Rio's

Rating: Avoid
	We visited Rios on a Monday whilst working in London and didn’t particularly have any great expectations. We did however have a couple of things we’d have liked. On the website it says they have tanning showers, and we also wanted a massage each. When speaking with a masseuse in the morning she said there was no problem and we didn’t need to book to have a massage, just turn up at our expected arrival time of around 8pm and that would be fine. On getting to Rios we were told there were no tanning showers and no massages were available as the masseuses has finished at 6pm. A little disappointing but no big deal. We then had a further bit of disappointment on hearing we could not play in the club except on Saturdays. However, being a little naughty we did get told off a couple of times. This we found rather ironic given the terrible behaviour of some men in there. We had to say no when being touched multiple times. In every other club we’ve visited, as soon as you say no to someone they leave you alone, not here. On leaving one of the jacuzzis in disguise we had to point out that we didn’t expect to have to say no multiple times to everyone, we were constantly surrounded by badly behaved men who just want to grope and wouldn’t take no for an answer - it was shocking - and we are really easy going and don’t easily get wound up by such things. Generally a clean place but I suspect a Saturday night couples only night is the only time to go if you’re a female. Thankfully we met another couple so weren’t the only female in there, had a laugh with them so not all bad. Just beware and perhaps lower your expectations if you’re wanting to play (both sexes). Pricing seemed a little low to us at £17 for both of us to include soft drinks all night Date: 21 May 2019

Rating: Avoid

We visited Rios on a Monday whilst working in London and didn’t particularly have any great expectations. We did however have a couple of things we’d have liked. On the website it says they have tanning showers, and we also wanted a massage each. When speaking with a masseuse in the morning she said there was no problem and we didn’t need to book to have a massage, just turn up at our expected arrival time of around 8pm and that would be fine. On getting to Rios we were told there were no tanning showers and no massages were available as the masseuses has finished at 6pm. A little disappointing but no big deal.

We then had a further bit of disappointment on hearing we could not play in the club except on Saturdays. However, being a little naughty we did get told off a couple of times. This we found rather ironic given the terrible behaviour of some men in there. We had to say no when being touched multiple times. In every other club we’ve visited, as soon as you say no to someone they leave you alone, not here. On leaving one of the jacuzzis in disguise we had to point out that we didn’t expect to have to say no multiple times to everyone, we were constantly surrounded by badly behaved men who just want to grope and wouldn’t take no for an answer - it was shocking - and we are really easy going and don’t easily get wound up by such things.

Generally a clean place but I suspect a Saturday night couples only night is the only time to go if you’re a female.

Thankfully we met another couple so weren’t the only female in there, had a laugh with them so not all bad. Just beware and perhaps lower your expectations if you’re wanting to play (both sexes).

Pricing seemed a little low to us at £17 for both of us to include soft drinks all night

Date: 21 May 2019

Rating: OK
	Was at rios today met some guwjass pepole n one girl.stood out to me but she was not up for nothing maby next time Date: 20 May 2019

Rating: Fun
	We used to be regulars to Rios but since not really having the time to go that much anymore and on those rare occasions when we do we always have such a fun time :D hopefully next time when we go we will go during the week Date: 19 May 2019

Rating: Fun
	Was there all night last Saturday as a couple with Gr8atiT (duo a/c Gr8atiT Bubblegumy) ..great to chill or play..staff & facilities great..fascinating human nature to observe or experience..always someone or some bodies to join or help with anything in the cubicles lol x Date: 18 May 2019

Rating: Fun
	Just back from Rios with the lovely Kentish-Guy, the hot tubs are now actually hot! Thank you Rios x now let’s just get that giant hot tub open! You had plenty of customers to fill it today. And thank you to those that gave us a round of applause, I’m still blushing lol! Date: 17 May 2019

Rating: OK
	Spent a few hours relaxing last night. Nice place with a good vibe. Chat to a few nice people there and went home more chilled out than I have been in a long time. I will definitely visit again when I am next in town Date: 15 May 2019

Rating: OK
	Well they have changed there staff and the tiny lady behind the bar certainly keeps the place clean. She is a little whizz around the place. Much improved. The club itself has become very much less a place to chill out and relax and more of a hassle zone. Guys I, and most of us girls, only play with respectful guys who make an effort. Rios will never be a salubrious enviroment but handy to call into occasionally. Date: 13 May 2019

Rating: OK

Well they have changed there staff and the tiny lady behind the bar certainly keeps the place clean. She is a little whizz around the place. Much improved.

The club itself has become very much less a place to chill out and relax and more of a hassle zone. Guys I, and most of us girls, only play with respectful guys who make an effort. Rios will never be a salubrious enviroment but handy to call into occasionally.

Date: 13 May 2019

Rating: OK
	Always fun to go there.. I been there few times .. is clean , relaxing and polite staff.. Date: 10 May 2019

Rating: OK
	We went last night couples night , got there around 10 pm and had a great time , been a few times and now starting to meet peogle and making friends , the staff are friendly and know us now x Date: 5 May 2019

Rating: OK
	I was at Rio’s on Thursday night. Very relaxed night but busy. Mainly men as expected but a few women in there. Great to unwind and enjoy the sauna and pool. Date: 4 May 2019

Rating: OK
	Been talking about visiting for a while now and was so worth it, place was clean, and spacious. Facilities were great too. Staff very polite and a good mix of people there. Towels were provided but a bit on the small side so might be a good idea to take your own, the option of wearing swimsuits is there if u dont want to reveal all. a great place for some relaxation and fun. We will definitely be visiting again Date: 28 April 2019

Rating: OK

Been talking about visiting for a while now and was so worth it, place was clean, and spacious. Facilities were great too. Staff very polite and a good mix of people there. Towels were provided but a bit on the small side so might be a good idea to take your own, the option of wearing swimsuits is there if u dont want to reveal all. a great place for some relaxation and fun. We will definitely be visiting again

Date: 28 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	After years of thinking going finally made it. Went with friends. Place was clean, very good mix of people, basically drug free, lots off space staff where great. Faulty web site didnt help our visit. We went on couples night 9-midnight. Play rooms can get a little hot and busy. Will defo be attending again. Parking was easy and free. If your of larger size might be best to take own towl if you do want to cover up. Towls supplied was soft and clean ;) Date: 28 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous

After years of thinking going finally made it. Went with friends. Place was clean, very good mix of people, basically drug free, lots off space staff where great. Faulty web site didnt help our visit. We went on couples night 9-midnight. Play rooms can get a little hot and busy. Will defo be attending again. Parking was easy and free. If your of larger size might be best to take own towl if you do want to cover up. Towls supplied was soft and clean ;)

Date: 28 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Our 2st visit to Rios this evening it was lovely and clean staff were very friendly great mix of people will definitely go back highly recommended xx Date: 28 April 2019

Rating: Fun
	Went there twice was so nice I had really good time people if you passing over do not avoid to visiting rios Date: 23 April 2019

Rating: OK
	Great time.. will go again surely Date: 22 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Feb 12th, a tuesday night. I had a great night in Rios. I got there about 1am thinking it'll be dead but it was buzzing. Staff were friendly, free soft drinks and towels and classic movies playing. It was so relaxing.....and then i met... her. She took control was funny and confident and ran prosecco down her body for me to lick off. Well I'd heard of the private rooms and we made use of them. Love Rio's and maybe I'll see her again another tuesday evening. Round 2!! Date: 19 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous

Feb 12th, a tuesday night. I had a great night in Rios.

I got there about 1am thinking it'll be dead but it was buzzing. Staff were friendly, free soft drinks and towels and classic movies playing. It was so relaxing.....and then i met... her. She took control was funny and confident and ran prosecco down her body for me to lick off. Well I'd heard of the private rooms and we made use of them. Love Rio's and maybe I'll see her again another tuesday evening. Round 2!!

Date: 19 April 2019

Rating: Fun
	A other lovely afternoon at Rios. The sun was a welcome addition. Was sat talking to a guy in the steam room about how quiet it was and how not much action. Next minute a couple walk in, start playing and invite us to come all over her tits. Well it was an offer I was not gonna turn down ;-) Left with a smile on my face. Date: 18 April 2019

Rating: OK
	Popped into Rios for the first time in about 5 years, on Tuesday16th April. They have added a couple of saunas i think, and done a bit of a refurb, from how i remember. Very relaxing place, good for some time alone, as not many patrons want to talk to strangers. Still disappointing that it is clothing optional, rather than naturist. Also, i find it irritating how aggressively many of the fellas follow any movement from a female. Some of the women must hate it, probably why they stay in there swim suits i guess. Still a decent club though, with good facilities and despite the aggressive shadowing from the fellas, they do seem harmless. Date: 16 April 2019

Rating: OK

Popped into Rios for the first time in about 5 years, on Tuesday16th April.

They have added a couple of saunas i think, and done a bit of a refurb, from how i remember.

Very relaxing place, good for some time alone, as not many patrons want to talk to strangers.

Still disappointing that it is clothing optional, rather than naturist. Also, i find it irritating how aggressively many of the fellas follow any movement from a female. Some of the women must hate it, probably why they stay in there swim suits i guess.

Still a decent club though, with good facilities and despite the aggressive shadowing from the fellas, they do seem harmless.

Date: 16 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	I went on Wednesday daytime last week and I had an amazing time (as usual). Clean and spacious facilities, lovely staff and great mixture of single gents, ladies and couples. Can't wait to get some time off again so I can enjoy another lovely day soaking Date: 15 April 2019

Rating: Fun
	Had a good night once again till next time x Date: 11 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Have been several times it's a clean relatively modern spa where you can enjoy the use of the private rooms, there is no open sex allowed. Ratios midweek are 15/1 Couples night is awesome and is worth trying! (Some ppl just go to use the spa) Though you need leave by midnight as they let singles in. 420 frendly. Any couples wanna meet with us there let us know. Date: 10 April 2019

Rating: OK
	Went to Rios the other night, mainly single guys watching what's going on but ended up having the most amazing MMF in a private room, people like to show off there! Guys walking round with hardons and the ladies aren't too shy either! It's a good place of you expect the unexpected ;) Date: 9 April 2019

Rating: OK
	Was here in day time yesterday lovely place stunning woman that works there with tattoos wish I got her name Date: 9 April 2019

Rating: OK
	Always at rios such a nice place looking for a femail to attend on sat with Date: 8 April 2019

Rating: Fun
	Had our 1st ever club visit tonight as we took the plunge and headed to rios Kentish town for the couples night. Really enjoyed it, nice people, most of all a bloke called John who gave us a tour as newbies,clean place no pushy people just lots of couples playing peacfully. We had sex in the steam room and in a private room too was so good. Then for God knows what reason they let single guys in at 12am which would be fine if the blokes that came in weren't the absolute scum of the earth. Vile, rude loud trampy pigs. Ruined a really great night as ourselves and a few other couples left immediately. Really wish it had just stayed as the couples night all night. Have no idea why you would throw 10-12 absolute pigs into a couples night that had been a nice relaxed setting till then. We will be back but will definitely be leaving at 1130 before the living dead are shuffled in for no reason on a couples night. Date: 8 April 2019

Rating: Fun

Had our 1st ever club visit tonight as we took the plunge and headed to rios Kentish town for the couples night. Really enjoyed it, nice people, most of all a bloke called John who gave us a tour as newbies,clean place no pushy people just lots of couples playing peacfully. We had sex in the steam room and in a private room too was so good. Then for God knows what reason they let single guys in at 12am which would be fine if the blokes that came in weren't the absolute scum of the earth. Vile, rude loud trampy pigs. Ruined a really great night as ourselves and a few other couples left immediately. Really wish it had just stayed as the couples night all night. Have no idea why you would throw 10-12 absolute pigs into a couples night that had been a nice relaxed setting till then. We will be back but will definitely be leaving at 1130 before the living dead are shuffled in for no reason on a couples night.

Date: 8 April 2019

Rating: Fun
	Always fun with the staff and punters very intimate Date: 6 April 2019

Rating: Fabulous
	Me my partner and Friends went this Sunday. We were surprised how nice it was. It’s was clean, great facilities. Lots of steam rooms and saunas, pool, and jacuzzi a chill area with a movie on. Lots of showers. you could have water, squash or tea and coffee. Nice garden area and for smoking. Lockable play rooms Perfect, I don’t know how anyone can moan about this place. Date: 1 April 2019

Rating: OK
	We went on Saturday and it was greatetc some cool peeps x Date: 1 April 2019

Rating: OK
	So agree with below ?? full of perverts and mgmt do f all Date: 30 March 2019

Rating: Avoid
	Glad we didn't pay more than we did for entry as it was not worth it. Had to complain about woman facetiming in the club as she was sitting in front of us and we were in the shot. Club is worn and tired and needs investment. Lounge area was more like a takeaway with all the food deliveries and whilst I understand we all need to eat do you really need a Nando's or Dominoes in a club? Date: 28 March 2019

Rating: Avoid

Glad we didn't pay more than we did for entry as it was not worth it.

Had to complain about woman facetiming in the club as she was sitting in front of us and we were in the shot.

Club is worn and tired and needs investment.

Lounge area was more like a takeaway with all the food deliveries and whilst I understand we all need to eat do you really need a Nando's or Dominoes in a club?

Date: 28 March 2019

Rating: Fun
	Wow what a night I'm a regular at Rio's and have been for years , I enjoy going here the staff are awesome management is good and security is on point nice couples and singles Date: 24 March 2019

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