| We found ourselves at a loose end near Bury, so decided to revisit Partners after an absence of about four or five years. In our time away it had changed into a towel club - had we known this we probably wouldn't have gone back. But we were there, we'd paid and we had had brilliant fun there in the distant past... so in we went. Now our problem wasn't the people, it was the venue. It looked as if they had spent about 47 pence on maintenance AND cleaning in the years of our absence. For example, there were areas that were pitch dark with holes kicked in the floor, panels of the false ceiling missing and taped over wiring sticking out of the wall. Nothing, from the flickery porno playing on a flat screen, to the dirty walls added anything to a sense of fantasy or adventure. Unless your idea of adventure matches Bear Grylls' of course. So call us prudes if you want, but dangerous and unhygienic just aren't sexy. That's about all there is to say really.. nice folk but.... yeah.. eugh. Perhaps with a bit of paint and some TLC it could return to it's former self, but until then I'd advise you to avoid. Sorry :(
Date: 10 November 2012
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