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Rating: Fabulous
	Well what can someone say about the VA New Years event, you can't as its was class in good surroundings with great hosts who know how to arrange an event, Great food and tit bits had all round with great people and well the spa was fun standing room only which was fun as we think you can't find a better club in the UK Date: 1 January 2017

Rating: OK
	FANTASTIC Night again, Thanks to the Black guy who pleasured her to immense organ. See you again! Date: 26 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Having been to the Va Club for a few years now all I can say its the best place for a relaxing with very friendly people and staff, We have seen upgrade all the time as understand more are to come, keep it going guys Date: 24 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to VA for the first time last night and what can I say. From the moment I walked in and out at the end of the evening, everyone was so friendly staff/customers. The venue is so well laid out and the hot tub was so relaxing xx can't wait to go back in the new year. Keep up the good fantastic job boys and girls xx Date: 24 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Where else is there to go once a month midweek, nowhere! as the Milf club is by far the place to be. Wonderful clean club and so many yummy milfs. You snooze you looze lol Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great lunchtime session at the Milf Club. Good to see so many hot couples there but now we need more single guys! Thanks to the staff and everyone we played with. See you all in 2017. Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the milf club today as a single male (wasn't single for long) club was very clean and members very polite. Meet some great new friends,some of which welcomed my invite to having a 3 couple and me orgy. Staff were helpful and I'm definitely be bk if you ladies will have me back/cum again. If you see me please varify me and I'll do the same in return. Until next time,see you all in 2017 Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Attended the milf club today as a single male (wasn't single for long) club was very clean and members very polite. Meet some great new friends,some of which welcomed my invite to having a 3 couple and me orgy. Staff were helpful and I'm definitely be bk if you ladies will have me back/cum again. If you see me please varify me and I'll do the same in return. Until next time,see you all in 2017

Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a fantastic night Saturday for a friends birthday bash and stayed on for the fettish event on the Sunday! The fettish guys were very accommodating explaining different things and allowing us to try it all out! Lovely accommodation and a great classy club, nice and clean too! Can't wait to come back for the reunion valentines weekend ... can we have a bit of salad or fruit on the buffet please guys! Xxx Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Had a fantastic night Saturday for a friends birthday bash and stayed on for the fettish event on the Sunday! The fettish guys were very accommodating explaining different things and allowing us to try it all out! Lovely accommodation and a great classy club, nice and clean too! Can't wait to come back for the reunion valentines weekend ... can we have a bit of salad or fruit on the buffet please guys! Xxx

Date: 14 December 2016

Rating: OK
	Amazing place, nice people and good music! We had a nice time there last week! We will come back for sure ;) Date: 12 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a brilliant time there last night. Visited with a regular friend and the atmosphere was perfect from start to finish. This is no longer an up and coming club that just needs this or just needs that. Established with great regulars and lots of newbies. Very sexy clientele and probably 15-20 years average age younger than any other club I've visited recently except for Atlantis. Great mix of partying people and playing people with loads of very high end decor and layout. This club gives what a lot of others claim to give. Very, very impressed guys, you've come a very long way. And the buffet was in a completely different class as well, a true finger buffet with a great variety of high quality and unusual choices. Even better, when we took a break at 12:30 there was still loads left, the locusts hadn't left everything but the lettuce. Date: 11 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Had a brilliant time there last night.

Visited with a regular friend and the atmosphere was perfect from start to finish.

This is no longer an up and coming club that just needs this or just needs that. Established with great regulars and lots of newbies. Very sexy clientele and probably 15-20 years average age younger than any other club I've visited recently except for Atlantis.

Great mix of partying people and playing people with loads of very high end decor and layout. This club gives what a lot of others claim to give.

Very, very impressed guys, you've come a very long way.

And the buffet was in a completely different class as well, a true finger buffet with a great variety of high quality and unusual choices. Even better, when we took a break at 12:30 there was still loads left, the locusts hadn't left everything but the lettuce.

Date: 11 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	What a brilliant night. Place was rocking! Hope everyone enjoyed the music!!! Date: 11 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We went on Friday 9/12 for the first time. So what did we think? The staff were really helpful, showed us round and made us feel comfortable. The building was really well decorated for Xmas and felt very welcoming. We had messaged a couple of people to say hi on Friday and met with several of them, having a really fun time. We loved the whole venue, especially the couples area. For us the only negative (and this is a personal preference not a criticism of the club) was the need to be in towels for the play areas, a lot of people looked fantastic but once in the towels it was just a bit less sexy for us. We like unwrapping our presents...; ) Date: 10 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous

We went on Friday 9/12 for the first time. So what did we think? The staff were really helpful, showed us round and made us feel comfortable. The building was really well decorated for Xmas and felt very welcoming. We had messaged a couple of people to say hi on Friday and met with several of them, having a really fun time. We loved the whole venue, especially the couples area.

For us the only negative (and this is a personal preference not a criticism of the club) was the need to be in towels for the play areas, a lot of people looked fantastic but once in the towels it was just a bit less sexy for us. We like unwrapping our presents...; )

Date: 10 December 2016

Rating: OK
	My first visit to a club and what a club!! Was made to feel very welcome, safe and at ease. Hot tub and beds to die for. Can not wait for my next visit X Date: 10 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	My partner and I attended this spectacular club for Spicy Minx's legendary Bi Night event. After hearing such great things from friends, we were more than looking forward to checking this place out. A beautiful venue, with a warm, sexy vibe, great music, an amazing hot tub and layout that provides lots of opportunities for naughty play. The guests attending Spicy's night were such a great crowd, super friendly and all up for a great time. All of this is amazing, but what really sets this place apart is the people behind it. Spicy is a natural hostess, mingling and making sure everyone had a great time and the owners welcomed us with open arms. We cannot wait to get back to this superb club!!!! See you soon!!! Date: 4 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous

My partner and I attended this spectacular club for Spicy Minx's legendary Bi Night event. After hearing such great things from friends, we were more than looking forward to checking this place out.

A beautiful venue, with a warm, sexy vibe, great music, an amazing hot tub and layout that provides lots of opportunities for naughty play.

The guests attending Spicy's night were such a great crowd, super friendly and all up for a great time.

All of this is amazing, but what really sets this place apart is the people behind it. Spicy is a natural hostess, mingling and making sure everyone had a great time and the owners welcomed us with open arms.

We cannot wait to get back to this superb club!!!!

See you soon!!!

Date: 4 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We finally broken our V.A. cherry on Friday for Spicy's bi night and WOW what a great place it is. Had such a good time and spoke to some lovely people. The facilities are brilliant and daaammmnnn that hot tub is awesome. Hope to be back soon for more asap. Date: 4 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Friday bi night at VA , is defiantly recommend . the whole experiences from club , staff and the great friendly sexy people make the night amazing . I Had the most amazing experiences on Friday , especially to quinny and other sexy couples . Can't wait for the January . Date: 4 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	An amazing start to the party Season, the club was decked out all warm and Christamsy, ALL the guests looked sooo sexy, I met some awesome couples, and some hot singles, I recomend the bi night as it's great if you're bi curious. Something for everyone. Looking forward to January. Date: 3 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	We haven't been for 4 months due to a house move but back on the 1st Friday of the month and things have not changed. What a wicked bi night, we have been to other clubs that offer bi nights but this is a Friday and its the weekend. Great club, great guests, great staff and a special thanks to Spicy Minx - what a great host - thanks all and see you soon xxx Date: 3 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Again what can you say about this place ???erm ...absalutly fabulous....great night great place and great staff Date: 3 December 2016

Rating: OK
	Went last night we love the club and Tania Sharon Scot Martin Jules make it for us , busy good dj food and very hot fun in the hot tub met some lovely people to lovely girls who were staying over from Mk , if you want a club that is clean fun and full sex mad people give it a go . x Date: 3 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	After a six month break my husband and our beautiful lady friend joined me for a naughty weekend at this amazing club! There has been a few changes which are great! Milf club was good Friday night, quite a few guys but all very respectful and non pushy! Saturday night was quite busy and full of beautiful couples and ladies! Thanks again guys for another great weekend! Date: 27 November 2016

Rating: OK
	Visited for the second time last night 26th Nov. Not disappointed again. Staff very friendly and club really clean. We stayed over night and only issue was someone trying to get in our room with there key through out the night. Must have been a bit tipsy and not read there number correctly. Will definitely visit va again x Date: 27 November 2016

Rating: Fun
	We attended this club Friday the 28th. This was our first time at a club. We was very surprised how well presented & clean the venue was. The hot tub was amazing & had a play in there. Lots of play areas which was good. We meet some great couples. The only small downfall was it was a little quite considering it was a couples/single males & felmale night. We will definitely be going back as we had a great time. We did stay in the hotel, it was ok. There was a few issues with the room but would stay again. Date: 21 November 2016

Rating: Fun

We attended this club Friday the 28th. This was our first time at a club. We was very surprised how well presented & clean the venue was. The hot tub was amazing & had a play in there. Lots of play areas which was good. We meet some great couples. The only small downfall was it was a little quite considering it was a couples/single males & felmale night. We will definitely be going back as we had a great time. We did stay in the hotel, it was ok. There was a few issues with the room but would stay again.

Date: 21 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited this club last night with friends and as been said great place very friendly staff good crowd of sexy people atmosphere was perfect, thank you. Date: 13 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Fantastic night at this great club celebrating a friends birthday. All the staff never fail to be so welcoming and helpful. All facilities once again were brilliant, thanks for a superb night. Date: 13 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited on the 4th for the first time. I'd not been to one of Spicy's events since she ran them a couple of years ago at a different venue. This was my first visit to the VA and the difference To other clubs I have been to was instantly noticable - the venue itself is fantastic and the staff were excellent. As always Spicy was a warm and welcoming hostess and there was a great crowd in - a nice mix of couples, tv/ts and single guys. Attending clubs as a single bloke can sometimes be a little intimidating but I found everyone I spoke with very laid back and welcoming, and I woukd happily venture back again. As I had to drive to/from the venue my only slight niggle on the night was that the bar prices for non alcoholic beer were the same as regular bottled beer... But maybe that will encourage me to just book a room next time!!! :-). Thanks Spicy for a great night x Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Visited on the 4th for the first time. I'd not been to one of Spicy's events since she ran them a couple of years ago at a different venue. This was my first visit to the VA and the difference To other clubs I have been to was instantly noticable - the venue itself is fantastic and the staff were excellent. As always Spicy was a warm and welcoming hostess and there was a great crowd in - a nice mix of couples, tv/ts and single guys. Attending clubs as a single bloke can sometimes be a little intimidating but I found everyone I spoke with very laid back and welcoming, and I woukd happily venture back again. As I had to drive to/from the venue my only slight niggle on the night was that the bar prices for non alcoholic beer were the same as regular bottled beer... But maybe that will encourage me to just book a room next time!!! :-). Thanks Spicy for a great night x

Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: OK
	We visited VA for the first time last night ( 5th nov) and wasn't disappointed at all. Clean friendly with plenty of room for play. Jacuzzi is to die for. We stayed in the hotel and only downside was decor. Old and a hole in the ceiling. It's only for sleeping in so overlooked theses issues. Will definitely be returning Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Having visited the V.A. before for a fetish event we decided we wanted to see what the club was like on a Saturday night when it was hosting a swingers night. We were not disappointed. The club is very easy to find and the Sat Nav literally takes you into their car park where there is more than enough room for parking. We were greeted at the door by a well-dressed gentleman who shook our hands and welcomed us into the club. The lady on the door remembered us from our previous visit to the fetish event and talked us through the clubs rules before offering us a new tour of the facilities to make sure we understood the layout of the premises as a swinging club as opposed to the layout they use for fetish events. The Facilities. Changing room. Very clean, Plenty of space and towels were provided inside the locker. Toilets. Mixed gender and busy at times but well maintained clean and surprisingly very social for a toilet lol. Well it would be rude not to speak to the others who were waiting patiently lol. The Bar. The bar was well stocked and reasonably priced. The staff were very friendly and worked hard to make sure they served you as quickly as they could. One of them even jumped into the Jacuzzi. The bar also offered a small bar menu that we just had to take advantage off because we were starving lol. The couples bed. Unfortunately we only got a brief view of the couple room but we did notice the bed was fairly spacious and accommodating with a lockable barrel if you felt inclined to lock your partner up whilst you enjoyed a play. The main play room. The room hosted numerous beds for when couples paired off and some had curtains if you decided that you were ready for some privacy. The beds were good quality and you was expected to use towels underneath you to help maintain hygiene for the next couple to use it. We only had one complaint here and that was that over one of the beds was a very bright light that rotated through numerous colours. We endured it for a short period of time but found it was so bright that it was giving us a headache so we moved to a different bed. The 40 seater Jacuzzi. Wow, we loved it. We spent most of night here enjoying the company of other couples. The atmosphere here was electric and the Jacuzzi was amazing. Especially when enjoyed with an ice cold flavoured water. Around the Jacuzzi was more beds in case the Jacuzzi users wanted to get out and have a play with each other without being to far from their partners or the pool. The smoking facilities. Not being smokers we didn’t really venture into this area however we were made aware that should we decide to venture outside bath robes had been provided to keep the guest’s warm and that there were seating areas. The Hotel. Again unfortunately we wasn’t making use of the hotel however I do believe that if It was maintained to the high standard the club was being maintained to I am sure it will be worth every penny. Its something to consider if visiting and you are travelling a long distance. You could have a bed and some breakfast. Dance floor and social areas. The dance floor had a great looking stripper pole and plenty of room for dancing. The mood was maintained by current pop music providing a great feel and atmosphere for those that were using it not the mention the DJ doing his best to ensure there was something for everyone. The social and seating areas were comfortable, clean and very welcoming. They were close to bar meaning you never had far to walk for drinks and the people using the areas all seemed friendly welcoming. Our Night We placed our personal belonging in the locker and headed out to the bar to enjoy a drink. This was different for us as we are used to getting undressed upon arrival at a club but the V.A. allows you to remain dressed in the bar. We enjoyed a drink and some chips that were well cooked before venturing off to get undressed and jump into their 40 seater Jacuzzi. This is where our night really took off. We met a lovely couple in the tub and got chatting to them like we had been friends for a long time. The social environment was amazing and as the clubs guest’s started arriving more and more people found their way into the tub. There was lots of laughing and lots of play going on around us but we never felt awkward and even took part in some of the play ourselves. When we were ready we moved to the main play room for some personal time and other than the issue with the bright light we had a great time. At the end we enjoyed a shower before having a last drink and settling our bar bill. We left having made some new friends and took with us some very naughty but very nice memories. We will most certainly be going back as soon as we can. On a personal note too we spoke briefly to the clubs owner who was amazing and she alone made us want to revisit the club. The Bad bits. Although very few there were a couple of things. 1. The bright lights above the bed in the main play room. So bright it was giving us a headache 2. Although the shower was amazing at the beginning of the night as the night drew to a close the shower became freezing cold and was a disappointment after such a lovely time in the Jacuzzi 3. Mistaking towels in the Jacuzzi. Unfortunately all the towels are the same and indistinguishable from each other. We recommend that take you own towel or keep your towel close to avoid anyone accidently mixing your towel up for their own. These were all small things really and only had small impact on our overall night. We have always said it’s the atmosphere that is most important and the club certainly provided one of the best atmospheres we have had the pleasure of being apart of. Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Having visited the V.A. before for a fetish event we decided we wanted to see what the club was like on a Saturday night when it was hosting a swingers night.

We were not disappointed.

The club is very easy to find and the Sat Nav literally takes you into their car park where there is more than enough room for parking. We were greeted at the door by a well-dressed gentleman who shook our hands and welcomed us into the club. The lady on the door remembered us from our previous visit to the fetish event and talked us through the clubs rules before offering us a new tour of the facilities to make sure we understood the layout of the premises as a swinging club as opposed to the layout they use for fetish events.

The Facilities.

Changing room.

Very clean, Plenty of space and towels were provided inside the locker.

Toilets.

Mixed gender and busy at times but well maintained clean and surprisingly very social for a toilet lol. Well it would be rude not to speak to the others who were waiting patiently lol.

The Bar.

The bar was well stocked and reasonably priced. The staff were very friendly and worked hard to make sure they served you as quickly as they could. One of them even jumped into the Jacuzzi. The bar also offered a small bar menu that we just had to take advantage off because we were starving lol.

The couples bed.

Unfortunately we only got a brief view of the couple room but we did notice the bed was fairly spacious and accommodating with a lockable barrel if you felt inclined to lock your partner up whilst you enjoyed a play.

The main play room. The room hosted numerous beds for when couples paired off and some had curtains if you decided that you were ready for some privacy. The beds were good quality and you was expected to use towels underneath you to help maintain hygiene for the next couple to use it. We only had one complaint here and that was that over one of the beds was a very bright light that rotated through numerous colours. We endured it for a short period of time but found it was so bright that it was giving us a headache so we moved to a different bed.

The 40 seater Jacuzzi.

Wow, we loved it. We spent most of night here enjoying the company of other couples. The atmosphere here was electric and the Jacuzzi was amazing. Especially when enjoyed with an ice cold flavoured water. Around the Jacuzzi was more beds in case the Jacuzzi users wanted to get out and have a play with each other without being to far from their partners or the pool.

The smoking facilities.

Not being smokers we didn’t really venture into this area however we were made aware that should we decide to venture outside bath robes had been provided to keep the guest’s warm and that there were seating areas.

The Hotel.

Again unfortunately we wasn’t making use of the hotel however I do believe that if It was maintained to the high standard the club was being maintained to I am sure it will be worth every penny. Its something to consider if visiting and you are travelling a long distance. You could have a bed and some breakfast.

Dance floor and social areas.

The dance floor had a great looking stripper pole and plenty of room for dancing. The mood was maintained by current pop music providing a great feel and atmosphere for those that were using it not the mention the DJ doing his best to ensure there was something for everyone. The social and seating areas were comfortable, clean and very welcoming. They were close to bar meaning you never had far to walk for drinks and the people using the areas all seemed friendly welcoming.

Our Night

We placed our personal belonging in the locker and headed out to the bar to enjoy a drink. This was different for us as we are used to getting undressed upon arrival at a club but the V.A. allows you to remain dressed in the bar. We enjoyed a drink and some chips that were well cooked before venturing off to get undressed and jump into their 40 seater Jacuzzi.

This is where our night really took off. We met a lovely couple in the tub and got chatting to them like we had been friends for a long time. The social environment was amazing and as the clubs guest’s started arriving more and more people found their way into the tub. There was lots of laughing and lots of play going on around us but we never felt awkward and even took part in some of the play ourselves.

When we were ready we moved to the main play room for some personal time and other than the issue with the bright light we had a great time. At the end we enjoyed a shower before having a last drink and settling our bar bill.

We left having made some new friends and took with us some very naughty but very nice memories. We will most certainly be going back as soon as we can.

On a personal note too we spoke briefly to the clubs owner who was amazing and she alone made us want to revisit the club.

The Bad bits. Although very few there were a couple of things.

1. The bright lights above the bed in the main play room. So bright it was giving us a headache

2. Although the shower was amazing at the beginning of the night as the night drew to a close the shower became freezing cold and was a disappointment after such a lovely time in the Jacuzzi

3. Mistaking towels in the Jacuzzi. Unfortunately all the towels are the same and indistinguishable from each other. We recommend that take you own towel or keep your towel close to avoid anyone accidently mixing your towel up for their own.

These were all small things really and only had small impact on our overall night. We have always said it’s the atmosphere that is most important and the club certainly provided one of the best atmospheres we have had the pleasure of being apart of.

Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fun
	Another great night as always. Very clean and very fun club the staff are always so helpful and friendly can't wait for our next trip x Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	This is a party that is moving into legendary status. For so many of us now it has become the highlight of our month and just cannot be beaten for its outgoing friendliness. Always a huge thank you to Spicy for her tireless work and making sure that everyone has the best evening possible. Thank you to everyone who attended. What a fantastic mix of people! Date: 6 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous
	Our first time at VA for bi night, and we were just blown away by the place. The hostess was most attentive, gave us a detailed tour, then introduced us to some of the regulars - not that she needed to, we found ourselves chatting away with many couples throughout the evening, culminating in some very sexy play in both the couples room and the hot tub room. We cannot wait for next round - we really hope this becomes a fortnightly event, as we can see ourselves becoming regulars! Date: 5 November 2016

Rating: Fabulous

Our first time at VA for bi night, and we were just blown away by the place. The hostess was most attentive, gave us a detailed tour, then introduced us to some of the regulars - not that she needed to, we found ourselves chatting away with many couples throughout the evening, culminating in some very sexy play in both the couples room and the hot tub room. We cannot wait for next round - we really hope this becomes a fortnightly event, as we can see ourselves becoming regulars!

Date: 5 November 2016

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