The Vanilla Alternative

Rating: Fabulous
	VA and Jules gave us an amazing weekend of entertainment,genuine friendly people and a safe and fabulous environment to party the weekend away. FOF is a huge social event. Where everyone is friendly happy and just there to have a great time. You couldn't walk pass anyone without engaging in conversation. And because the daytime activities are low key we ended up chatting and socialising in and around the tented village and got to meet so many new friends. The evening excelled. From the huge inflatable marquee where we danced the nights away. To the inside play areas which were full to bursting. Thank you for an unforgettable weekend of Fun. Now to sleep for the week. Xxx Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous

VA and Jules gave us an amazing weekend of entertainment,genuine friendly people and a safe and fabulous environment to party the weekend away.

FOF is a huge social event. Where everyone is friendly happy and just there to have a great time. You couldn't walk pass anyone without engaging in conversation. And because the daytime activities are low key we ended up chatting and socialising in and around the tented village and got to meet so many new friends.

The evening excelled. From the huge inflatable marquee where we danced the nights away. To the inside play areas which were full to bursting.

Thank you for an unforgettable weekend of Fun. Now to sleep for the week. Xxx

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Absolutely fantastic weekend at the VA Festival of Fun. Thanks to Jules and the team who made it happen. Great DJ on Saturday night, easy going friendly vibe, campsite full to the brim with happy sexy people, liberally sprinkled with some rather gorgeous filthy fun. The best kind of weekend. V x Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Just got back fron our first festival at the VA, and what an absolutely fantastic weekend it has been. The food form the it side caterers was basic but excellent, especially the breakfast and the hog roast. The outside bar was fantastic and with the perfect weather and great music it was hard to believe we were in the English countryside. The foam party on a scor hung hot summer afternoon with absolutely banging music, water cannons, etc. Was so southern france/ibiza it was surreal. People were still dabbing and having sex under the foam many hours later. Outdoor solid fuel hot tubs, a massive event tent, some genuinely good cover bands and the last band on Saturday got the crowd so hyped up it made a big old 90swarehouse rave seem under control, lol. And also thank you so much for not drowning the whole event in the same 80s musical dross that the whole swinging scene seems to think their guests want. Well done everybody involved for such a brilliantly organised and awesome event, as well as staying os cheerful under the stress of making it perfect for us as guests. Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous

Just got back fron our first festival at the VA, and what an absolutely fantastic weekend it has been. The food form the it side caterers was basic but excellent, especially the breakfast and the hog roast. The outside bar was fantastic and with the perfect weather and great music it was hard to believe we were in the English countryside.

The foam party on a scor hung hot summer afternoon with absolutely banging music, water cannons, etc. Was so southern france/ibiza it was surreal. People were still dabbing and having sex under the foam many hours later.

Outdoor solid fuel hot tubs, a massive event tent, some genuinely good cover bands and the last band on Saturday got the crowd so hyped up it made a big old 90swarehouse rave seem under control, lol.

And also thank you so much for not drowning the whole event in the same 80s musical dross that the whole swinging scene seems to think their guests want.

Well done everybody involved for such a brilliantly organised and awesome event, as well as staying os cheerful under the stress of making it perfect for us as guests.

Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Attend VA festival of fun it was our first time and definitely won’t be our last everything was well thought out from the hot tubs paddling pool foam party to the acts and of course Brandon Blok we meet some great new friends please feel free to get in touch and verify us Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended the festival Saturday, my first time at VA and was very impressed. Great club and great vibes. Guest DJ was amazing! Loved how friendly it all was. Well done to the staff for all their hard work, was on the ball for cleaning. Look forward to next year.... Date: 5 August 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Another amazing weekend at The VA. Great venue, kind and very professional staff, sexy people. Can't recommend The VA highly enough! Date: 29 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended last night after a long break and lovely to see how this club has grown since my first visit a few years ago. I love the layout and relaxed feel about VA, still my number one choice. Date: 28 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended VA last night with a group of gorgeous sexy friends and what a fantastic night we all had. Made the single gents feel more relaxed in a mass of bodies on the bed followed by a treat in the glory hole. The venue is clean, friendly and very relaxed. Such a lovely clientele that attend. Will certainly be back soon despite the 2 hour drive. Well worth it ;-) xxx Date: 28 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited VA last night for the very first time. I must say this club was well worth the drive. I’ve never been to any club where the people are so friendly,l. The club has a fantastic set up, with ample car parking facilities, the decor was on point and the play areas were all amazingly clean and inviting! The hot tub was an added bonus....very big and super luxurious. And the staff were all fantastic and super friendly. We will definitely be going back again. The VA is rocking and I highly recommend to anyone who’s thinking of visiting this place. Thank you VA for a brilliant night and to the sexy ladies who gave me a pole dancing lesson! Amira and friends xxx Date: 15 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous

We visited VA last night for the very first time. I must say this club was well worth the drive. I’ve never been to any club where the people are so friendly,l. The club has a fantastic set up, with ample car parking facilities, the decor was on point and the play areas were all amazingly clean and inviting! The hot tub was an added bonus....very big and super luxurious. And the staff were all fantastic and super friendly. We will definitely be going back again. The VA is rocking and I highly recommend to anyone who’s thinking of visiting this place. Thank you VA for a brilliant night and to the sexy ladies who gave me a pole dancing lesson! Amira and friends xxx

Date: 15 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	An excellent club with fantastic facilities. Super welcoming and helpful staff and really friendly regulars. Will definitely be making another trip soon! Date: 14 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Made the incredibly long journey from north to south to celebrate my bday at VA! Fantastic night, staff were lovely even made me a cake. Great facilities at the club and would venture down again Date: 14 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	We chose VA for our first ever club experience on Saturday and so glad we did. The staff we're so helpful and helped us get over our nerves with their welcome. It was a bit quiet but we really enjoyed ourselves, particularly in the massive hot tub. We'd definitely recomend VA and look forward to planning our next visit. Date: 11 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Another great Milf Club at VA today. Bit of a slow start, but once things kicked off it was as busy as ever. Thanks to all of the old (and new) friends we met and played with. See you all again soon. Date: 11 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a fantastic evening at the bi party, met gorgeous people, everyone looked sexy n hot, Sugar did a great job hosting and looking hot, big kiss. All the facilities are great and the staff do a fabulous job. Well recomend this night. Date: 7 July 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	As fresh newbies to this club we were quite nervous until we were met with an outstanding welcome from the lovely Sugar. Instantly we felt welcome and couldn’t wait until the clock struck 8 to get downstairs and enjoy the fun. The room we were staying in was inviting and comfy with a great en-suite. This place is certainly for the classier swingers from the decor, the inviting play areas and the sexy clientele walking through the door we knew a good night ahead was to be had. We loved the fact that all areas were open with a separate area for just couples. We found ourselves tangled up with other bodies on more than one occasion. The music and midnight buffet just added to the atmosphere of a great club. We will definitely be going back to the VA and would highly recommend it to all x Date: 24 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous

As fresh newbies to this club we were quite nervous until we were met with an outstanding welcome from the lovely Sugar. Instantly we felt welcome and couldn’t wait until the clock struck 8 to get downstairs and enjoy the fun. The room we were staying in was inviting and comfy with a great en-suite.

This place is certainly for the classier swingers from the decor, the inviting play areas and the sexy clientele walking through the door we knew a good night ahead was to be had. We loved the fact that all areas were open with a separate area for just couples. We found ourselves tangled up with other bodies on more than one occasion. The music and midnight buffet just added to the atmosphere of a great club. We will definitely be going back to the VA and would highly recommend it to all x

Date: 24 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	We went to VA last night , it was very welcoming at first and the surroundings are beautiful , as the night went on , although we played on our own in one of the areas we found that it was difficult or impossible to break into the inner circle of people , who it was obvious had been coming for some time and were happy with the existing group. The staff were lovely , and birthday cake was eagerly eaten Yes we will be back , Date: 17 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous

We went to VA last night , it was very welcoming at first and the surroundings are beautiful , as the night went on , although we played on our own in one of the areas we found that it was difficult or impossible to break into the inner circle of people , who it was obvious had been coming for some time and were happy with the existing group. The staff were lovely , and birthday cake was eagerly eaten

Yes we will be back ,

Date: 17 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to MILF club yesterday for the first time at this club. Really impressed! Busy club, lots of attractive men and couples. The venue is beautiful, it’s modern, bright, clean and has a great feel to it. Love the jacuzzi and the couples area is the best I’ve seen. The staff are friendly and the drinks are competitively priced. Will definitely come back to another MILF club! x Date: 14 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous

Went to MILF club yesterday for the first time at this club. Really impressed! Busy club, lots of attractive men and couples. The venue is beautiful, it’s modern, bright, clean and has a great feel to it. Love the jacuzzi and the couples area is the best I’ve seen. The staff are friendly and the drinks are competitively priced. Will definitely come back to another MILF club! x

Date: 14 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Attended VA Saturday night with my sexy woman in crime.. Fantastic club great licensed bar lovely finger food and great play areas,packed with all really sexy people.. Naughty group fun was had in the fabulous hotel rooms upstairs Date: 11 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Went to the VA friday night with my frend just fabulous thats her user name and it was fabulous great atmousfear and realy frendly people great hot tob and play areas we will go back for sure Date: 10 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	This is our second time we have been to va what a club, it is friendly very sexy can wait to the next time we will be coming a regular to this club , and the club never let's you down the dance floor the room and the beds not forgetting the Jacuzzi wow Date: 10 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	So glad we finally made it to VA! A great night had with lots of fun in a great environment. We will definitely go again and highly recommend it Date: 10 June 2018

Rating: Fun
	Its been a while since i was last at va. As soon as i walked in it was like id never been away staff were friendly and such a laugh and everywhere was spotless. Lovely people attended and i had a great night. Date: 9 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	I have visited this amazing club many times mostly once a month on spicy bi nights and happy to say that it’s my favourite and one of the best in country and I have been to many clubs in southeast, midlands and London. Reasonably priced, professional staff, nice decor, sexy clientele and friendly atmosphere. I will highly recommend to anyone to visit this club. Xxx S Date: 6 June 2018

Rating: OK
	We attended the Cirque D’Amour event on 2 Jun. The club has certainly improved since our last visit (no more damp, mouldy carpet around the pool!) but it still isn’t really good enough to justify the admission fee. There is no variety in the play area - just three rows of plastic-covered mattresses and a very lame attempt at a glory hole. There are no private areas (to encourage guests to pay an extra £70 for a hotel room, one must assume) and the couples-only room was regularly visited by single men. The constant thumping of EDM/drum n bass from the DJ got very tedious - the sound reverberated throughout the whole building and there was no attempt into play anything slower or sexy. The addition of a ‘dungeon’ area was a good idea, but it’s also the main route through to the hotel rooms, so was subject to a constant stream of noisy guests; extremely off-putting! There is nothing erotic or sexy about VA, so we’re unlikely to visit again. However, the club seems to have its own regular clientele who are very happy with the place, so maybe we’re just being picky.., Date: 5 June 2018

Rating: OK

We attended the Cirque D’Amour event on 2 Jun. The club has certainly improved since our last visit (no more damp, mouldy carpet around the pool!) but it still isn’t really good enough to justify the admission fee. There is no variety in the play area - just three rows of plastic-covered mattresses and a very lame attempt at a glory hole. There are no private areas (to encourage guests to pay an extra £70 for a hotel room, one must assume) and the couples-only room was regularly visited by single men. The constant thumping of EDM/drum n bass from the DJ got very tedious - the sound reverberated throughout the whole building and there was no attempt into play anything slower or sexy. The addition of a ‘dungeon’ area was a good idea, but it’s also the main route through to the hotel rooms, so was subject to a constant stream of noisy guests; extremely off-putting!

There is nothing erotic or sexy about VA, so we’re unlikely to visit again. However, the club seems to have its own regular clientele who are very happy with the place, so maybe we’re just being picky..,

Date: 5 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Another superb night at VA when BelleAmour Parties hosted the amazing Cirque D'Amour. A very classy venue who have taken the time to make a few very nice changes to the layout and facilities which were great to see. As always, the staff were completely brilliant and worked their socks off to look after a very busy club. Fantabulous night and we look forward to a return visit soon. Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous

Another superb night at VA when BelleAmour Parties hosted the amazing Cirque D'Amour. A very classy venue who have taken the time to make a few very nice changes to the layout and facilities which were great to see. As always, the staff were completely brilliant and worked their socks off to look after a very busy club. Fantabulous night and we look forward to a return visit soon.

Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fun
	Great turnout and brilliant evening at the VA. We met some lovely people that made a good night just great. Thank you to the hosts for the really great night. Have a little gripe though... The play area had plenty of dressed single men gawking. What happened VA? Saturday nights are for couples and play area is dress down only, is it not? Creates an uncomfortable atmosphere that we are not accustomed to at the VA. Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fun

Great turnout and brilliant evening at the VA. We met some lovely people that made a good night just great. Thank you to the hosts for the really great night.

Have a little gripe though... The play area had plenty of dressed single men gawking. What happened VA? Saturday nights are for couples and play area is dress down only, is it not? Creates an uncomfortable atmosphere that we are not accustomed to at the VA.

Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fun
	After taking a bit of break from the scene, I’m glad I chose last nights Belle Amour event as my first venture back into things... I brought along a friend of mine who hadn’t visited before and we had a great time. It was busy and a brilliant atmosphere. A lot of effort had clearly been put in by the hosts for the evening... only slight issues - didn’t actually know who the hosts were as they didn’t introduce themselves and far too many clothed people in the play areas (mainly single guys). But overall a great night and looking forward to visiting VA again :) Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fun

After taking a bit of break from the scene, I’m glad I chose last nights Belle Amour event as my first venture back into things... I brought along a friend of mine who hadn’t visited before and we had a great time. It was busy and a brilliant atmosphere.

A lot of effort had clearly been put in by the hosts for the evening... only slight issues - didn’t actually know who the hosts were as they didn’t introduce themselves and far too many clothed people in the play areas (mainly single guys).

But overall a great night and looking forward to visiting VA again :)

Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Belle Amour and the VA did it again with Cirque d’amour the effort that was put in with the decor, little touches with the snacks topped with the sexiest folk around made for another amazing night!! Roll on September’s party :) Luther xxx Date: 3 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Another amazing Fri night at the VA. Plenty of action despite it being half term - clearly Spicy’s well established bi night has enough of a reputation to attract quality players whatever the time of the year. Our favourite club night ever still! Date: 2 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	My first visit in months and it never disappoints. . Spicyminx works very hard to make this night special. It’s one of the most social places (in spite of the music being a bit loud in the bar). Everyone is extremely friendly and very smartly turned out. The club is always spotless and very well staffed and Spicy’s night is the best at this brilliant venue. Date: 2 June 2018

Rating: Fabulous
	Me and my ts friend went to bi night and all I can say is we had a great time The staff are wonderful The club is clean and well layed out And the other people there are friendly and all are extremely sexy Will definitely be going again Date: 2 June 2018

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