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The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
Wow Milf Club was awesome, all the ladies looked gorgeous. Made some new friends, Love_Honey and friend were making the party swing, a sexy newbie.

If you met me come n say so I can verify you. Hope to be at the next one.

Ladies I recomend Milf Club, it's relaxed and fun. Great facilities with friendly staff.


Date: 27 February 2019

Rating: Fun
Today’s Milf club was the busiest one I’ve seen, lots of lovely people and lots of fun had.

However we and some of the other couples were disappointed that the price on the door was different to that advertised on the website and also that the locker price has gone up to £20 deposit.

Maybe this should be made clear on the website.


Date: 27 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Recently attended for the first time and was very impressed with the club, layout and the lovely friendly people I met. Had a super sexy time and would love to attend again soon :)

Date: 27 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
I’m a regular at the VA and know that most nights are fab I had the opportunity to go to chic on Saturday and wow these guys take it to level I didn’t know existed.

Great night, great hosts extremely sexy people

Keep up the good work we will see you on the 27th xxx


Date: 25 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Love it. All of the staff are friendly, and Jules is just fantastic. She was standing outside when I came the first time a year ago and really put me at ease, and meeting her again last night I can see why the club does so well. It’s classy, but so fun. Go, you won’t regret it ;-)

Date: 24 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Very open club which encourages open play and very little emphasis on couples room. Friendly staff and great group of respectful members. Here’s to many more nights at the VA :-)

Date: 22 February 2019

Rating: Fun
We attended the Mix evening on Friday 15th February. We are relatively new to the scene and are slowly finding our way. There is so much to learn. We like the atmosphere at VA and have made it our regular venue of choice.

Just a couple of observations. It would be great if everyone would respect the facilities - no outdoor shoes in the Hot Tub area and no glass drinking glasses. And Mr Steed please turn up the heating in the Hot Tub lol.

Apart from that we had an amazing time with another sexy mixed couple. We didn't get your name please say "Hello"


Date: 18 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Wow! This place is awesome! So clean and tidy.. Its first class! It was our first time there so Brian showed us around, he was very thorough and very lovely gentleman too. The bar staff were friendly and bubbly and a super lady, I think was probably the host treated us to a drink, what a lovely gesture.

We met some very friendly couples there, some very hot couples too and we had some steamy fun. On and off the dance floor!

The music was fab.. Not the regular D. J, but some great tunes were pumping.

Jaccuzzi... Oh my.. That's a great place to play and beds all around to to play on.

Lots of social and play areas.. Everything is open plan and works really well.

I loved the fact they have Gin glasses.. Mint!

If you want a classy night.. VA is the place to go.. We will be back for sure!

Thank you for a wonderful first time VA... Also I love the little hotel.. Its so cute and quirky.

Check it out... You won't be disappointed.


Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: Fun
OK... where to start.

We attended last night for our first time. Very easy to find A+. We were greeted openly, shown around and staff are very kind and upbeat :)

The venue looks amazing and is a great size with plenty of room to enjoy Socially, playfully and perversely lol

Being the newbies - we realised that there were a lot of regulars and those that were on meets which made interacting at first daunting but to be expected.

Its refreshing to see areas had cleaning sprays and towels that couples can use to clean the area before and after play which is great however, the main off put for me personally - The pool/Hot tub smelt a little,, ermm well fish tank, a little stagnant. (sorry) hence we didn't stay in it. (only 2 showers that we knew of, one wasn't working)

2 other things were a little uncomfortable but certainly not off putting - 1) It got very VERY warm in the play areas heat wise lol, 2) Music - DJ was spot on!! BUT - in the play areas you could hear both which was (if you imagine - 2 types of music blaring out, men+women climaxing) it was over powering/confusing. (suggest pipe the dance music into all rooms - solves that minor issue lol)

The buffet was mm mm mmmmm, fresh + tasty with a selection to suite all.

Drinks are a good price and can add to the locker tab to save messing around cash wise.

Other than the very few negatives, we loved the venue and will be returning.

Highly recommend this venue :)


Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: Fun
First ever visit, really friendly, clean and fantastic music .... Mrs Norty did her dirty dancing which seemed popular with both the boys and the girls. X

Date: 17 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Great afternoon made very welcome lovely clean and fresh lots to see and lots of fun thanks all

Date: 13 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Visited VA this Saturday just gone, met with a couple we've been chatting to as it was a first club experience for all of us, and it was such a wonderful night. A gorgeous venue and such a relaxed atmosphere, very eager to revisit and try some different events!

Date: 11 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We visited VA for the first time ever on 11th Feb... and our only real problem is that we regret not having done so a long time ago! Parking is easy. Overall impression is Lovely clean open spaces inside, great use of lighting/shadows...Great staff/owners, who are friendly, confident & experienced which sets a great relaxed feel to the whole venue.

Lockers conveniently provided centrally in the venue is a great idea, and leads through to...

Licenced bar with fast service from great staff & stocked with a good range of options to suit various tastes. (Must say “Thank you” for a lovely selection of gin!)

Dance-floor nearby with pole for those with the moves, leads round to a couples only area

Across the other side of the bar theres a Snug/seating area very plush & comfortable set back from the bar. (Restroom, spotless & well-lit)

The massive hot tub is more of a steamy pool with an equally enormous bed alongside, and both area’s were full of people enjoying lots of naked fun. Capacity... couldn't count but there was still plenty of room!

We love this place, felt very comfortable safe and relaxed, met so many fabulous people and stayed till the end. Consequently were very glad of our room upstairs, so convenient! No taxi, desi-driver logisitics to juggle, and lots of fun. Can’t wait for next time!


Date: 11 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great 1st visit to this club, came highly recommended and didn't disappoint, the venue is great, loads of play space to enjoy and the hot tub is fabulous, once I was in I wasn't getting out, and I didn't need to as all the fun was happening in there, the club was filled with a great mixture of fun flirty sexy couples who all definitely knew how to have a great time. Would definitely recommend anyone to give this place a visit, shame it's so far away as I'd love to visit on Ur BDSM night and try that cross :D

Date: 11 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Oh what a night!

Our first visit to VA last night (Saturday Soirée). We stayed overnight in one of the hotel room on-site. Lovely place, with a real upmarket feel, though the hotel room is in dire need of a new mattress and a decent shower!

Great mix of people, not younger and older. Fantastic social atmosphere and we met and chatted with some lovely couples throughout the night.

Once the party got going, many of us retired to the hot tub, and the real fun commenced! For a good hour and a half we enjoyed an amazing soft swap session with a lovely couple from Kent and another young lady (both of whoms FAB names we forgot to get!).

Amazing night! We will be back... :-)


Date: 10 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We visited last (Friday) night, our first trip to VA in some years. Friendly welcome and we were stunned by the vast improvements made to the club from last we saw it. Open plan format is a definite winner - and the removal of private spaces works too and helps with the atmosphere.

We both had lots of fun ourselves - and enjoyed some fantastic views of others doing the same.

We were a little disappointed with the number of single guys admitted - unusually we felt it could have done with a few more (which makes a change!) - perhaps that’s just curvy feeling extra greedy.

We look forward to returning soon

C&S


Date: 9 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Been attending this club very regularly for some time now, it is truly magnificent always a welcome friendly crowd always new people to meet.

The venue is always spotlessly clean, professional staff, good music and nice hot tub. I visited last Friday on bi night and it was very busy and had lots of fun. Already looking forward to my next visit. Xxx S


Date: 7 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
I attended Spicy's bi night for the first time in a while and straight away was reminded why I love these nights . Despite the weather there was a good turnout ...A chance to catch up with old friends , and make new ones. Spicy us always friendly and welcoming , and the VA is always spotless and well staffed. Can't wait for the next one !

Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We wanted to try this club for a while, and we decided to go on the Saturday 26th of Jan, and we were not disappointed. They gave us a tour of the Club and it is very big and clean. It was quite quiet that night, but it had a good atmosphere. Our night was made more memorable when we met another interracial couple. We stayed in the hotel, which was convenient as it was only a walk upstairs from the club. We will definitely come here again, but we will try a theme night next time.

From EandA x


Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Attended SpicyMinx’s legendary BiNight - it’s a tribute to her and the club that even on the coldest night of the year regular fans and new arrivals weren’t going to miss this monthly feast of Bi/trans/straight fun and frolics. The guests range from friendly to VERY friendly, depending on how the chemistry goes. Plenty of laughter and chat plus even more moans of delight and shouts of enthusiasm (some people have a really wild time!) I’ve always had a great night and met a range of lovely, open-minded and sexy folk here.

Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Our first time at VA yesterday night, the place is amazing, we really enjoyed ourselves. Can't wait to be back.

Date: 3 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Had my first visit to VA last night, and i was immensely impressed, the club is operated very professionally, the facilities are fantastic and everyone one was very friendly. I will be returning :)

Date: 2 February 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Some of my friends have recommended the VA on numerous occasions, but I’ve not had the chance to visit until last night.....

I went as a single guy to the bi-night, on arrival I was met and shown around, then introduced to a few folk who were already there. The initial feeling is one of a classy club. The selection of guests is quite stringent but that’s good as it produces guests who are really into what the night is about.

The atmosphere is excellent, the hosts welcoming and helpful, drink prices very reasonable and the whol evening was a great experience. I shall be returning!


Date: 2 February 2019

Rating: OK
We first spoke about doing this 10 years ago, but never pulled the trigger until now.

After doing some research into where to have our first experience in the scene, we decided to try VA.

It was a little quiet but we wasn't disappointed. From our first arrival the staff put us at ease with their friendly and helpful manner.

We didn't get to speak to many people but the ones we did were really friendly.

We enjoyed watching others have fun and then having a play ourselves, we thoroughly enjoyed our first experience.

We will definitely return again soon.



Date: 28 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
This was my second visit to The Vanilla Alternative and once again it was amazing. Everybody was incredibly friendly and respectful. Although unlike my first time on NYE it was obviously not as busy, it still was great and my partner and I had a fantastic time; especially in the glory hole ;) xx

Date: 27 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Was our first time last Saturday and loved it! Didn't play with others but got a front row seat to lots of naughtyness specially inside the hot tub!

Lots of hot sexy couples and what a great venue! Clean, very modern, excellent mood lighting throughout lots of play areas and the staff were great!

Free buffet which was unexpected surprise but a very welcome one though.

It was a bit of a drive for us but well worth it beats any club we have been to hands down. This will be our regular haunt now.


Date: 26 January 2019

Rating: Fun
The quietest it's been for us when attending, but loved it got more of a chance to chat to everyone around, new & old. Staff top form, thank you x

Hot tub amazing as always, hopefully get back sooner next time.


Date: 20 January 2019

Rating: Fun
Haven’t been in a while but visited for the Mix event last night, great blend of new & experienced people at a superb venue

3 great couples put on an early show in the hot tub which was great viewing, wish I had joined!

Enjoyed the club atmosphere as always, lots of sexy couples to chat to throughout the night, and had some unexpected fun with one particular pair!

If you met me there feel free to drop me a message

Will be back visiting my favourite club soon


Date: 19 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
This has Been the club I keep returning to over the years and with good reason . Lately I’ve been attending MILF club , and this is such a great , classy friendly club and the staff goes out of their way to make you feel welcome and oh we do !!!

The hot tub is my all time favourite and the bar and sitting area are amazing and cozy for socialising and hunting a little before the play beginner. The couples room ohh joy , so many smoking hot memories , love the set up of podiums like beds . See you soon . Puss will be back ......


Date: 17 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
We just spent a wonderful night at va last night x beautiful couples and good music x can’t wait for chic party x

Date: 13 January 2019

Rating: Fabulous
Had a great night last night, made lots of new sexy friends. Great atmosphere super sexy crowd. Love this club

Date: 13 January 2019

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