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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Bit of craic to get the thinking caps on. Answer a riddle or leave one yourself to be answered.

Mike is a butcher. He is 5foot 9inches tall. What does he weigh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beef, pork, any kind of meat really

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By *illy999TV/TS  over a year ago

Taunton

Meat.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bit of craic to get the thinking caps on. Answer a riddle or leave one yourself to be answered.

Mike is a butcher. He is 5foot 9inches tall. What does he weigh?"

Meat

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You all go it right

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

My mind got blown off this from my daughter...

How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane

X

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple  over a year ago

Hartlepool

A bus takes the whole lane, a car doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What gets wetter as it dries?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What gets wetter as it dries? "

Any frozen liquid

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"My mind got blown off this from my daughter...

How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane

X"

Wow. That's some weird shit right there. I don't think I'm going to get any more work done this afternoon from puzzling over that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What gets wetter as it dries? "

A towel

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"What gets wetter as it dries? "

A towel x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What gets wetter as it dries?

A towel "

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My mind got blown off this from my daughter...

How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane

X"

Have you never heard of a Tardis m’lady?

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"My mind got blown off this from my daughter...

How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane

X

Have you never heard of a Tardis m’lady? "

Dr Who buses? X

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By *lbinoGorillaMan  over a year ago

Redditch

What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

A boy and his father are in a terrible car crash. The father dies and the son is rushed off to surgery. The surgeon looks at the boy and says to everybody "I can't operate on him. This is my son."

How?

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By *aven RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"A boy and his father are in a terrible car crash. The father dies and the son is rushed off to surgery. The surgeon looks at the boy and says to everybody "I can't operate on him. This is my son."

How? "

The surgeon is the boys mum x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

What goes In hard, comes out soft and you blow continuously

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My mind got blown off this from my daughter...

How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane

X

Have you never heard of a Tardis m’lady?

Dr Who buses? X"

Yes indeed - local councils have secretly perfected the esoteric art of altering relative internal dimensions. What actually happens is that when one steps on a bus, one immediately shrinks thus cramming in the extra spacial dimensions. Maybe....

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?"

It's on a ship so it will keep floating as the water rises.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

It's on a ship so it will keep floating as the water rises. "

Brains and beauty, a double threat couple lol well done!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up? "

An umbrella.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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