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Bit of craic to get the thinking caps on. Answer a riddle or leave one yourself to be answered.
Mike is a butcher. He is 5foot 9inches tall. What does he weigh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bit of craic to get the thinking caps on. Answer a riddle or leave one yourself to be answered.
Mike is a butcher. He is 5foot 9inches tall. What does he weigh?"
Meat |
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"My mind got blown off this from my daughter...
How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane
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Wow. That's some weird shit right there. I don't think I'm going to get any more work done this afternoon from puzzling over that. |
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"My mind got blown off this from my daughter...
How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane
X"
Have you never heard of a Tardis m’lady? |
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"My mind got blown off this from my daughter...
How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane
X
Have you never heard of a Tardis m’lady? "
Dr Who buses? X |
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A boy and his father are in a terrible car crash. The father dies and the son is rushed off to surgery. The surgeon looks at the boy and says to everybody "I can't operate on him. This is my son."
How? |
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"A boy and his father are in a terrible car crash. The father dies and the son is rushed off to surgery. The surgeon looks at the boy and says to everybody "I can't operate on him. This is my son."
How? "
The surgeon is the boys mum x |
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The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder? |
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"My mind got blown off this from my daughter...
How can a car be 2 seats and a tiny gap wide but a bus is 4 seats and an aisle wide yet both of them fit in the same lane
X
Have you never heard of a Tardis m’lady?
Dr Who buses? X"
Yes indeed - local councils have secretly perfected the esoteric art of altering relative internal dimensions. What actually happens is that when one steps on a bus, one immediately shrinks thus cramming in the extra spacial dimensions. Maybe.... |
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"The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?"
It's on a ship so it will keep floating as the water rises. |
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"The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
It's on a ship so it will keep floating as the water rises. "
Brains and beauty, a double threat couple lol well done! |
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