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Rating: Fabulous
	Wow another great night at the VA, everyone dressed up for NYE, met some sexy friends old and new, great atmosphere in the club, big thank you to all the staff working hard behind the bar and reception, The food was lovely thanks Scott & Jules. Date: 1 January 2015

Rating: Fabulous
	Fantastic New Year's Eve here-again! Amazing club and atmosphere is always great. Can't wait to see you all again. Date: 1 January 2015

Rating: OK
	My partner and I attended on a Saturday night. Being couples and single girls made it a very welcomei environment The atmosphere was very sexy and charged I only wish we had spoken with more people in the bar area before the fun began as that would've given us more opportunities for having fun with others. Once the sex started there wasn't a huge amount of communication with others...or maybe we are just novices at picking up the signals!! Date: 22 December 2014

Rating: OK

My partner and I attended on a Saturday night. Being couples and single girls made it a very welcomei environment

The atmosphere was very sexy and charged

I only wish we had spoken with more people in the bar area before the fun began as that would've given us more opportunities for having fun with others. Once the sex started there wasn't a huge amount of communication with others...or maybe we are just novices at picking up the signals!!

Date: 22 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	WOW can this place Rock. Another fantastic very naughty night at the first Christmas party night. Lots of well Heeled sexy people, brilliant atmosphere, again totally spoilt. Why deprive yourself any longer ? You only live once. xxxx Date: 20 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA on Wednesday night it was quiet but there was a party during the day so when we got there most people had gone. The club is great very friendly atmosphere, load of rooms to play in. Met Jay and his friend lovely people who made us feel at ease. Looking forward to going again soon. Great club. Jamie Date: 12 December 2014

Rating: Fun
	It’s high time I checked out ‘The VA’ as it’s easily within driving distance for me, so I had a look last night for the midweek ‘chill out’ night (6pm -11pm). Although a little quiet to begin with, the club itself is an excellent example of what you can do if you really want an upmarket venue. I was given a tour by my friend (who has been many times before) and introduced to Scott (one half of the ownership) and the staff. As more people arrived the atmosphere was gently bubbling up. The staff were all friendly and interacting well with everyone which seemed to help kick off proceedings. I get the feeling that this club could be something very special at weekends and on theme nights. I’ll be going back to find out! Date: 11 December 2014

Rating: Fun

It’s high time I checked out ‘The VA’ as it’s easily within driving distance for me, so I had a look last night for the midweek ‘chill out’ night (6pm -11pm). Although a little quiet to begin with, the club itself is an excellent example of what you can do if you really want an upmarket venue. I was given a tour by my friend (who has been many times before) and introduced to Scott (one half of the ownership) and the staff. As more people arrived the atmosphere was gently bubbling up. The staff were all friendly and interacting well with everyone which seemed to help kick off proceedings. I get the feeling that this club could be something very special at weekends and on theme nights. I’ll be going back to find out!

Date: 11 December 2014

Rating: Fun
	Attended this club for the first time today at Purple rains event. Very clean and friendly staff. Hope to return at some point in the future. Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Went go this club today for the first time. It won't be my last. Staff all really friendly, great layout, spotlessly clean and just a lovely atmosphere Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA today for V's daytime party Very impressed with club, very clean and well presented and the hot tub WOW Would love to go again if the friendly staff let me back in Rob Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Throughly enjoyed it today at the event. Met beautiful and friendly people, new and old faces. Loved spending time in hot tub lol They made a lot of effort into this event today. Beautifully done and single gentlemen behaved beautifully. I will be back again for daytime event. If you read this and saw me at VA please get in touch. I am terrible with names sorry ppl xx Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Lovely hot tub and everything just nice. Oh yes It me who the only one fell down from the step of hot tub today. Ooops sorry abt my pussy in the air !!!!! Thanks boys for lovely cracking fun xxxmoanlisaxxx Date: 10 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Our 4th visit this year, it was fabulous again, lots of very sexily dressed ladies. Lovely relaxed atmosphere and great fun in the huge hot tub. We played for ages in there and then moved onto the beds near the tub and got even hotter & steamier. Watching others at the same time makes us so horny. The room was just right to finish the night off. Can't wait to go back for more fun in the new year. Date: 7 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Our 4th visit this year, it was fabulous again, lots of very sexily dressed ladies. Lovely relaxed atmosphere and great fun in the huge hot tub. We played for ages in there and then moved onto the beds near the tub and got even hotter & steamier. Watching others at the same time makes us so horny. The room was just right to finish the night off. Can't wait to go back for more fun in the new year.

Date: 7 December 2014

Rating: Fun
	We visited the club for the first time Friday. The staff were lovely and welcoming. Loved the feel of the place. Lots of different areas for play and socialising. We stayed over which suited us as we could both have a drink and not worry about the drive home (smoke alarms going off twice were badly timed!). Date: 1 December 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first club experience. It was great to visit with friends who had been previously. Lovely staff and good facilities. The place was very clean and spacious and the atmosphere friendly and sexy. A really mixed crowd of all ages. We felt safe throughout and loved wandering about the place naked. We'd definitely visit again. Thanks. Date: 24 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Had an amazing time at VA on Friday 21st! Really relaxed atmosphere no pressure! Clean and friendly! Amazing hot tub!! We were lucky enough to spend the evening with a gorgeous couple! Thought id want more private rooms but loved being on show for all to see! Can't wait to go back sonner rather than later! See you all soon! X x Date: 23 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	First club and experience last night at this great club. Friendly and welcoming, shown around straight away. Always seemed clean throughout the night and the mood lighting and music was just right. The hot tub was lovely, clean and warm and so much fun! Thanks to the lovely couple we met that made our night a relaxed and very horny experience. We will be returning in the future! Date: 22 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous

First club and experience last night at this great club. Friendly and welcoming, shown around straight away. Always seemed clean throughout the night and the mood lighting and music was just right. The hot tub was lovely, clean and warm and so much fun! Thanks to the lovely couple we met that made our night a relaxed and very horny experience. We will be returning in the future!

Date: 22 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	I visited the club a couple of months ago it's a gorgeous place inside ! Great rooms to wander through and fab hot tub / pool . It was rammed as was the busy festival weekend so can't wait to try it on a quieter night and get to experience it properly . I didn't like the mixed toilets where can the girls have a gossip ? :) Also would be better with more private play areas . My partner and I had a great night and can't wait to come back Date: 20 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous

I visited the club a couple of months ago it's a gorgeous place inside ! Great rooms to wander through and fab hot tub / pool .

It was rammed as was the busy festival weekend so can't wait to try it on a quieter night and get to experience it properly .

I didn't like the mixed toilets where can the girls have a gossip ? :)

Also would be better with more private play areas .

My partner and I had a great night and can't wait to come back

Date: 20 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Hotel room was basic; but clean, convenient and great value. Staff very friendly and helpful. We had a great night; fantastic play areas and respectfull guests. Shame about the 7 hour drive, but can't wait to return. Date: 20 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow what a place to start as we are newbies and it was our first swing club we found we had a lovely welcome if your looking to socialise in a sexy classy clean fun erotic environment with couples of all age groups this is the place for you very cheap drinks they even lay on a buffet and have many tasteful comfy clean private or open playrooms including the biggest hottub ever if you choose to enjoy they had a key to your lockers and pay system which really helped its real easy to find great secure parking and aplenty hotels near by or even have there own book in advance though as it gets really busy but a real fun place to relax and be or play no pressure and lovely hosts with lovely people there something for everyone. Date: 17 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Wow what a place to start as we are newbies and it was our first swing club we found we had a lovely welcome if your looking to socialise in a sexy classy clean fun erotic environment with couples of all age groups this is the place for you very cheap drinks they even lay on a buffet and have many tasteful comfy clean private or open playrooms including the biggest hottub ever if you choose to enjoy they had a key to your lockers and pay system which really helped its real easy to find great secure parking and aplenty hotels near by or even have there own book in advance though as it gets really busy but a real fun place to relax and be or play no pressure and lovely hosts with lovely people there something for everyone.

Date: 17 November 2014

Rating: Fun
	Visited VA on Friday with my gorgeous man. It was the first visit for either of us having both been frequent visitors to the London party/club scene for a while. The venue was very easy to find although we didn't realise it was so far out of London. There was ample.parking and of course the hotel on site if you need it. We were pleasantly surprised inside by the decor and layout of the club. Something for everyone from the voyeurs and shy players to the out and out exhibitionists. The clientele were different to that of our frequent haunts but it was nice to see such an eclectic mix of people, ages, sizes and races. It was a shame it was a very quiet night but we still had a lot of fun. Jane, the hostess was lovely, from her first introductory email to meeting us on the night. Shame we can't persuade you to relocate. I would recommend this club especially to any newbies looking to dip their toes into a non pressure and pleasant environment. We will definitely visit again and maybe bring some friends up from London. Thanks K xx Date: 16 November 2014

Rating: Fun

Visited VA on Friday with my gorgeous man. It was the first visit for either of us having both been frequent visitors to the London party/club scene for a while. The venue was very easy to find although we didn't realise it was so far out of London. There was ample.parking and of course the hotel on site if you need it.

We were pleasantly surprised inside by the decor and layout of the club. Something for everyone from the voyeurs and shy players to the out and out exhibitionists. The clientele were different to that of our frequent haunts but it was nice to see such an eclectic mix of people, ages, sizes and races. It was a shame it was a very quiet night but we still had a lot of fun. Jane, the hostess was lovely, from her first introductory email to meeting us on the night.

Shame we can't persuade you to relocate. I would recommend this club especially to any newbies looking to dip their toes into a non pressure and pleasant environment. We will definitely visit again and maybe bring some friends up from London. Thanks K xx

Date: 16 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a long weekend at Va. The host were excellent the venue is fantastic and fun was had by all we will be returning very soon D&t xxx Date: 16 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Went on couples night last Sat with a gorgeous lady i know. Was my first visit and loved it. Jacuzzi was big and staff were very very friendly and helpful. Extremely clean and well lit and will be back again on the 29th November!! Date: 14 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a great Saturday night, one of the best clubs that we have visited the layout is very good, lots of very freindly couples, we will be back!!! Date: 9 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Best club we have been to by far. We stayed Halloween weekend with another 2 couples . All 3 of our rooms were adequate. The club was buzzing & had a good vibe both the Friday & Saturday evening. Glad we tried the pool/hot tub it was an experience we both can't wait to try again. We both love the lay out of the club & the owners/staff are friendly... and hot!! Scott, I will bring a supply of popping candy with me next visit.... wink wink xx Date: 6 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Best club we have been to by far. We stayed Halloween weekend with another 2 couples . All 3 of our rooms were adequate. The club was buzzing & had a good vibe both the Friday & Saturday evening. Glad we tried the pool/hot tub it was an experience we both can't wait to try again. We both love the lay out of the club & the owners/staff are friendly... and hot!! Scott, I will bring a supply of popping candy with me next visit.... wink wink xx

Date: 6 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited for the first time on Saturday night. As we stayed in the hotel as well, we shall break it into two parts. Hotel: Stayed in room 11, very nice indeed. The en-suite was a bonus and we would recomend paying that little bit extra for that benefit. Also the bed was very comfy with a really soft duvet. Just what was needed after a night in the club. Club: Wow. We have now been to a few clubs and this one has certainly left its mark. The bar area is very comfortable and a great place to meet people. The 'snug' out the back just looks classy with its comfortable Chesterfields. The locker room is very clean and tidy with a pair of towels in each locker. On the play room side, its just huge, with excellent lighting that sets the mood. To top it off though has to be the 20 person hot tub, its bloody massive! Mr RWL managed two strokes when he attempted to swim it. All in all this is well worth the 2 hour trip and we shall do again in the near future. Date: 27 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Visited for the first time on Saturday night. As we stayed in the hotel as well, we shall break it into two parts.

Hotel: Stayed in room 11, very nice indeed. The en-suite was a bonus and we would recomend paying that little bit extra for that benefit. Also the bed was very comfy with a really soft duvet. Just what was needed after a night in the club.

Club: Wow. We have now been to a few clubs and this one has certainly left its mark. The bar area is very comfortable and a great place to meet people. The 'snug' out the back just looks classy with its comfortable Chesterfields. The locker room is very clean and tidy with a pair of towels in each locker. On the play room side, its just huge, with excellent lighting that sets the mood. To top it off though has to be the 20 person hot tub, its bloody massive! Mr RWL managed two strokes when he attempted to swim it. All in all this is well worth the 2 hour trip and we shall do again in the near future.

Date: 27 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Well Mrs Ss Birthday at the VA last night was a v sexy night Mistress K was in charge ;-) we were with some very sexy friends, Scott & Jules as welcoming as ever and the staff couldn't do enough to help;-) great sexy atmosphere, the club was full, and as usual spotless, hot tub and play areas writhing with sexy bods;-) what a turn on, Birthday cake was a lovely touch thank you VA we'll be back soon ;-) Oh Mrs Ss arse still tingling from last nights festivities ;-) lol X Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Well Mrs Ss Birthday at the VA last night was a v sexy night Mistress K was in charge ;-) we were with some very sexy friends, Scott & Jules as welcoming as ever and the staff couldn't do enough to help;-) great sexy atmosphere, the club was full, and as usual spotless, hot tub and play areas writhing with sexy bods;-) what a turn on, Birthday cake was a lovely touch thank you VA we'll be back soon ;-) Oh Mrs Ss arse still tingling from last nights festivities ;-) lol X

Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Last night was our 2nd time at VA. It exceeded all expectations again. Thank you to all who contribute to providing such a well presented venue Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Went back to VA for the 2nd time last night and had a brilliant time. The club is very well run, and has lots of fun and sexy people! Great club, great atmosphere. The hot tub is a feature of course, but the rest of the club is just as good. High quality venue that is kept spotless by the excellent staff. We have also stayed in the hotel, which was very clean and tidy too! Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Went back to VA for the 2nd time last night and had a brilliant time. The club is very well run, and has lots of fun and sexy people!

Great club, great atmosphere. The hot tub is a feature of course, but the rest of the club is just as good. High quality venue that is kept spotless by the excellent staff.

We have also stayed in the hotel, which was very clean and tidy too!

Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the VA for the first time last night, and we love the place. The staff are brilliant, the layout, decor, lighting etc are all spot on. Love the massive hot tub. We have been to several clubs around the UK and in our opinion none of the others come any where near the VA. It is a classy club, a cut above!! Slut had the pleasure of two single guys, (wish it had been more)thank you to them. We will be back very soon so that Slut can play with lots more..... Date: 18 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the VA for the first time last night, and we love the place. The staff are brilliant, the layout, decor, lighting etc are all spot on. Love the massive hot tub. We have been to several clubs around the UK and in our opinion none of the others come any where near the VA. It is a classy club, a cut above!!

Slut had the pleasure of two single guys, (wish it had been more)thank you to them. We will be back very soon so that Slut can play with lots more.....

Date: 18 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited for the first time last night... And had a brilliant night. We was made to feel very welcome by all the staff and met some beautiful sexy people. Can't wait to come bk here again very soon xx Date: 12 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second visit to VA last night and we loved it! Very busy, fun and loads of sexy couples everywhere!!! The staff and hosts are amazing, loads of shot's were being thrown at us, I had a giggle on the dancefloor with some other sexy ladies and playing on the pole! Can't wait to go back :) Date: 12 October 2014

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