pic in the first message.
This may well have been mentioned above but sure lookit. |
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"The most amusing thing I've found is the regular profiles who declare from behind a silhouette that they'll block anyone who doesn't include a face pic in the first message.
This may well have been mentioned above but sure lookit. "
I often laugh at people who comment without reading the thread or thread title properly.  |
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"The most amusing thing I've found is the regular profiles who declare from behind a silhouette that they'll block anyone who doesn't include a face pic in the first message.
This may well have been mentioned above but sure lookit.
I often laugh at people who comment without reading the thread or thread title properly. "
Reading can be drab. I mean, people expect you to read their profiles. I still don't know what a profile actually is  |
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"Some of the forum games can be funny, or people taking things soooo seriously "
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I couldn't agree more. I quite often swipe »right» or choose "drinks" for the men on the "Would you play, drinks, pass; swipe left / right" type of threads, even though I'm straight.
I do it as a form of male solidarity (which is often lacking on here), irreverence, jocularity or for the sake of variety.
Sometimes they'll PM me declaring their heterosexuality. |
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By *aid backMan 29 weeks ago
by a lake with my rod out |
"Reading some of the veris where they try and pass off a simple chat and coffee meet as something very sexual, steamy and salacious
No, two frothy cappuccinos and a chat is not sex "
Look up frothy cappuccino on urban dictionary ha ha ha |
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"Reading some of the veris where they try and pass off a simple chat and coffee meet as something very sexual, steamy and salacious
No, two frothy cappuccinos and a chat is not sex "
I remember a single guy use to try this and got called out for when he said that it was more then a coffee with another fellas girlfriend. The other fella didn't take kindly to that funnily enough. |
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"Reading some of the veris where they try and pass off a simple chat and coffee meet as something very sexual, steamy and salacious
No, two frothy cappuccinos and a chat is not sex
I remember a single guy use to try this and got called out for when he said that it was more then a coffee with another fellas girlfriend. The other fella didn't take kindly to that funnily enough. "
I met a woman once that I knew through a chat group. Later that day she posted pics in the group of an hotel room and hinted at what we had got up to.
We had never left the coffee shop but she knew it would cause drama in the group, which it did with some guys asking why she would shag me and not them and some women asking me the same.
As far as I know, 6 years later there is still bad blood between some of the women who were in that group because of those few pics and comments. |
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"Reading some of the veris where they try and pass off a simple chat and coffee meet as something very sexual, steamy and salacious
No, two frothy cappuccinos and a chat is not sex
I remember a single guy use to try this and got called out for when he said that it was more then a coffee with another fellas girlfriend. The other fella didn't take kindly to that funnily enough.
I met a woman once that I knew through a chat group. Later that day she posted pics in the group of an hotel room and hinted at what we had got up to.
We had never left the coffee shop but she knew it would cause drama in the group, which it did with some guys asking why she would shag me and not them and some women asking me the same.
As far as I know, 6 years later there is still bad blood between some of the women who were in that group because of those few pics and comments. "
It isn't a single gender issue I would agree. |
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"I noticed I'd been blocked by someone in a forum game I don't recall ever having interacted with. No idea why, but I'm sorry for whatever I did to prompt it I guess. :P"
I am always polite and respectful however I really like blocking and being blocked if there is no attraction, it avoids wasting time. |
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To be honest..not much I'm on the fence with this site in two minds to stay or go .I think I've be here too long the excitement of it has kinda gone... I don't find it anything now to be honest..iyd lost its fun for me. |
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The “this is a legal notice” crap at the end of profiles, copied from Facebook, even though it’s been obvious for years that even on FB they carry absolutely no weight whatsoever. And what is it with Sydney University? |
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"To be honest..not much I'm on the fence with this site in two minds to stay or go .I think I've be here too long the excitement of it has kinda gone... I don't find it anything now to be honest..iyd lost its fun for me. "
Will I send you a cock pic? Will that cheer you up?  |
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By *eordie.Woman 29 weeks ago
The Sticks |
"To be honest..not much I'm on the fence with this site in two minds to stay or go .I think I've be here too long the excitement of it has kinda gone... I don't find it anything now to be honest..iyd lost its fun for me. "
I'm with you on this let me - contemplating permanent retirement as I can't be arsed to attend events unless they're on my doorstep. Definitely more flakiness of late too with no shows for coffee etc. Maybe I'm just too old |
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By *oc09Man 29 weeks ago
near u |
"I think it's hilarious when the wife messages you with "my husband is mad to fuck you".
I dunno, it just cracks me up, the dynamic of the wife propositioning you on the husbands behalf. "
the funny thing bout it is I bet U it's the husband really texting U |
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By *I TwoCouple 28 weeks ago
PDI 12-26th Nov 24 |
The other day a single guy messaged us, his profile only had one blurry cock pic so we replied telling him he'd need to send some decent pics
He sent two more blurry cock pics .....
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