The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: OK
	Visited for the second time last night 26th Nov. Not disappointed again. Staff very friendly and club really clean. We stayed over night and only issue was someone trying to get in our room with there key through out the night. Must have been a bit tipsy and not read there number correctly. Will definitely visit va again x Date: 27 November 2016

Rating: Fun
	We attended this club Friday the 28th. This was our first time at a club. We was very surprised how well presented & clean the venue was. The hot tub was amazing & had a play in there. Lots of play areas which was good. We meet some great couples. The only small downfall was it was a little quite considering it was a couples/single males & felmale night. We will definitely be going back as we had a great time. We did stay in the hotel, it was ok. There was a few issues with the room but would stay again. Date: 21 November 2016

Rating: Fun

We attended this club Friday the 28th. This was our first time at a club. We was very surprised how well presented & clean the venue was. The hot tub was amazing & had a play in there. Lots of play areas which was good. We meet some great couples. The only small downfall was it was a little quite considering it was a couples/single males & felmale night. We will definitely be going back as we had a great time. We did stay in the hotel, it was ok. There was a few issues with the room but would stay again.

Date: 21 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited this club last night with friends and as been said great place very friendly staff good crowd of sexy people atmosphere was perfect, thank you. Date: 13 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Fantastic night at this great club celebrating a friends birthday. All the staff never fail to be so welcoming and helpful. All facilities once again were brilliant, thanks for a superb night. Date: 13 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited on the 4th for the first time. I'd not been to one of Spicy's events since she ran them a couple of years ago at a different venue. This was my first visit to the VA and the difference To other clubs I have been to was instantly noticable - the venue itself is fantastic and the staff were excellent. As always Spicy was a warm and welcoming hostess and there was a great crowd in - a nice mix of couples, tv/ts and single guys. Attending clubs as a single bloke can sometimes be a little intimidating but I found everyone I spoke with very laid back and welcoming, and I woukd happily venture back again. As I had to drive to/from the venue my only slight niggle on the night was that the bar prices for non alcoholic beer were the same as regular bottled beer... But maybe that will encourage me to just book a room next time!!! :-). Thanks Spicy for a great night x Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Visited on the 4th for the first time. I'd not been to one of Spicy's events since she ran them a couple of years ago at a different venue. This was my first visit to the VA and the difference To other clubs I have been to was instantly noticable - the venue itself is fantastic and the staff were excellent. As always Spicy was a warm and welcoming hostess and there was a great crowd in - a nice mix of couples, tv/ts and single guys. Attending clubs as a single bloke can sometimes be a little intimidating but I found everyone I spoke with very laid back and welcoming, and I woukd happily venture back again. As I had to drive to/from the venue my only slight niggle on the night was that the bar prices for non alcoholic beer were the same as regular bottled beer... But maybe that will encourage me to just book a room next time!!! :-). Thanks Spicy for a great night x

Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: OK
	We visited VA for the first time last night ( 5th nov) and wasn't disappointed at all. Clean friendly with plenty of room for play. Jacuzzi is to die for. We stayed in the hotel and only downside was decor. Old and a hole in the ceiling. It's only for sleeping in so overlooked theses issues. Will definitely be returning Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Having visited the V.A. before for a fetish event we decided we wanted to see what the club was like on a Saturday night when it was hosting a swingers night. We were not disappointed. The club is very easy to find and the Sat Nav literally takes you into their car park where there is more than enough room for parking. We were greeted at the door by a well-dressed gentleman who shook our hands and welcomed us into the club. The lady on the door remembered us from our previous visit to the fetish event and talked us through the clubs rules before offering us a new tour of the facilities to make sure we understood the layout of the premises as a swinging club as opposed to the layout they use for fetish events. The Facilities. Changing room. Very clean, Plenty of space and towels were provided inside the locker. Toilets. Mixed gender and busy at times but well maintained clean and surprisingly very social for a toilet lol. Well it would be rude not to speak to the others who were waiting patiently lol. The Bar. The bar was well stocked and reasonably priced. The staff were very friendly and worked hard to make sure they served you as quickly as they could. One of them even jumped into the Jacuzzi. The bar also offered a small bar menu that we just had to take advantage off because we were starving lol. The couples bed. Unfortunately we only got a brief view of the couple room but we did notice the bed was fairly spacious and accommodating with a lockable barrel if you felt inclined to lock your partner up whilst you enjoyed a play. The main play room. The room hosted numerous beds for when couples paired off and some had curtains if you decided that you were ready for some privacy. The beds were good quality and you was expected to use towels underneath you to help maintain hygiene for the next couple to use it. We only had one complaint here and that was that over one of the beds was a very bright light that rotated through numerous colours. We endured it for a short period of time but found it was so bright that it was giving us a headache so we moved to a different bed. The 40 seater Jacuzzi. Wow, we loved it. We spent most of night here enjoying the company of other couples. The atmosphere here was electric and the Jacuzzi was amazing. Especially when enjoyed with an ice cold flavoured water. Around the Jacuzzi was more beds in case the Jacuzzi users wanted to get out and have a play with each other without being to far from their partners or the pool. The smoking facilities. Not being smokers we didn’t really venture into this area however we were made aware that should we decide to venture outside bath robes had been provided to keep the guest’s warm and that there were seating areas. The Hotel. Again unfortunately we wasn’t making use of the hotel however I do believe that if It was maintained to the high standard the club was being maintained to I am sure it will be worth every penny. Its something to consider if visiting and you are travelling a long distance. You could have a bed and some breakfast. Dance floor and social areas. The dance floor had a great looking stripper pole and plenty of room for dancing. The mood was maintained by current pop music providing a great feel and atmosphere for those that were using it not the mention the DJ doing his best to ensure there was something for everyone. The social and seating areas were comfortable, clean and very welcoming. They were close to bar meaning you never had far to walk for drinks and the people using the areas all seemed friendly welcoming. Our Night We placed our personal belonging in the locker and headed out to the bar to enjoy a drink. This was different for us as we are used to getting undressed upon arrival at a club but the V.A. allows you to remain dressed in the bar. We enjoyed a drink and some chips that were well cooked before venturing off to get undressed and jump into their 40 seater Jacuzzi. This is where our night really took off. We met a lovely couple in the tub and got chatting to them like we had been friends for a long time. The social environment was amazing and as the clubs guest’s started arriving more and more people found their way into the tub. There was lots of laughing and lots of play going on around us but we never felt awkward and even took part in some of the play ourselves. When we were ready we moved to the main play room for some personal time and other than the issue with the bright light we had a great time. At the end we enjoyed a shower before having a last drink and settling our bar bill. We left having made some new friends and took with us some very naughty but very nice memories. We will most certainly be going back as soon as we can. On a personal note too we spoke briefly to the clubs owner who was amazing and she alone made us want to revisit the club. The Bad bits. Although very few there were a couple of things. 1. The bright lights above the bed in the main play room. So bright it was giving us a headache 2. Although the shower was amazing at the beginning of the night as the night drew to a close the shower became freezing cold and was a disappointment after such a lovely time in the Jacuzzi 3. Mistaking towels in the Jacuzzi. Unfortunately all the towels are the same and indistinguishable from each other. We recommend that take you own towel or keep your towel close to avoid anyone accidently mixing your towel up for their own. These were all small things really and only had small impact on our overall night. We have always said it’s the atmosphere that is most important and the club certainly provided one of the best atmospheres we have had the pleasure of being apart of. Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Having visited the V.A. before for a fetish event we decided we wanted to see what the club was like on a Saturday night when it was hosting a swingers night.

We were not disappointed.

The club is very easy to find and the Sat Nav literally takes you into their car park where there is more than enough room for parking. We were greeted at the door by a well-dressed gentleman who shook our hands and welcomed us into the club. The lady on the door remembered us from our previous visit to the fetish event and talked us through the clubs rules before offering us a new tour of the facilities to make sure we understood the layout of the premises as a swinging club as opposed to the layout they use for fetish events.

The Facilities.

Changing room.

Very clean, Plenty of space and towels were provided inside the locker.

Toilets.

Mixed gender and busy at times but well maintained clean and surprisingly very social for a toilet lol. Well it would be rude not to speak to the others who were waiting patiently lol.

The Bar.

The bar was well stocked and reasonably priced. The staff were very friendly and worked hard to make sure they served you as quickly as they could. One of them even jumped into the Jacuzzi. The bar also offered a small bar menu that we just had to take advantage off because we were starving lol.

The couples bed.

Unfortunately we only got a brief view of the couple room but we did notice the bed was fairly spacious and accommodating with a lockable barrel if you felt inclined to lock your partner up whilst you enjoyed a play.

The main play room. The room hosted numerous beds for when couples paired off and some had curtains if you decided that you were ready for some privacy. The beds were good quality and you was expected to use towels underneath you to help maintain hygiene for the next couple to use it. We only had one complaint here and that was that over one of the beds was a very bright light that rotated through numerous colours. We endured it for a short period of time but found it was so bright that it was giving us a headache so we moved to a different bed.

The 40 seater Jacuzzi.

Wow, we loved it. We spent most of night here enjoying the company of other couples. The atmosphere here was electric and the Jacuzzi was amazing. Especially when enjoyed with an ice cold flavoured water. Around the Jacuzzi was more beds in case the Jacuzzi users wanted to get out and have a play with each other without being to far from their partners or the pool.

The smoking facilities.

Not being smokers we didn’t really venture into this area however we were made aware that should we decide to venture outside bath robes had been provided to keep the guest’s warm and that there were seating areas.

The Hotel.

Again unfortunately we wasn’t making use of the hotel however I do believe that if It was maintained to the high standard the club was being maintained to I am sure it will be worth every penny. Its something to consider if visiting and you are travelling a long distance. You could have a bed and some breakfast.

Dance floor and social areas.

The dance floor had a great looking stripper pole and plenty of room for dancing. The mood was maintained by current pop music providing a great feel and atmosphere for those that were using it not the mention the DJ doing his best to ensure there was something for everyone. The social and seating areas were comfortable, clean and very welcoming. They were close to bar meaning you never had far to walk for drinks and the people using the areas all seemed friendly welcoming.

Our Night

We placed our personal belonging in the locker and headed out to the bar to enjoy a drink. This was different for us as we are used to getting undressed upon arrival at a club but the V.A. allows you to remain dressed in the bar. We enjoyed a drink and some chips that were well cooked before venturing off to get undressed and jump into their 40 seater Jacuzzi.

This is where our night really took off. We met a lovely couple in the tub and got chatting to them like we had been friends for a long time. The social environment was amazing and as the clubs guest’s started arriving more and more people found their way into the tub. There was lots of laughing and lots of play going on around us but we never felt awkward and even took part in some of the play ourselves.

When we were ready we moved to the main play room for some personal time and other than the issue with the bright light we had a great time. At the end we enjoyed a shower before having a last drink and settling our bar bill.

We left having made some new friends and took with us some very naughty but very nice memories. We will most certainly be going back as soon as we can.

On a personal note too we spoke briefly to the clubs owner who was amazing and she alone made us want to revisit the club.

The Bad bits. Although very few there were a couple of things.

1. The bright lights above the bed in the main play room. So bright it was giving us a headache

2. Although the shower was amazing at the beginning of the night as the night drew to a close the shower became freezing cold and was a disappointment after such a lovely time in the Jacuzzi

3. Mistaking towels in the Jacuzzi. Unfortunately all the towels are the same and indistinguishable from each other. We recommend that take you own towel or keep your towel close to avoid anyone accidently mixing your towel up for their own.

These were all small things really and only had small impact on our overall night. We have always said it’s the atmosphere that is most important and the club certainly provided one of the best atmospheres we have had the pleasure of being apart of.

Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fun
	Another great night as always. Very clean and very fun club the staff are always so helpful and friendly can't wait for our next trip x Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	This is a party that is moving into legendary status. For so many of us now it has become the highlight of our month and just cannot be beaten for its outgoing friendliness. Always a huge thank you to Spicy for her tireless work and making sure that everyone has the best evening possible. Thank you to everyone who attended. What a fantastic mix of people! Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA for bi night, and we were just blown away by the place. The hostess was most attentive, gave us a detailed tour, then introduced us to some of the regulars - not that she needed to, we found ourselves chatting away with many couples throughout the evening, culminating in some very sexy play in both the couples room and the hot tub room. We cannot wait for next round - we really hope this becomes a fortnightly event, as we can see ourselves becoming regulars! Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Our first time at VA for bi night, and we were just blown away by the place. The hostess was most attentive, gave us a detailed tour, then introduced us to some of the regulars - not that she needed to, we found ourselves chatting away with many couples throughout the evening, culminating in some very sexy play in both the couples room and the hot tub room. We cannot wait for next round - we really hope this becomes a fortnightly event, as we can see ourselves becoming regulars!

Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	For me this is the best swinging club in the UK. I have just come back from Bi Night .....and I just love this place. In fact it is the only club I go to.... As a pre op TS , I get loads of attention. The atmosphere is very classy and sexy , with buzzing chat over drinks before everyone heads for the side rooms. Personally I head for the hot tub , as I just love the company here. I love getting the girl on girl action , and lesbian group sex ... But also meeting couples that love being with a TS I have made some great friends and will be coming back for more..... Come along and say hi , and if u see a hot slender pre. Op TS , with a nice cock , it could be me. Come and say hi , and don't be shy. Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous

For me this is the best swinging club in the UK. I have just come back from Bi Night .....and I just love this place.

In fact it is the only club I go to.... As a pre op TS , I get loads of attention. The atmosphere is very classy and sexy , with buzzing chat over drinks before everyone heads for the side rooms.

Personally I head for the hot tub , as I just love the company here. I love getting the girl on girl action , and lesbian group sex ... But also meeting couples that love being with a TS

I have made some great friends and will be coming back for more.....

Come along and say hi , and if u see a hot slender pre. Op TS , with a nice cock , it could be me.

Come and say hi , and don't be shy.

Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	You just have to love Tanya and her monthly bi night, she does a fantastic job on bi nights, shame I had to leave early, see you again soon X Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	My first time at Spicyminx's party at VA. She is the hardest working hostess - making sure everyone was happy and introduced me to a lot of great people. The social aspect of the evening was teriiifc - very relaxed and friendly. And then it was playtime. Wow. Just wow. I barely made it upstairs at the end. Thank you, Spicyminx for a very memorable and sensual evening. It wouldn't have happened without your care, hard work and dedication. Can't wait until next time. Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous

My first time at Spicyminx's party at VA. She is the hardest working hostess - making sure everyone was happy and introduced me to a lot of great people. The social aspect of the evening was teriiifc - very relaxed and friendly. And then it was playtime. Wow. Just wow. I barely made it upstairs at the end. Thank you, Spicyminx for a very memorable and sensual evening. It wouldn't have happened without your care, hard work and dedication. Can't wait until next time.

Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	I regularly attend spicys bi night it's always a great night and last night was no exception. Very diverse crowd which is great and gives the place a flexibility that you don't find anywhere else. Lots and lots of wonderful bi play going on with everyone! Certainly one of my most playful nights last night X thanks spicy you're a diamond xx Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	As ever last night was a great night. Thanks to everyone. Roll on next month Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended my 1st bi night and wow what can I say. Great club and staff lots of sexy friendly people will definitely be going to the next one. Thanks spicy.xx Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a fun night at bi party at VA. Never fails to deliver, big thank you to Spicy, I caught up with some familiar faces, great to see them back. Of course met some lovely new ones too. Everyone looked hot, with lots of mingling,a bit of dancing the evening flashed by. Wanna go again? Oh YES. xxx cara Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended Spicyminx's bi night last night for the first time. She is a fabulous hostess and the club itself looks amazing with a lovely vibe to it. The playrooms are spacious with lots to see and enough room for all. Although we only played by ourselves we will definitely be back to both the bi night and also going to try other nights on offer :-) Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fun
	Went to the bi night. Love the venue, the organisation, the hot tub/play areas and the very sexy people. Only downside was for some reason we didn't get to play with anyone all night...not quite sure why, but there did seem to be a lot of regulars who knew each other, so perhaps we were an unknown quantity so people held back. We will certainly try and make Dec because it is a really cool club and a big thumbs-up to spicyminx for organising the night. Just hope for a bit more play next time ;) Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fun

Went to the bi night. Love the venue, the organisation, the hot tub/play areas and the very sexy people. Only downside was for some reason we didn't get to play with anyone all night...not quite sure why, but there did seem to be a lot of regulars who knew each other, so perhaps we were an unknown quantity so people held back. We will certainly try and make Dec because it is a really cool club and a big thumbs-up to spicyminx for organising the night. Just hope for a bit more play next time ;)

Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Managed to get back to this club after quite some years! Attended the halloween night on Saturday. Was a fantastic night. Loads of great couples there..staff brilliant too. Went to celebrate my birthday and I'm glad to say I had a lovely time at VA. If you happen to get a chance to visit them you won't be disappointed. Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	Been here a year or so ago . Beautiful place . Very large and equipped. Would be better without unisex toilets and I don't like the open play area . The hot tub is more like a pool it's really lovely but my skin peeled off a day later . Absolutely look forward to another visit . Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fabulous night at this great club.... Jules, Scott and the team worked their magic and the decor and ambience in the club was fantastic. Lots of sexy people and it was great to see some old friends and meet some new ones. Special mention to the DJ's ;) who played a great set and had people dancing all night. Such a good night!!! Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow this place is amazing ! I had a great night last night it was full of some of the sexiest couples I've ever seen at any club before ! Packed with fun , friendly people who know how to enjoy themselves .. the place was rocking ! I will definitely be back again soon ... Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	First time at VA On Saturday Halloween. Really impressed and definitely coming back. Amazing Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first ever visit to a U.K. club last night at the VA. If your nervous newbies like us then this is the club for you. Upon arrival you are given a tour and made to feel right at home. There is a huge play room and even then it was hard to find a space between all the sexy couples!! We will definitely be returning!!!! A massive thank you to all those that made it a great night!!! Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Our first ever visit to a U.K. club last night at the VA.

If your nervous newbies like us then this is the club for you. Upon arrival you are given a tour and made to feel right at home.

There is a huge play room and even then it was hard to find a space between all the sexy couples!!

We will definitely be returning!!!! A massive thank you to all those that made it a great night!!!

Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	We visited Friday night and yet again everyone was friendly the club was decked out ready for Halloween so looked even better than usual . All that attended were very respectful and polite so if any newbies are looking for a first visit then you won't pick a better venue . We stayed over night in the hotel with a 'friend ' and was very impressed with the facilities apart from maybe the bed wasn't big enough for three lol but that adidas we will defiantly stay again . Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fun

We visited Friday night and yet again everyone was friendly the club was decked out ready for Halloween so looked even better than usual . All that attended were very respectful and polite so if any newbies are looking for a first visit then you won't pick a better venue . We stayed over night in the hotel with a 'friend ' and was very impressed with the facilities apart from maybe the bed wasn't big enough for three lol but that adidas we will defiantly stay again .

Date: 30 October 2016

Rating: Fun
	We attended VA on Saturday night and it was our first ever club visit. Having preconceived ideas of swinging, clubs and what goes on, we were shocked at how relaxed everyone was and the environment there. For a couple attending for the first time and expecting a kind of cattle market, we were really pleased that this wasn't the case and that everybody was just relaxed, there was no pressure at all and we had a really good night. No play as first timers but we did have a lovely conversation with a beautiful lady who we are making contact with outside the club. A return visit will definitely be in order Date: 24 October 2016

Rating: Fun

We attended VA on Saturday night and it was our first ever club visit. Having preconceived ideas of swinging, clubs and what goes on, we were shocked at how relaxed everyone was and the environment there.

For a couple attending for the first time and expecting a kind of cattle market, we were really pleased that this wasn't the case and that everybody was just relaxed, there was no pressure at all and we had a really good night.

No play as first timers but we did have a lovely conversation with a beautiful lady who we are making contact with outside the club. A return visit will definitely be in order

Date: 24 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Last night was so hot!! Lots of sexy couples enjoying themselves in the hot tub and in the play rooms, it made for some amazing scenes and a very erotically charged environment - we loved it! Special note goes to the pole dancer who was so sexy that the whole place stopped everything to pay attention to her. Unreal! We'll be back soon! X Date: 23 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended my first club night at The Vanilla Alternative last night and can honestly say that it wont be my last! Met some great people and had some fun (always a bonus but never expected). Love the facilities, especially the hot tub and I really like the fact that that all the play areas are open. If only I could find a single lady to go with! Or a married one with an understanding husband! Date: 15 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Attended my first club night at The Vanilla Alternative last night and can honestly say that it wont be my last! Met some great people and had some fun (always a bonus but never expected). Love the facilities, especially the hot tub and I really like the fact that that all the play areas are open. If only I could find a single lady to go with! Or a married one with an understanding husband!

Date: 15 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	This club is fresh and bubbly and is a credit to the people running it, a great team, the owners and party hosts do a fantastic job, here's to many more birthdays. If you haven't given a club a try give this one a try, there's night for all. Well done T and J. love xxx cara Date: 10 October 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to the BI night and once again had a blast. Great people, fab venue. Date: 9 October 2016

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